"Good evening everyone and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway." The crowd roared as Goku's voice was heard through the microphone. "Here's our contestants- halleluiah, it's raining Yamcha!" Yamcha nods repeatedly quickly at the camera. "Back to the future theme, Trunks." Trunks, the special guest, smiles. "Hair, or lack there of, Krillin!" Krillin shakes head, laughing to himself. "And, cry me a river, Vegeta!" Vegeta is asleep. "And I'm your host Goku, now let's have some fun!" Everyone except Vegeta claps as Goku rushes down the stairs and sits behind the desk.

An audience member cat calls, "Ow!" The rest of crowd laughs.

"Sorry, we're taken." Goku smiled as Krillin and Vegeta try to tear off their wedding rings and Yamcha brushes his hair. "Hello everyone, this is Whose Line Is It Anyway, the game show where the points don't matter. We just give them out as a gag and in the end the winner gets to do a little something special with me and the losers get to watch."

Vegeta prays, "I've never asked for this before, but please make me a looser!"

Goku smirks, "Moving on, let's start with a game called Weird Newscasters. This is for all of you." Everyone gets up, Krillin and Trunks grab a chair as Goku gives out the instructions. "Trunks you're the news reporter, Krillin you're the co-anchor. You're a dominatrix." Krillin looks forward into the camera with confusion. "Yamcha you're doing the sports, you're in love with everyone."

Yamcha stares blankly for a moment, "And you're point is?"

"No that's the character your playing."

"Oh! …boy, I get the tough acting ones." He rolled his eyes.

Goku continued, "And Vegeta, you're doing the weather and you're John Wayne. Start whenever you hear the music." News music begins and the camera zooms to Trunks and Krillin.

Trunks clears his throat, "Good evening and welcome to the six o'clock news, I'm your host, Like I Giveadam. We have a breaking news story about the warhead invasion of Kreplakistan with my co-anchor Shabiqua. Shabiqua?"

Krillin stands up slowly and waves hand, making a whip sound as he turns to Trunks, "You're a bad boy aren't you." Fake whips him. "You like that don't you!" Fake whips him again. "You're a nasty, dirty little man now aren't you?" Whips a few more times before sitting down provocatively. "You like a little abuse don't you?"

Trunks is puzzled for a moment, "I guess we won't be hearing about Kreplakistan. Now over to our sports desk with Tad Sexington, Tad?"

Yamcha is looking around the room lovingly, "Oh those Lakers, they're dam ass hot! Hot, hot, hot! I could just eat Kobe up, and oh man for a guy that can jump so far, just think how he goes in bed?" Everyone roots in the audience, Yamcha looks over at Goku. "Oh…. my… god… guys, look at his but?" Yamcha dashes over to Goku and sits on his lap.

Trunks wears a confused look, "We'll get back to those two later."

Krillin slaps Trunks on the but with his hand, "If there was a stupid and ugly contest, you'd surely win…. or loose, whichever hurts you more."

"Let's check in with our weather with John Wayne."

Vegeta turns around to face the camera, "As you can see we have sunny days, ahead. Over the weekend scattered showers may be, in store." He stops and looks around quickly, pulling out an invisible gun from his belt. "In the name of King Yemma, we're under, attack!" He starts shooting wildly in the air and hits Krillin.

Trunks stands up, "I'm free, I'm free, I'm…." He turns to see Yamcha right next to him giving him the look, Trunks gulps and nervously turns to the camera. "That's all for the six o'clock news, join us at ten with sexy results…." News ending music plays and everyone goes back to sit down.

Goku smiled to himself, "That was great, a thousand points a peace. Except for you Yamcha, your thousand goes to the incredible love we made during the news."

Yamcha's pretending to smoke, "Call me."

Vegeta spoke up, "Have you given up all your bad habits, Trunks?"

"No." Krillin replied. "He still picks his bottom!"

Yamcha sighs angrily, "Dam you, dam you, and I haven't stopped kissing men on the lips!" Yamcha kisses Goku on the lips, Vegeta turns away, Trunks is just there looking shocked.

Goku wipes his mouth, "Wow…. Ok, let's go to a game called Worlds Worst. This is for all of you, step down onto the worlds worst step." The four stand on the step. "Now we're going to have you make up the worlds worst," He reads the card. "things to say on a first date. Go."

Yamcha speaks in a girly voice, "Hi, I still live with daddy." Beep!

Trunks steps up, "The last person I went out with ended up in the trunk…." Beep! "And is still there." Beep, beep!

Now it's Vegeta's turn, "We probably shouldn't make out tonight, I tested HIV positive." Beeeeeep!

Krillin again, "I should tell you I'm poor and a moocher, so can you pick up the tab?" Beep!

Yamcha steps down sadly, "I'm sexually deprived…." Beep, beep, beep.

"Thank you." Goku motions for everyone to sit back down. "I'd give you some points but they haven't arrived in the mail yet. Ok let's go onto a game, oh I love this game, Whose Line, yes that's right we have a game on Whose Line called Whose Line. This is for Krillin and Vegeta." The two walk forward and get two slips of paper each. "Vegeta you're getting married and Krillin is your best man. Vegeta is having wedding jitters on the pre-wedding day and has asked Krillin for some advice."

"Nervous?" Krillin asks.

"Yea, it's my first wedding."

"Well it's your pre-wedding, that's why you're nervous. If it was after your wedding it'd be post wedding..."

"Look, just don't give me any hassle, alright. I just don't know if Bulma's the right girl."

"Well, she is a bit of a tramp."

"Come on, man, that's not what I want to hear from you."

"Well I'm sorry, but she's done it with Yamcha so many times…"

"Look, I wrote my own vows with her, I wrote my own vows."

"Oh, well how's it go?"

"Bulma, I love you, stay with me always." Vegeta reads his first card: "On the whole, I'd prefer a dog… Or at least that style."

"When you put a dog into your wedding vows..."

"I know, it's not right."

"Well how about this. Bulma, I love you so much." Krillin reads his first card: "Do you smell something burning? ….my love for you. My love."

"What the hell's that supposed to mean? Oh, you mean me. That might work. I don't know, I try to think of things to say to her. I remember the words of Confucius when he said hung chung cung pow chicken."

"Oh yeah, and what does that mean exactly?"

"Well what it means is…" He read his line. "Bad sneakers and a pinata, my friend… That's what it means."

"That Confucius was pissed all the time."

"I know."

"That makes no sense."

"I don't think it's right. I think I'm going to cancel the wedding."

"Don't cancel."

"I gotta, man, I mean..."

"Bulma loves you, you love her. Remember the first date you had, all those many years ago?"

"You were in the back seat, I remember that."

"Well I had the video camera."

"You wouldn't shut up, over and over again you yelling out..."

"I hope it's on the wedding cake. Remember, I used to yell out…" Krillin read his next line. "Does it usually throb like that?" Beep!

"Alright we'll be right back to find out who the winner is here on Whose Line Is It Anyway!" After commercial, Goku was standing with Yamcha, Krillin and Vegeta. "Hey welcome back, tonight's winner is Trunks!" Trunks waves to cheering crowd. "So we're all going to do a game for you, our most favorite game in the whole world, and it's…"

Everyone yells, "Hoedown!"

"That's right." Goku nodded. "Alright, somebody from the middle section, give me something that you might regret having."

The audience yelled out random things, "Sex! Plastic surgery! A dog!"

" Plastic surgery, ok we'll do the plastic surgery hoedown." Goku cued for the music.

Goku:
I'm trying to look much better, I've had a few things done,
I've had a breast enlargement, and had some liposuction.
You see I've had some specially sculpted hips,
And then I had the fat from my but injected in my lips.

Yamcha:
I remember the day that was some time last September,
I wanted to change my appearance like a Jackson family member.
Because I've wanted this all my life brother,
I'd be just like Michael Jackson, and lighten up my color.

"Scrape!" Trunks laughed from behind the desk, into the beat.

Krillin:
Get behind me Satan, get out of my life!
I'm a plastic surgeon for the Lord, you're going under the knife!
I'm gonna cut you up, and cut your heart, and cut your tail too,
Then I'll do something with your eyes, it'll take 50 years off of you!

Vegeta:
Living in America, oh boy, is it funny,
You can get the plastic surgery if you've got the money.
And if you don't like it when it's finally done,
Remember you're an American, you can kill your doctor with a gun!

Everyone: You can kill your doctor with a gun.

"Thank you everyone, we'll see you next time here on Whose Line Is It Anyway!"