The Breakfast Club
1. Detention
Saturday morning October 5, Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry Detention, Professor Mcgonagall's classroom
Hermione threw the letter on her bed. Sighing she reached for a hair tie and pulled her hair back. She straightened her shirt and skirt, grabbed her books and walked out of her dorm.
As she reached the common room she searched for Ginny and Harry, they would be attending detention as well.
"Hey" she turned to see Ginny standing right behind her.
"Hi" Hermione said glumly.
"Cheer up, you go to detention once and you think your going to hell" Ginny replied
"I could be doing something really constructive today, like homework"
"Is that all you ever do Hermione honestly"
"Ready guys?" Harry was panting, by the looks of it he had just woken up. His zip up jacket had been thrown on including his white shirt from underneath that was inside out.
"Yeah" Ginny replied happily.
"Have fun guys" Seamus said.
"Oh you know we will" Harry replied following the girls to the door.
"Sorry guys" Ron yelled after them.
As the portrait shut they heard laughter fill the common room.
"Idiots" Hermione said as she stomped down the stairs.
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"This is a real drag," Pansy said while powdering her nose.
"It's your fault" Draco replied leaning against the wall with his hands in his pocket waiting for the Professor.
"MY FAULT!" she shrieked looking away from her hand held mirror at him.
"You're the one who wanted to ditch and hump in an empty classroom, it's just too bad you were yelling to loud 'cause we got caught"
"Asshole" she muttered turning back to her mirror making him smirk. His blonde hair fell in his silver eyes, he was the hottest kid in school, who would resist?
"Oh great" a voice filled their ears, they looked up to see Hermione, Harry and Ginny.
"Nice to see you too Mudblood" Pansy snapped, shutting her mirror and putting it in her purse.
"I have a name" Hermione replied.
"I bet its lovely" Pansy said standing up straight and staring at the door.
Hermione rolled her eyes and leaned against the wall cross from them.
"What did you three do to get in to detention by your own head of house?" Draco drawled.
"None of your business" Harry snapped back, Ginny turned pink, Draco noticed.
"Oh I see you had a threesome," he said as Pansy snickered.
"Your such a pig" Hermione hissed.
"Don't you dare insult me," Draco said standing.
"And what are you going to do to her?" Harry replied standing in front of Hermione.
SMACK WHISH BOOM BAH!!!!
All five heads turned to see what the noise was. In a lump on the ground Luna Lovegood sat up. She tucked her wand behind her hair and started to put all her books in her bag. As she stood she paused watching everyone watch her.
Her hair was disheveled. She was wearing three shirts, each too big for her, and a cloak over. A long black skirt with ripped black panty hose, and black converse.
"Hmph" she blew air out causing her bangs to fly in the air.
"Are you ok?" Hermione asked.
She whimpered and nodded her head yes.
"Is everyone here?" Professor McGonagall interrupted walking towards them from the opposite direction.
"Yes Professor" Hermione replied.
"All six of you?" she said sternly pursing her lips together.
"Yes" Hermione said again. Draco made a hand job motion, making Pansy giggle and Hermione narrow her eyes at him.
"Follow me then" she said unlocking her door. When it was open the six of them followed her in.
Two rows of desks were arranged. Hermione and Harry sat in the front seats, Ginny sat right behind them, Draco and Pansy sat in the middle in the second section, and Luna sat in the very back.
"Now," McGonagall started, "I hope all of you understand the seriousness in your actions for you to be here"
She was handing out parchments to each student.
"In a 3 foot essay I want you to explain to me who you think you are, and what you want to do in your life, maybe it will help you know how to choose your actions wisely" she walked to the front of the room watching all of them carefully, "no funny business, and no moving from these seats! No sleeping, finish your assignment and then you may study and work on homework, I know all you could finish. I will be back at lunch to check on you," she started to walk out of the room, "I'm locking the door you will not be able to leave and if you try anything filch and Ms. Norris will be around, including other Professors" she slammed the door behind her.
It was silent for what seemed to be ten years. The sound of Hermione's quill on the parchment was what seemed to keep them in tune with what was going on. When it stopped everyone looked up at her.
She could feel everyone's eyes burning on her but she didn't look up.
"It's funny how my quill seems to be the only one writing anything," she said in a snotty tone.
"Maybe because you're the only one who is going to write it" Pansy snapped back.
Hermione whirled around to look at her. Pansy was leaning against the desk staring back at her while applying lipstick over and over again. Draco was slumped against his chair staring at her as well.
"I think you have enough on," Hermione drawled.
"I think you don't have enough on" Pansy mimicked.
"I don't think I need to wear any makeup to be beautiful if I wanted to get someone's attention I could, but I'm not interested in that unlike you" Hermione mimicked back.
"You think you're beautiful?" Pansy laughed as Draco smirked.
"I didn't say that you twisted my words around, I said if I wanted to try I would but its not my first priority" Hermione stated.
Harry sat forward staring at the wall paying attention to everything.
"What is your first priority? Homework?" Pansy laughed.
Hermione glared at her then turned forward.
"So what is it Hermione" Draco drawled, "you say you could get a guy if you really wanted to, who is it?" he sat forward staring at her back, "who would you do or who have you done?"
Harry, Hermione, and Ginny looked back at them, Luna looked up.
"Shove off Malfoy" Harry said.
"Why your just as interested Potter" he bored his eyes into Harry's, "I see the way you look at her I can tell you've had a physical thing with her"
"Fuck you its not like that" Harry replied.
Hermione stared open mouthed shocked at Draco's words.
"How is it then? Weasley's banging her and your hitting it up with his sister?" Ginny went bright red.
Harry stood up "stop it Malfoy"
Draco looked up a little surprised at Harry's stance "and what are you going to do Potter?"
"I'll fight you if I have to" he stepped forward but Hermione pulled him back.
"He's not worth it" Hermione said.
Draco smirked "Give me a go Granger and you'd think I was worth it"
Harry stepped forward and Hermione pulled him back and pushed him in his seat.
"Fuck off" Hermione sneered at him.
He flipped her off and she returned the favor.
She sat down and looked at her paper then looked at Harry she could tell he was mad. She shook her head at him and looked down.
"I don't think I heard an answer Granger" Draco's voice filled her head.
"You're not going to get one" she replied.
"And why is that?" he asked.
"Leave me alone Malfoy" she was getting irritated.
"Are we getting mad?" he said.
"Stop it" Ginny yelled turning to him.
"Ginny is it?" he asked and she nodded, "Can I call you cherry?"
She glared at him.
"Leave them alone" Harry butted in.
"I don't think I asked you Potter" Draco stood walking towards them.
"Your not supposed to move" Hermione said as Draco leaned against her desk, one arm on each side moving closer to her.
"Is McGonagall here?" he asked.
"No"
"Then how will she know?" he replied making her short of breath.
Pansy giggled and walked towards them as well. She sat on Harry's desk showing her long legs. Harry sat back staring at her legs becoming short of breathe as well.
"Well Pans looks like we have an effect on people" Draco smirked.
"Eat shit Malfoy" Hermione replied.
"Such strong words coming from such a pristine girl" he said.
"I'm not that pristine" she replied.
"No?" he raised his eyebrows.
"NO" she smiled crossing her arms.
"Then answer my question have you ever let a guy touch you?" she looked down; "Well how about let a guy tongue you?" she glared up at him. "That's what I thought"
"You don't know shit Malfoy" Hermione replied.
"Then enlighten me" he replied smirking.
"Why should I let you in on my personal business?" she asked.
"Because you want me"
"Don't be so fucking full of yourself" she looked at Harry who was watching Draco with hatred.
"Tell me Granger how do you get along with your parents?"
Harry and Hermione looked a little taken back.
"Well?" Pansy asked.
"If I say yes then I'm an idiot right? But if I say no then I'm like everyone else"
"So then what is it, do you?" Draco asked.
"No" Hermione replied.
"HA!" Luna yelled. Everyone looked back at her. She made a noise put her hood on and slammed her head on her desk. Harry, Ginny, and Hermione looked surprised as Draco and Pansy smirked.
"So Granger if you had to choose which one would it be?" Draco asked making her look at him.
"They're both screwed" Hermione said.
"Ah... but you have to pick one, who would it be?" Draco looked interested.
"Well if I chose my mom my dad would be hurt and if I chose my dad my mom would be mad, so none" she still sat with arms crossed staring him right in the eye.
Draco smirked "interesting" he said and stood up looking at Pansy who was giving him and eerie smile Hermione didn't like. They walked back to their desks and began to write a note back and forth.
Hermione looked at Harry who was looking down at the desk with hurt eyes. Hermione knew what he was thinking about. She looked back at Ginny who shrugged her shoulders. As she looked at Draco and Pansy they looked like normal people... almost normal. When her eyes wondered to Luna she was biting her finger nails.
She turned forward and sighed. This was going to be a long day.
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Professor McGonagall walked in the classroom at 12:00. Everyone was lying on their desks and appeared to be sleeping.
"Who needs to use the restroom?" she asked as they all raised their hands.
By two's she let them go to the restroom, Pansy and Hermione, Draco and Ginny, then Harry and Luna.
Hermione and Pansy were the first to leave. When they got out of the classroom Pansy shrieked. She saw her friend Ursula.
"SWEETIE!" she ran up and they hugged eachother.
"What are you doing with her?" Ursula asked.
"Oh were in detention, I have to be with her"
"I'm sorry" Ursula said glaring at Hermione.
"I'm sorry to interupt your slut fest but we have to be going"
Both girls glared at Hermione. They hugged eachother said their goodbyes and Pansy continued to follow Hermione to the restroom.
When they entered the bathroom Pansy went straight to the mirror. Hermione rolled her eyes and walked into a stall. She locked it pulled down her knickers and sat down on the toilet.
"Do you and Potter have a fling?" Pansy asked.
Hermione looked at the stall door.
"No" she replied.
"Too bad he is actually quite hot" Hermione was finished peeing but just sat staring at the door. Harry hot?? Coming from Pansy this was weird.
"What would Malfoy say if he heard that?" Hermione asked.
"I don't really care" Hermione heard her enter the stall next to hers.
"I thought you too were close" Hermione wiped herself and stood, she felt stupid and didn't want Pansy to think she was taking a shit.
She flushed the toilet and walked out to the sink.
"We are we just... UGH" Pansy farted Hermione had to restrain herself from laughing.
"You just what?" Hermione continued to try not to laugh.
"He's not open with anything, I don't understand him" Pansy walked out and sat her purse on the sink and began to wash her hands.
Hermione nodded her head and grabbed a towel to dry off his hands.
"Well we should get back" Pansy brushed passed her and walked out. Did her and Pansy just have a civilized conversation?
When they reached the classroom Malfoy sneered.
"Its about time" and he stood followed by Ginny.
Hermione sat down and didn't speak a word, rethinking the whole conversation.
Draco trudged down the hall followed closely by Ginny.
"So cherry do you still have a thing for Potter?"
"No" She replied.
He looked back at her smirking "your real quiet"
"I am when I want to be," she said.
"Is that always?"
"I just find you extremely rude and I don't think I need to share myself with you" she smirked back.
"Whatever"
Both returned to the classroom five minutes later.
"Potter, Lovegood hurry you have five minutes before you go to the Great hall to get lunch"
"We're eating in the great hall?" Draco said happily.
"No your just getting your meal" McGonagall said sternly.
Harry and Luna finally left. He walked down the hall with his hands down his pockets. Luna was tailing him staring at the back of his head.
He looked back at her she was staring absentmindly at him.
"What's your poison?" he asked.
"What?" she finally spoke.
"Do you drink?" he asked.
She smiled "yes"
"No you don't" he looked back at her.
"Yes I do" she got in his face "how about Vodka!" and walked past him.
"Vodka? You actually drink?" he asked following her.
She smiled "Indeed I do" and walked into the girl's bathroom.
Harry shook his head and walked into the boy's bathroom.
A/N: end of first chapter, what do you think??? REVIEW!!!!!
1. Detention
Saturday morning October 5, Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry Detention, Professor Mcgonagall's classroom
Hermione threw the letter on her bed. Sighing she reached for a hair tie and pulled her hair back. She straightened her shirt and skirt, grabbed her books and walked out of her dorm.
As she reached the common room she searched for Ginny and Harry, they would be attending detention as well.
"Hey" she turned to see Ginny standing right behind her.
"Hi" Hermione said glumly.
"Cheer up, you go to detention once and you think your going to hell" Ginny replied
"I could be doing something really constructive today, like homework"
"Is that all you ever do Hermione honestly"
"Ready guys?" Harry was panting, by the looks of it he had just woken up. His zip up jacket had been thrown on including his white shirt from underneath that was inside out.
"Yeah" Ginny replied happily.
"Have fun guys" Seamus said.
"Oh you know we will" Harry replied following the girls to the door.
"Sorry guys" Ron yelled after them.
As the portrait shut they heard laughter fill the common room.
"Idiots" Hermione said as she stomped down the stairs.
(())
"This is a real drag," Pansy said while powdering her nose.
"It's your fault" Draco replied leaning against the wall with his hands in his pocket waiting for the Professor.
"MY FAULT!" she shrieked looking away from her hand held mirror at him.
"You're the one who wanted to ditch and hump in an empty classroom, it's just too bad you were yelling to loud 'cause we got caught"
"Asshole" she muttered turning back to her mirror making him smirk. His blonde hair fell in his silver eyes, he was the hottest kid in school, who would resist?
"Oh great" a voice filled their ears, they looked up to see Hermione, Harry and Ginny.
"Nice to see you too Mudblood" Pansy snapped, shutting her mirror and putting it in her purse.
"I have a name" Hermione replied.
"I bet its lovely" Pansy said standing up straight and staring at the door.
Hermione rolled her eyes and leaned against the wall cross from them.
"What did you three do to get in to detention by your own head of house?" Draco drawled.
"None of your business" Harry snapped back, Ginny turned pink, Draco noticed.
"Oh I see you had a threesome," he said as Pansy snickered.
"Your such a pig" Hermione hissed.
"Don't you dare insult me," Draco said standing.
"And what are you going to do to her?" Harry replied standing in front of Hermione.
SMACK WHISH BOOM BAH!!!!
All five heads turned to see what the noise was. In a lump on the ground Luna Lovegood sat up. She tucked her wand behind her hair and started to put all her books in her bag. As she stood she paused watching everyone watch her.
Her hair was disheveled. She was wearing three shirts, each too big for her, and a cloak over. A long black skirt with ripped black panty hose, and black converse.
"Hmph" she blew air out causing her bangs to fly in the air.
"Are you ok?" Hermione asked.
She whimpered and nodded her head yes.
"Is everyone here?" Professor McGonagall interrupted walking towards them from the opposite direction.
"Yes Professor" Hermione replied.
"All six of you?" she said sternly pursing her lips together.
"Yes" Hermione said again. Draco made a hand job motion, making Pansy giggle and Hermione narrow her eyes at him.
"Follow me then" she said unlocking her door. When it was open the six of them followed her in.
Two rows of desks were arranged. Hermione and Harry sat in the front seats, Ginny sat right behind them, Draco and Pansy sat in the middle in the second section, and Luna sat in the very back.
"Now," McGonagall started, "I hope all of you understand the seriousness in your actions for you to be here"
She was handing out parchments to each student.
"In a 3 foot essay I want you to explain to me who you think you are, and what you want to do in your life, maybe it will help you know how to choose your actions wisely" she walked to the front of the room watching all of them carefully, "no funny business, and no moving from these seats! No sleeping, finish your assignment and then you may study and work on homework, I know all you could finish. I will be back at lunch to check on you," she started to walk out of the room, "I'm locking the door you will not be able to leave and if you try anything filch and Ms. Norris will be around, including other Professors" she slammed the door behind her.
It was silent for what seemed to be ten years. The sound of Hermione's quill on the parchment was what seemed to keep them in tune with what was going on. When it stopped everyone looked up at her.
She could feel everyone's eyes burning on her but she didn't look up.
"It's funny how my quill seems to be the only one writing anything," she said in a snotty tone.
"Maybe because you're the only one who is going to write it" Pansy snapped back.
Hermione whirled around to look at her. Pansy was leaning against the desk staring back at her while applying lipstick over and over again. Draco was slumped against his chair staring at her as well.
"I think you have enough on," Hermione drawled.
"I think you don't have enough on" Pansy mimicked.
"I don't think I need to wear any makeup to be beautiful if I wanted to get someone's attention I could, but I'm not interested in that unlike you" Hermione mimicked back.
"You think you're beautiful?" Pansy laughed as Draco smirked.
"I didn't say that you twisted my words around, I said if I wanted to try I would but its not my first priority" Hermione stated.
Harry sat forward staring at the wall paying attention to everything.
"What is your first priority? Homework?" Pansy laughed.
Hermione glared at her then turned forward.
"So what is it Hermione" Draco drawled, "you say you could get a guy if you really wanted to, who is it?" he sat forward staring at her back, "who would you do or who have you done?"
Harry, Hermione, and Ginny looked back at them, Luna looked up.
"Shove off Malfoy" Harry said.
"Why your just as interested Potter" he bored his eyes into Harry's, "I see the way you look at her I can tell you've had a physical thing with her"
"Fuck you its not like that" Harry replied.
Hermione stared open mouthed shocked at Draco's words.
"How is it then? Weasley's banging her and your hitting it up with his sister?" Ginny went bright red.
Harry stood up "stop it Malfoy"
Draco looked up a little surprised at Harry's stance "and what are you going to do Potter?"
"I'll fight you if I have to" he stepped forward but Hermione pulled him back.
"He's not worth it" Hermione said.
Draco smirked "Give me a go Granger and you'd think I was worth it"
Harry stepped forward and Hermione pulled him back and pushed him in his seat.
"Fuck off" Hermione sneered at him.
He flipped her off and she returned the favor.
She sat down and looked at her paper then looked at Harry she could tell he was mad. She shook her head at him and looked down.
"I don't think I heard an answer Granger" Draco's voice filled her head.
"You're not going to get one" she replied.
"And why is that?" he asked.
"Leave me alone Malfoy" she was getting irritated.
"Are we getting mad?" he said.
"Stop it" Ginny yelled turning to him.
"Ginny is it?" he asked and she nodded, "Can I call you cherry?"
She glared at him.
"Leave them alone" Harry butted in.
"I don't think I asked you Potter" Draco stood walking towards them.
"Your not supposed to move" Hermione said as Draco leaned against her desk, one arm on each side moving closer to her.
"Is McGonagall here?" he asked.
"No"
"Then how will she know?" he replied making her short of breath.
Pansy giggled and walked towards them as well. She sat on Harry's desk showing her long legs. Harry sat back staring at her legs becoming short of breathe as well.
"Well Pans looks like we have an effect on people" Draco smirked.
"Eat shit Malfoy" Hermione replied.
"Such strong words coming from such a pristine girl" he said.
"I'm not that pristine" she replied.
"No?" he raised his eyebrows.
"NO" she smiled crossing her arms.
"Then answer my question have you ever let a guy touch you?" she looked down; "Well how about let a guy tongue you?" she glared up at him. "That's what I thought"
"You don't know shit Malfoy" Hermione replied.
"Then enlighten me" he replied smirking.
"Why should I let you in on my personal business?" she asked.
"Because you want me"
"Don't be so fucking full of yourself" she looked at Harry who was watching Draco with hatred.
"Tell me Granger how do you get along with your parents?"
Harry and Hermione looked a little taken back.
"Well?" Pansy asked.
"If I say yes then I'm an idiot right? But if I say no then I'm like everyone else"
"So then what is it, do you?" Draco asked.
"No" Hermione replied.
"HA!" Luna yelled. Everyone looked back at her. She made a noise put her hood on and slammed her head on her desk. Harry, Ginny, and Hermione looked surprised as Draco and Pansy smirked.
"So Granger if you had to choose which one would it be?" Draco asked making her look at him.
"They're both screwed" Hermione said.
"Ah... but you have to pick one, who would it be?" Draco looked interested.
"Well if I chose my mom my dad would be hurt and if I chose my dad my mom would be mad, so none" she still sat with arms crossed staring him right in the eye.
Draco smirked "interesting" he said and stood up looking at Pansy who was giving him and eerie smile Hermione didn't like. They walked back to their desks and began to write a note back and forth.
Hermione looked at Harry who was looking down at the desk with hurt eyes. Hermione knew what he was thinking about. She looked back at Ginny who shrugged her shoulders. As she looked at Draco and Pansy they looked like normal people... almost normal. When her eyes wondered to Luna she was biting her finger nails.
She turned forward and sighed. This was going to be a long day.
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Professor McGonagall walked in the classroom at 12:00. Everyone was lying on their desks and appeared to be sleeping.
"Who needs to use the restroom?" she asked as they all raised their hands.
By two's she let them go to the restroom, Pansy and Hermione, Draco and Ginny, then Harry and Luna.
Hermione and Pansy were the first to leave. When they got out of the classroom Pansy shrieked. She saw her friend Ursula.
"SWEETIE!" she ran up and they hugged eachother.
"What are you doing with her?" Ursula asked.
"Oh were in detention, I have to be with her"
"I'm sorry" Ursula said glaring at Hermione.
"I'm sorry to interupt your slut fest but we have to be going"
Both girls glared at Hermione. They hugged eachother said their goodbyes and Pansy continued to follow Hermione to the restroom.
When they entered the bathroom Pansy went straight to the mirror. Hermione rolled her eyes and walked into a stall. She locked it pulled down her knickers and sat down on the toilet.
"Do you and Potter have a fling?" Pansy asked.
Hermione looked at the stall door.
"No" she replied.
"Too bad he is actually quite hot" Hermione was finished peeing but just sat staring at the door. Harry hot?? Coming from Pansy this was weird.
"What would Malfoy say if he heard that?" Hermione asked.
"I don't really care" Hermione heard her enter the stall next to hers.
"I thought you too were close" Hermione wiped herself and stood, she felt stupid and didn't want Pansy to think she was taking a shit.
She flushed the toilet and walked out to the sink.
"We are we just... UGH" Pansy farted Hermione had to restrain herself from laughing.
"You just what?" Hermione continued to try not to laugh.
"He's not open with anything, I don't understand him" Pansy walked out and sat her purse on the sink and began to wash her hands.
Hermione nodded her head and grabbed a towel to dry off his hands.
"Well we should get back" Pansy brushed passed her and walked out. Did her and Pansy just have a civilized conversation?
When they reached the classroom Malfoy sneered.
"Its about time" and he stood followed by Ginny.
Hermione sat down and didn't speak a word, rethinking the whole conversation.
Draco trudged down the hall followed closely by Ginny.
"So cherry do you still have a thing for Potter?"
"No" She replied.
He looked back at her smirking "your real quiet"
"I am when I want to be," she said.
"Is that always?"
"I just find you extremely rude and I don't think I need to share myself with you" she smirked back.
"Whatever"
Both returned to the classroom five minutes later.
"Potter, Lovegood hurry you have five minutes before you go to the Great hall to get lunch"
"We're eating in the great hall?" Draco said happily.
"No your just getting your meal" McGonagall said sternly.
Harry and Luna finally left. He walked down the hall with his hands down his pockets. Luna was tailing him staring at the back of his head.
He looked back at her she was staring absentmindly at him.
"What's your poison?" he asked.
"What?" she finally spoke.
"Do you drink?" he asked.
She smiled "yes"
"No you don't" he looked back at her.
"Yes I do" she got in his face "how about Vodka!" and walked past him.
"Vodka? You actually drink?" he asked following her.
She smiled "Indeed I do" and walked into the girl's bathroom.
Harry shook his head and walked into the boy's bathroom.
A/N: end of first chapter, what do you think??? REVIEW!!!!!