A/N: I haven't posted anything in awhile. Anyway, random story as always. As you can guess from the stage that they are on, I love rice. I tried
to make it in the format of a play, but I don't know if it qualifies as a script format. If it does, then this is going to be removed in a flash. I did a
little bit of research (read: Googled) on these formats, and since I'm not even close to either of them, I should be okay.
Sho Minamoto from TWEWY: ...Why are you stealing one of my catchphrases?
Star: *hits Sho over the head with a gigantic bronze frying pan* I may not be able to cook, but I can still find a use for frying pans of all types.
(Enter Charizard, Ivysaur, and Squirtle huddled in a circle. This is their first match against the legendary Mewtwo.)
Squirtle: "Hey, Ivysaur, when we fight Mewtwo, we need you to take the brute force of the attacks.
Ivysaur: "Are you serious? Charizard is the strongest."
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Red: …
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Charizard: "Squirtle, you're the best fighter among us, so you should go first."
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Red: What's the point of this story?
Squirtle: Squirt Squirt! (It's random!)
Ivysaur: Ivy Ivy Saur. (I'm curious about it anyway.)
Red: …I'm bored.
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Red: "Hey guys, remember, we just do our best, alright?"
(All three Pokémon nod in response.)
Red: "Now, let's go! To the Championship!"
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Red: Championship? We're going to a championship?
Charizard: Roar, roar, roar. (That's good enough for me.)
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(Enter Red into the Rice Bowl Stage. He stands at the edge of a bowl full of steaming white rice.)
Red: "Let's go, Charizard!"
(Enter Charizard who bursts out of the Pokéball, and stares down…Kirby.)
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Charizard: ROAR! (What kind of *beep* is this?)
Ivysaur: *shocked at Charizard's language*
Red: I thought we were battling Mewtwo!
Star: You're so zetta slow!
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Announcer: BEGIN!
(Kirby produces a Smash Ball out of hammerspace.)
Red: "Charizard, grab it!"
(Charizard makes a grab for the Smash Ball, but Kirby uses his Up+B attack to send Charizard crashing down to earth in a rush. Kirby grabs the Smash
Ball, and activates his Final Smash.)
Kirby: "Hi, hi!" ("Yes, I WIN!")
(A large boiling pot appears out of hammerspace.)
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Squirtle: Squirt Squirt? (What's a 'hammerspace'?)
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(Charizard is sucked into the pot, and Kirby adds salt, pepper, and paprika to the mixture. He stirs the soup for two minutes.)
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Charizard: Roar, roar, ROAR! (Why am I getting cooked in a pot?)
Red: *extremely pale face*
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(Kirby's spoon slips out of the pot and Charizard blasts into outer space.)
Announcer: "Game, set, match! Kirby is the winner!"
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Red: *goes into epileptic shock*
All three Pokémon: *faint*