Engineer Adventures
Engineer was an adorable little Texan man who specialized in building machines which featured more gun.
He had a hardhat. He had a wrench and shotgun.
He could play the guitar very well.
He cut off his own hand and replaced it with a mechanical hand.
Engineer was one day sitting on his ass and turtling in the Intel room.
He encountered a Scout who tried to shoot his Sentries.
The Sentries blew up the Scout and Engineer laughed merrily and danced.
He received a Domination.
Suddenly there was hissing behind him.
He looked and saw his Sentry on fire.
"SPAH SAPPIN' MAH SENTRAY!" he screamed.
The Sentry died.
Engineer took revenge on the Spy.
He hit the evil Frenchman with his wrench.
The Spy falls down dead.
Engineer celebrated!
But the Spy was still alive.
He came up from behind and stabbed Engineer.
With his penis.
Engineer didn't like it very much and he started to cry.
The Spy just laughed and smoked an entire pack of cigarettes at once.
Then the Spy got killed by the same W+M1 Pyro from the last TF2 adventure story.
Engineer and Pyro celebrated together!
The end!