Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here.
Tom: What up,everyone?
Isiah: And welcome to You Are Not Jay-Z. Finally I got this story up and running.
Tom: And to top stuff off,we're listening to some cool music while we're doing this. Enjoy the story.
"Look,I'll just cut to the chase," Princess Maya said as she sat on the couch with her little brother Kalid." We're all worried about you. You could be out in the world doing serious dark knight damage. And mom and dad knows the kingdom doesn't even use words like the dark knight. Don't ask what that is either. Listen. You've been doing this for four months. And I say this because you're my little brother and I love you. STOP!"
Kalid was feeling down for the words that just came out of her sister's mouth. But somehow he overcame it and started laughing." Yo,Maya," Kalid laughed." You're my big sister for real. But you need to chill out a little bit." He then let out another laugh.
"YOU ARE NOT JAY-Z" Maya yelled." What is wrong with you? You're Kalid! Ka-lid! What is wrong with you?!" She then placed her hands on his shoulder tightly making Kalid let out another chuckle." Check this out," Kalid smiled." Get. That. Dirt off my shoulder. Get it?!" He then let out another laugh making his sister irritated more getting up and leaving the room.
Later that day
Kalid was in his room with a stereo practicing his rapping skills."Check this out. Jay-Z,he's a family man. Also I just realized I got a family,damn. I have families from California,Florida,Washington..." He was interrupted when his other big sister,Princess Lenna entered the room.
"What the heck are you talking about," Lenna asked not believing her ears. " Maybe if I say a few things,it can get to you." She then took the microphone from Kaild.
Don't get a job,but don't be too lazy
You're name's Kalid,you are not Jay-Z
You're not with B,you have no babies
So shut the hell up before I slap the crazy
Kalid's big sister then threw the microphone on the floor leaving the room afterwards. Kalid then picked up the microphone." Alright," Kalid said excited." Remix! Featuring my big sister Lenna!"
Tom: This is pretty funny.
"It's Jay-Z in the building. Hollar at your boy! YEAH!"
Tom: THAT CATCHPHRASE STEALING MOTHERLOVER! Lenna did do a good job on that rap though to be honest.
The next day
Kalid when to the kichen to get some cereal when his sister Maya enter the kichen behind him.
"Kalid. I just want you to know something," she said not believing what she's about to do. Kalid then turned around after she was done talking."I'm only doing this because you're my brother and I love you."
"Uh...okay," Maya's little brother paused.
Maya took a deep breath and before she knew it,she punched Kalid across his face making him fall.
"I'm sorry I had to do that," Maya said again not believing what she just did. But she really wasn't believing her eyes when Kalid got back up as...a Proxy.
" Well well well," the Proxified Kalid said." You think you can just slap a Proxy and get away with it?" Maya then raised her fist in anger.
Isiah and Tom: Dang.
Isiah: That might be one of the most funniest stories I've written. Guys,we hope you've enjoyed the story.
Tom: Please review nicely. No flames. And we'll see you next time for some Roland/Miranda romance. Oh yeah. Anyway,we love the reviews we have so far. Keep up the great work. Hollar at your boys! YEAH!
Isiah: Until the next story.