Disclaimer: i am not a dude that answer it now read :p
Percy was sitting in his apartment bored when his girlfriend came in, "wait how did you get in here and who cares how you been doin" he said all in one breath.
"slow down seaweed brain "and I was gonna call you but I left my phone at camp and my stupid school wouldn't let me phone ya from the front desk anyways I just wanted to see my awesome amazing boyfriend is that so-"
Percy cut her off by kissing her slowly and softly he pulled away leaving a dazed look on annabeth's face ,one he couldn't help but smirk at she smacked his arm then mumbled stupid Achilles curse, the phone rang and Percy went to get it, he told annabeth with a puzzled look on his face "it's your number"
"well answer it then seaweed brain and tell whoever's got my phone that there dead"
Percy answered the phone with a weak hello then put his hand over the receiver "it's you on the phone"
"huh" said annabeth stumped for once in her life, suddenly her face lit up " ohhh tyson's at camp this weekend isn't he"
"yeh why" Percy answered
"I bet you the stolls put him up to it" she laughed at her boyfriends facial expression then carried on " why don't we have a little fun with them" "deffinetly and I've got the perfect idea the stolls are probably listening in" he lifted his hand from the receiver and said "sorry about that el-annabeth I had to talk to my err mom yeh my mom about something". She could hear Tyson's/annabeth voice vaguely saying "hey how are you I love you and I've missed you so much"
"erm annabeth well there's no easy way to say this but i'm going out with someone new and well basically I'm tired of your mother trying to kill me so it's over and I don't want to be friends anymore either so yeah bye don't talk to me at camp at all ok bye have a nice life"
Annabeth was rolling on the floor laughing at that point and when she heard tyson say to the stolls in what he thought was a whisper "what do I do now"
Percy put down the phone so that he wouldn't give himself away by laughing he lay next to annabeth and took her face in his hands "you know I would never break up with you right I love you too much for that k"
"definitely I'd kill you if you did "they kissed then looked into each other's eyes then burst out laughing
"wanna go to camp half blood to scare the stolls this weekend"
"sounds like the perfect plan perce" "let's get planning wise girl"
-meanwhile in camp half blood-
"great what do we do now" Connor said as his brother hyperventilated on the floor (Tyson had gone off to cry()a/n feel bad 4 tyson). He kicked his brother till he got up then Chiron galloped up to them and said(scaring them chizless "Percy,annabeth and the hunters are coming over this weekend make sure everyone knows ok boys and maybe I'll let you off for the flaming turkey" He cantatas off the brothers didn't know he was in on the payback plan like nearly everyone at camp .
"we are in deep trouble here bro"
"I know travis I know"
"how does Mexico sound"
"I don't know I'd rather go to Las Vegas"
"pretty soon we'll be seeing tarturus now come on let's go change our names" the brothers set off down the hill planning their funerals and for some odd reason Connor wanted staying alive at It.
A/N i had to rewrite it cos it was just bad remind me not 2 do fanfic on my ipod again hope u like