My first Professor Layton Fanfic yay! :D Please enjoy it since it took me days to find out what story I wanted to make and I have been really busy. I got this idea from my favorite author WriterCat :) ENJOY!

Layton and Luke were drinking tea at the living room while waiting for Flora to cook 'dinner' which looks like grey and green goop of some sort and smoking soup. They were giving them selves puzzles waiting for Flora to finish until she called them for dinner.

"Dinner is ready!" Flora called holding her spoon with bits of goop.

"Is this even edible?" Luke thought "and it smells bad too!"

Layton and Luke were constantly trying to eat Flora's cooking. Luke was also trying not to comment on Flora's cooking because it would offend her until he noticed the food was hardening.

"Flora, why is it hardening?" Luke asked

"I don't know maybe it's just yours" Flora giggled

Layton who was disgusted by her meal but he didn't want to offend Flora because that's what a gentleman does. I (the author) put myself into the story because it's so utterly boring. Everyone was looking at me with puzzled faces until someone spoke up.

"Um... who are you" Luke asked curiously

"I am Cutekitteh. And yes the spelling is intentionally wrong" I said "You can call me Kat"

"Ok... Kat how did you get here?" Luke asked

"Yes I was wondering the same thing.." Layton said and Flora was there just shocked by my sudden appearance.

"Because I'm the author of this story" I said

"What story? you mean you're writing stories about us?" Luke asked

"Yes and I can make stuff happen like make a rubber chicken on Layton's hand and Flora holds an 8-ball. " I said

I made a rubber chicken appear on Layton's hand and an 8-ball on Flora's. Everyone gasped and Luke began to spoke up.

"How on earth did you do that?" Luke asked surprised

"Like I said I'm the author of this story." I said "Oh and Flora your cooking is... ick."

"What! Luke, tell me my cooking is the best!" Flora demanded

"What am I going to do! It's true that Flora's cooking sucks but if I say that I would offend her.." Luke thought "But I guess I'll tell her the truth"

"I'm sorry Flora but your cooking is... inedible. I'm sorry Flora but it's the truth." Luke said nervously

"So it's true then all those times you said it's good" Flora said deeply hurt as of she wanted to cry but trying to be strong.

"Now Luke, you know a gentleman never hurts a lady" Layton said calmly

"But Professor, what happened to a gentleman never lies" Luke countered

Layton was now nervous to tell Flora the truth but she doesn't want to hurt her feelings. But Luke is right a gentleman never lies.

"I'm sorry Flora, my dear but it's the truth" Layton said nervously "Why not we go to a Cooking Class for you to improve?"

Flora was now filled with rage as she hears all those words again in her thoughts.

"Want me to give you a baseball bat?" I said

Suddenly Luke said "BASEBALL PROFESSOR!" then Flora nodded and then I made a baseball bat appear in her hand and hit Luke and Layton with it causing bumps on they're heads and died. And after that I made it rain cats inside the house and turned them into my cat army to kill Flora. The cats bit and scratched Flora to death and they went back to the clouds to rest. And after that long story I end the chapter

THE END! XD

Well this is just my first chapter I'll make some more :) Reviews will be gladly accepted Good or Bad.