Gaara makes the newspaper, and the Easter bunny.
Last night a hideous crime occurred, the well known 'Demon of the desert' struck again. This time taking it one eggy coffin too far.
Jealous of his fellow most recent arch-enemy college, Gaara took action in the spirit of Easter eggs.
Ramen flavoured, super sushi cream, malteser, bunny got it all. But it was the Kit Kat Chunky that had its lasting affects
Why, Easter will never be the same again.
As egg sales continued to soar through the roof, Bunny decided it was time to step up a class in the way of sand sculptures. Angered, Gaara spent his well earned sand cash on a stack of ammunition. On which he intended to use on days leading up to Easter, because if Gaara is involved in the heart of it there will be no fun for anyone.
The Demon of the Desert's sentence is yet to be decided, but The Sand are positive it will be at least 9months.
But is it enough, he's already destroyed the Leafs Mr Rabbit in the incident of a Giant Golf ball. 'Who knew the Bunny was inside' they cry in their defence.
9 months! Conquidence or what? Looks like Demon of the Desert will have to wait for his banjo this year.
Until next time, Report by Winny Winny News