Mutant Spawn: IreallylikeJSRFsoImadearandomfanfic!

R&R. And no flames please. If you can't leave a positive review, leave none at all. . . This was NOT supposed to make any sense.

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"Skating 'round the subways, skating 'round the peeps, when all the good things go bad, I'm all over it CREEPS!"

Squealing at the top of his lungs, the perverted midgit Yo-Yo was having a grand time tagging a large wall in the alleyways.

Beat (not to far behind) was tagging a bus. No matter how high he turned the volume up on his headphones, the little pig's sqeauling was sinking in his ears, "YO-YO! SHUDDUP!!"

Beat chucks an empty spray can at Yo-Yo, who saw just in time and ducked. The spraycan instead hit a cop on the back of the head, "OUCH! YOU FREAKIN' KIDS!"

Yo-Yo and Beat made a run for it as the cop pulled out his gun. Not to far away, on the other side of Shibua Terminal Gum was tagging with Corn.

"Corn, could you shake this for me?" Gum held out a spraycan to Corn, who was tagging his name on a trashcan, "Sure Gum"

Gum giggled as she watches Corn shake up that spraycan goood. Just for kicks, the girl leans down a bit for most of her breasts to show. Corn turns a deep shade of maroon which makes Gum giggle harder.

Meanwhile on the other side of town, Yo-Yo and Beat were being chased by three cops.

"Yo-Yo! You stupid * pant pant * why didn't you let the spraycan * pant * hit you on the forehead! Where it belongs!" Beat held up his middle finger. Either for the cops or Yo-Yo, we don't know.

"Yo! I have to look my best for when I jerk on Gum!"

"You! * pant * perve!"

~ Switch back to Gum and Corn ~

Gum is still giggling as she sprays her name on a wall. Corn is nowhere to be seen.

~ Beat and Yo-Yo ~

Beat and Yo-Yo reach a dead end. The cops surround them. The two GGs have no escape! Hmm, well that's what is seems. But try being cornered in an alleyway with a green haired-perverted-short-nerdy sunglass wearing kid.

Yo-Yo leaps right upon Beat and starts making out with the GG. Beat moans into the kisses, rubbing YoYo's ass. Yo-Yo necks Beat as he slips a hand down the front of Beat's trousers.

The cops make a barfing look and run away. The two GGs high five and skate back to the garage.

~ Gum and Corn ~

Gum is now spraying a bus. Corn still no where to be found.

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