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Another Random! Again, DO NOT take any of this seriously! If you are a harcore HP fan and dont like to see random stupid things then DONT READ! THIS IS A WARNING.
Harry: -Is rubbing body- Oh Harry! Oh Harry! Oh! Harry!
Hermione: -Raises eyebrow- Uhh, Right.
Ron: -Drool- This is so hot.
Draco: -Eyes Ron suspiciously- Hey, I thought you were with -Shudder- Sprout?
Ron: She can't move the way Harry does. -Drool-
Harry: -Notices Ron staring and stops rubbing- Hey! This isn't a peep show!
Ron: -Wiggles eyebrows- It could be. -Wink-
Harry: Oh you little devil! -Chases a shrieking Ron-
Hermione and Draco: ...
Draco: -Wiggles eyebrows-
Hermione: Don't even go there.
Draco: Aw.
Dumbledore: -Slides down banister- WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hermione: I think Dumbledore is on crack.
Dumbledore: -Points to Hermione- Yeah, well at least I don't have a glue smelling addiction! Yeah! That's right! I WENT THERE!
Snape: -Walks in from nowhere- What is this Rumpus!
Draco: Well, you see sir, Potter was rubbing himself, and Weasel got turned- -Snape cuts him off-
Snape: I don't need to know!
Hermione: Where's Neville? I haven't seen him all day.
Neville: -Is crouching behind a randomly placed couch with a phone- Hello? Operator? Would you be my date for the Yule Ball?
Draco: -Sniggers-
Harry: -Returns to randomly stroking himself- Oh! Harry! Oh Harry! Oh!
Dumbledore: -Notices Harry carressing himself- -Pause- Oh Albus! Oh! Albus! Oh!
Hermione: -Facepalm- Oh great Harry, you got Dumbledore doing it.
Ron: -Drool-
Professor Sprout: -Stomps up and glares at Ron- Ronald! What is the meaning of this?! And after I had Finger Sex with you! -Stomps off-
Everyone: ...
Ron: -Blush-
Draco: -Raises eyebrow- Finger Sex?
Ron: Uhh..well, you see..it's kinda hard to explain..umm..
Dumbledore: NAKIE TIME! -Rips clothes off-
Everyone: -Disturbed- ...
Luna: -Walks by silent crowd flapping her arms like a bird- Hoooooot!
Filch: -Bursts out laughing- Oh my god! Who let the freak out?! Hahaha!
Snape: -Fart-
Draco: Did you just..?
Snape: No.. -Shifts eyes-
Ernie Ghost: Oh sure, NOW theres fart jokes! -Crosses arms-
Dumbledore: -Eyes widen- GROPE!
Ernie Ghost: -Glides away- AHH!!
Dumbledore: -Chases Ernie- COME BACK GROPING BUDDY!
Hermione: -Sarcastic- Well that wasn't disturbing at all..
-Bright lights and smoke appear in the center of the Great Hall. Music starts to play and when the smoke dissipates, we see Harry standing in the middle wearing a tight tube tob and bellbottoms. He has a Muggle microphone headset over a blonde wig.-
Harry: -Dances- Oh baby baby! How was I supposed to know? That something wasn't right here? -Backup dancers enter stage-
Closet Brittany Spears Fans: -Jump up and down- WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Dumbledore: PARTY!!!!!
Ron: YEAH HARRY! SHAKE THAT!
Professor Sprout: -Cries- THATS IT! YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH MISTER!
Harry: My loneliness is killing me! I must confess, I still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind! Give me a sign! Hit me baby one more time!
The party continued on, everyone dancing to the singing Harry. Hermione and Draco ended up going at it like rabits again after making sure nobody was hiding behind the curtains. Dumbledore poked in once, but once he saw the tomfoolery going on, he backed out screaming 'GROPING! GROPING!' Ron ended up sleeping on the randomly placed couch that Neville had been hiding behind, and the Operator he called showed up for the impromtu concert. The two danced the night away. Ernie the Ghost ended up having a one night stand with Moaning Myrtle. The two are now expecting twins. Harry passed out after his third number from groping himself too much, and the Closet Spears Fans caused a riot for the concert ending too soon.
The End!
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