I don't own House M.D I was just thinking about his behaviour and realised he acted like a four year old most of the time. This is completely made up.
House was walking down the corridors of PPTH towards his office, when Wilson came up behind him.
"House, I need to talk to you" said Wilson who was now walking beside House.
"What do you want? I do have work!" said House being his arrogant self and started to walk into his office.
"You have Peter Pan Syndrome" said Wilson with a big smile.
"I have what? And stop smiling its annoying" said House annoyed and confused.
"Well, it's a disorder is characterized by immaturity or certain sorts of psychological, social, and sexual problems" said Wilson now in professional mode.
"I do not have sexual problems!!" said a defensive House.
"Fine you don't but you do have trouble fitting in, immaturity and psychological problems. Not to mention everybody seems to be you're mother!"
"Or maybe because everyone around me treats me like a child" said house and then poking out his tongue.
"Okay, I'm sure you don't but you might want to get that hostility checked out!" said Wilson leaving the room.
"I do not have a hostility problem and I do not have Peter Pan Syndrome" said house as if he was four and having a tantrum.
The End
Sucks I know