I don't own any characters of the holy RR. Also credit to the fanfic authors who gave me the character set.

Chapter 1: Intro

Chiron, Annabeth & Percy were sitting by the Big House, the Titan War had just ended. In other words, time to sit back and relax. It sorta went like that, but...

A package popped up. It was wrapped like a Christmas present, green with little Santa Claus pictures on it, and a big red bow. It also had a dangling star-shaped gift tag that was way bigger than any normal gift tag. In the heat of July, it was the last thing that could ever happen. Well, not really.

"So, where's the Christmas tree?" Annabeth said. "Because I have a very strong feeling this isn't Christmas..."

"Or is it?" Percy asked in response. We laughed at that.

Chiron wasn't so amused. "Who would send us a package?"

He shrugged.

"Probably one of the gods," Annabeth replied.

She started to pull the wrapper delicately, but when it started to tear, she decided to rip it off.

Like a 3-year old, Percy said, "Annabeth, what's inside? What's inside? What's inside? What's inside? What's in-"

"It's a box, Seaweed Brain." She said to that.

"What's inside the box?"

"I'm getting to that, Seaweed Brain." She opened the box with exaggerated slowness, and a smirk.

"What's inside? What's inside? What's inside? Wh-"

"It's a set of books, but I guess you wouldn't know."

"What's inside? What's inside? What's ins- Wait, is that me?"

She looked at the cover. "Apparantly." Maybe, she could be surprised...

"Cool, they made books on me! Wait, they made books on me, but not a motion picture? Styx."

Annabeth noticed the gift tag. "Hey, it's a note. Chiron, can you read it for us?"

"Dear little demigods(or Chiron),

I have decided that being the amazing all-powerful beings that we are, we need to talk to our past awesome all-powerful beings(and Hades) and tell them about our amazingness! We decided to do this by telling a story from Mr. Jackson's view(we took it out of his mind!)! It here is a set of five books. We need Percy, Annabeth, Thalia(we have permission!), Nico, and 3 other demigods of your choice to read it to the gods! I'd suggest my sons, and Clarisse(to satisfy Ares!)! There is also a pair of anti-dyslexic glasses in here! And don't forget the portal to Narnia! No, stupid Auto-Correct! Sorry, it's a portal back in time!(the machine likes exclamation points, apparantly!)

- From the all-powerful Olympians!

Written by Hermes on the Run!

(Note to Self: I need to get a new computer, maybe one from the 21st!)"

"Wait, the Olympians took it out of my mind? That's creepy! Like, stalker creepy!"

Annabeth shuddered, "So true."

Percy looked behind him, like an eagle was following him or something.

A quick IM got Thalia and Nico in.

Clarrise was in the sparring field. It took a sword, some knives, and a lot of cheeseburgers to make her come.

The Stolls were easy on the other hand. They grabbed their camaras, and a lot of other stolen stuff that was sure to make trouble. Double Trouble, Toil and Rubble... Was that how it went? Percy didn't know.

Finally they were all gathered.

"So, we're going to go back in time and tell our parents about us?" Connor said for the billionth time.

"Pretty much," Percy replied.

"This is gonna be fun."

"Shut up already!" Thalia yelled, "You've asked the same questions for the past fifteen minutes!"

Connor grinned.

"Can I go spear some animals while you're setting up the... 'thingie'? When are we going to kill?" Clarisse was very violent when impatiant. No wait, that was normal.

At last the portal was set up. It was basically a big white sheet. Annabeth was marveling the glasses, putting them on and off, and staring at english signs happily.

Chiron called her over here.

And everybody(except Chiron) held hands(except Clarisse) and walked into the glowing portal together.