Part 1
The crowd was screaming wildly now as they knew the time was upon them for the Royal Rumble. The announcer stood in the middle of the ring. "Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time, for the ROYAL RUMBLE match!" The announcer states as the crowd goes nuts around him. "In this match there will be 30 contestants, the first superstars who picked number 1 and 2 will start first. Every 90 seconds another superstar will enter the match until all 30 superstars have entered. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope with both feet landing on the floor. The last remaining contestant will be declared the winner and will deserve a title shot at WrestleMania!" The announcer finishes as the crowd cheers as they await to see who drew number 1.
Suddenly a countdown appears on the titantron starting at 10 and goes down until it reaches the number 2 and Y2J appears on the screen. "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" The song plays as a figure stands in the walkway with his face away from everyone and his arms stretched outward. "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK SET THE CLOCK. BABY YOU KNOW YOUR JUDAS AND I'M YOUR PRIEST! BABY WHAT I GOT IS NOT FROM LEAST!" His song plays as he then turns around suddenly looking out at the crowd with his long blonde hair and blue Y2J wrestling tights. "Introducing first, the contestant who drew t number 1, from Winnipeg, Minnesota, Canada weighing in at 229 pounds, Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO!" The announcer says as Jericho makes his way down the ramp to the ring.
"Welcome ladies and gentleman to the Fantasy Royal Rumble match I'm Jim Ross here with Jerry "The King" Lawler on commentary. The Royal Rumble is on its way to starting right now with Chris Jericho coming in at number one." J.R. says watching Jericho stand on the apron for a while and then step inside the ring. "The royal rumble of the ages is about to begin as soon as the number 2 entrance comes in." King says as suddenly music starts playing and white fireworks blast from the titantron. "ONE OF A KIND!" RVD's music sounds as he is then seen coming from the entrance in a red dragon outfit of his own. "THE FEAR THAT I SEE WHEN I LOOK IN YOURS! MAKES YOU BELIEVE I'M ONE OF A KIND!" RVD approaches the ring and down the ramp. RVD holds his arms out with his thumbs out. "And introducing the contestant who drew number 2! From Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds. ROB…VAN…DAM!" As the announcer says his name is points to himself 3 times before sliding into the ring staring face to face with Y2J. "And here's RVD, number 2, two of the biggest superstars in this business in the ring right now starting this match off." J.R. says as soon the bell rings. The 2 are in a stare-off as suddenly Jericho puts his hand out. RVD looks down at it and shakes his hand. "And a show of sportsmanship between these 2 athletes." J.R. says as suddenly Jericho pulls RVD inward and clotheslines him to the ground. "So much for sportsmanship." King says as Jericho picks up RVD. He immediately throws him at the top rope but RVD grabs the rope and brings his leg up high to kick Y2J in the face. "Oh my, athletic kick by RVD there." Jericho walks away holding his face as RVD begins punching away on his back and then whips him to the turnbuckle. Jericho lays on the turnbuckle as RVD runs, cartwheels, backflips and then dropkicks Jericho in the chest while pushing himself forward. "And there is great athleticism shown there by RVD." J.R. says as Jericho stumbles forward and gets sweep kicked down onto his back. RVD then hits a standing moonsault and lands directly on him. "Standing moonsault!" J.R. yells. "RVD is just flipping all around the ring now." King says as RVD grabs Jericho by his hair and tosses him over the top rope but Y2J hangs on and just pulls himself back up. "And Jericho skinning the cat now." J.R. says as Jericho runs to RVD. RVD turns around only to meet a dropkick to the face as the timer appears showing 10 seconds left. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1!" The timer goes off.
"CAN YOU DIG IT! SUCKA!" The music blasts as Booker T is seen coming to the ring as the crowd goes wild. "Here comes the five time, five time, five time world heavyweight champion Booker T!" King yells excited as Booker makes his way into the ring and starts clothes lining both RVD and Jericho. "Booker T arriving to the scene now with fury!" Booker high kicks RVD and then drops Y2J on his back. Booker waves his hands around as Jericho gets back up but is just met with a kick to the gut as Booker T runs to the ropes and then flies at Jericho with a scissor kick. "Scissor kick! Scissor kick!" King yells as Booker looks at his hand going 'yes' 'no' 'yes' 'no' as suddenly he spins around on the ring floor. "Spineroodi!" King screams "A special rumble pinewood as Booker T come sin with an initiative. Suddenly RVD hit's a jumping wheel kick to Booker's face as he falls next to Jericho. Suddenly RVD stands up and looks around at the crowd as he grabs the top turnbuckle and pulls himself up. "RVD! Going up high! Are we gonna see it?" J.R says as RVD jumps out and lands the 5-Star Frog Splash on both Y2J and Booker. "DOUBLE 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!" King yells as the crowd goes insane with RVD holding his gut on the floor. The timer re-appears as it starts on 5. "5...4...3...2...1" The crowd yells. "We're awaiting number 4 folks, who's it going to be here?" J.R. asks.
"WEEEEELLLL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!" The Big Show's music plays as white fireworks blast from the arena. "Oh my! The Big Show! Number 4 in the rumble." J.R. says as Big Show slowly walks down the ramp as RVD looks in frustration and gut agony at the giant. Big Show pulls himself up with the ropes to the top and lifts himself over the top rope. Big Show goes immediately after the wobbling RVD and punches him square in the jaw. RVD falls as Booker T then gets up but is knocked down by Show. Jericho pulls himself up with the ropes but Show just grabs his head and head butts him to the floor. "Big Show, this tower of power, dominating now." Big Show raises his hand in the air as the crowd cheers. "I have no clue how they're going to get the Big Show over the top rope, your going to need a semi or a forklift." King says as Show lifts RVD up slowly as he throws him over the top rope but he only lands on the apron. Show doesn't see it and RVD makes his up to the top turnbuckle where he jumps off and kicks Show on the chest as he reels and wobbles. "Big Show wobbling." J.R. says as Booker T gets up now and side kicks Big Show in the face as he wobbles more. Now both Booker and RVD drop kick him as he falls out in the middle of the ring. Jericho runs to the ropes, hops off the second rope and backflips onto Show. "LIONSAULT! Lionsault!" King yells as the crowd screams. The 3 of them now try to lift the big guy up and push him towards the ropes as he leans on them. RVD, Booker, and Jericho now all three try to lift the big man over the top rope. Unfortunately Show fights out of it by punching Booker, head butting Jericho and kicking RVD off. "Show fighting out of it now! I don't think even the combine might of these 3 tremendous athletes can eliminate the Big Show. All 3 of them crawl on the ground now as the timer re-appears again. "5...4...3...2...1!" The crowd chants. "Ok, number 5 on the way." King says.
"Booyaka! Booyaka! 619 HEY! Whatchu gonna do when we come for you!" Mysterio suddenly blasts out from the arena entrance wearing a gold colored mask and pitch black pants. The crowd yells excitedly now as Mysterio runs to the ring and hops onto the apron. "Rey Myserio coming in now at number 5!" J.R. says. "How on earth is he going to be able to help. This is like calling the fire department and getting a kid with a squirt pistol." King says as he laughs. "Oh stop it!" J.R. says as Rey pulls back on the ropes hops off the top rope and lands on Show's shoulders but he does not fall. Instead he walks forward and towards the ropes as Mysterio hangs on to Show's head. Big Show teeters now over the top rope as Rey has his head wrapped around his legs. "Rey Mysterio! Mysterio! Hang on Rey!" J.R. yells as suddenly RVD, Jericho, and Booker arrive and lift Show's legs over as Big Show flips over the top rope and lands hard on the floor outside. "They did it! They did it! Big Show is eliminated!" Rey hung on and crawled back into the ring. Jericho wobbled to the other side of the ring as Booker and RVD watched the giant on the floor outside relieved. Jericho then came up behind RVD attempting to toss him over and out but again RVD just land son the apron. RVD pulls himself back and lunges over the top rope and lands behind Jericho. When Y2J turns around he is met with a back kick to the jaw as he falls backwards. RVD now runs to the other end of the ring, rolls, and lands rolling thunder." "Rolling thunder connects to Jericho!" J.R. says as RVD spins around while standing but is then grabbed by Booker who slams him down with Book End "Book End! Book End!" King says excitedly as the timer re-appears. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1!" The timer sounds off. "We await number 6 here!" J.R. says with excitement in his voice.
"I hear voices in my head, they council me, they understand. They talk to me!" The music sounds as Randy Orton is now seen walking and trotting to the ring. "The legend killer Randy Orton! Number 6!" King yells as Booker turns around only to be met by Rey who gives him a bulldog. Orton walks up the steps and hops into the ring immediately delivering an RKO to Rey. "RKO! He didn't even give anyone a chance to react!" J.R. says as Randy stands back up over the lifeless luchador. Booker T soon gets back up but as soon as he turns around he is also met with an RKO. "RKO to Booker!" J.R. says as now Y2J unfortunately stand sup wobbling as Orton lands another RKO. "It's RKO mania here! RKO's for everybody." King says as Van Dam stands up now. "No stay down Rob." King says as Orton goes for another RKO but Rob pushes him off as he runs to the ropes, bouncing off, and runs back towards Van Dam. RVD does the splits to duck under Randy who jumps over him and bounces off the other ropes to RVD to lifts his legs up and monkey flips Orton in the air. "Tremendous counter by RVD!" J.R. says as RVD kips up and stands now leaning on the ropes as Orton struggles to get up as Van Dam kicks him in the back of the head and he falls now leaning on the second rope. Mysterio, who had crawled to the other end of the ring saw this and the crowd chants. Soon, Rey runs to the other side of the ring and hits the 619 to Orton. "Rey Mysterio! 619! To Randy Orton." Mysterio pulls back on the ropes and leaps off the top rope and lands on Orton's chest." Mysterio dropping the dime!" J.R. says as the crowd gets pumped and RVD and Rey high five each other as they both stare out at the entrance way when they see the timer appear. "10...9...8...7...6...5!" The crowd chants. "Who's next?" King says. "3...2...1!" The timer sounds off.
It starts out a little bit quiet. "IF YA SMEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL! WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN'!" The music yells suddenly as the crowd lets out a deafening scream. "Oh my god! The Rock! The People's Champ is here!" J.R. yells. "This is a mark out moment baby!" King yells as The Rock climbs up the steps and into the ring. RVD goes for an immediate spin kick but The Rock ducks and begins punching RVD until they reach the ropes and The Rock looks back at his hand and sends one final punch to Rob as he flies backwards over the top rope and to the floor. "Oh my goodness. Van Dam has been eliminated by the people's champ!" Mysterio backs away as Booker T suddenly gets up and grabs The Rock about to land Book End by The Rock switches arm positions and hit's the Rock Bottom. "Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Booker T with a taste of his own medicine!" J.R. says as suddenly Jericho comes up from behind grabbing the people's champ by his legs and turning him over as he locks in the walls of Jericho. "Jericho, Walls Of Jericho locked in!" "Yeah but this isn't a submission match what is he doing?" King asks as suddenly Jericho is met with another RKO from Orton. "RKO breaks the walls of Jericho!" The Rock stands up as Orton tries to RKO The Rock but in stead gets slammed downward. The Rock now walks to the head of Orton. "Oh my goodness! Will he do it!" King asks as The Rock slides off an armband and throws it into the crowd. He then runs to one end of the ring and then runs and hops over Orton to the other end and stops in front of Orton and landing his elbow onto Orton. "THE PEOPLES ELBOW!" King yells excitedly as the crowd goes insane. Rey, however, has crawled to the outside apron and hops on top of the top rope and drop kicks The Rock. "Mysterio stopping the great one in his tracks now." J.R. says as the timer appears. "5...4...3...2...1!" The timer buzzes off.
The Hardy Boyz music plays as Matt Hardy is seen in the entrance way giving the extreme signal and now running down the walkway to the ring. As soon as he enters, him and Rey start trading punches in the center of the ring now. "Matt Hardy, number 8, one half of the Hardy Boyz in the ring now with Mysterio. Rey throws Matt to one side of the ring as he jumps and Matt ducks under the split-legged Mysterio. Matt stops by clinging to the rope as Rey was going for a dropkick but land son his own back instead. Rey climbs back up but Matt just hit's a scoop slam on Rey. Matt now climbs to the second turnbuckle. "Matt better be careful here." J.R. says as Matt leaps off and lands a leg drop across the chest of Mysterio. "BAM! Feel the impact on that leg drop!" J.R. says as Jericho gets up now and clotheslines Matt Hardy to the floor. Y2J now slowly lifts Matt up and lifts his legs up and over the top rope but Matt lands on the apron. Jericho punches Matt but the Hardy brother still hangs on. Booker T now gets up as he high kicks Jericho out of the way allowing Matt to crawl back inside. The timer appears again afterwards. "5...4...3...2...1!" The timer buzzes off.
"You think you know me?" Loud metal music plays now suddenly. "ON THIS DAY! I SEE CLEARLY! EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE!" Edge now appears running quickly to the ring in his white attitude era tights and slides inside and runs to Matt Hardy spearing him down. He then turns to Booker and spears him down also. "EDGE HAS COME WITH A VENGEANCE! He's spearing anything that bah god moves!" J.R. yells as an unfortunate Jericho gets back up but Edge just runs at him with a spear. Orton begins to get up slowly now as Edge awaits by the turnbuckle. As soon as Orton gets up Edge runs full speed and hit's the spear with devastating force. "Edge, another spear!" J.R. yells as Edge now targets The Great One as he runs to him. Unfortunately for him, The Rock catches him and slams him down with a spine buster. "NO WAIT! Spinebuster to Edge!" J.R. yells. "J.R. I haven't seen you so excited since that all annual BBQ convention last year!" King says laughing as just about everybody in the ring was down from fatigue. Matt Hardy was the first to rise as now Rey started to also. Booker T was on the apron walking around as soon the timer appeared again but nobody in the ring cared at the time until the timer hit zero and fire bursted from the entrance.