[Disclaimer]: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! This amazing Anime/Manga belongs to Akira Amano. Pure genius she is.

Now if I did...well I guess you can already imagine what a rabid yaoi fangirl would do... Yes, I'm talking about lots and lots of lemon & fluff... I know your all perverts too. I KNOW YOUR TRUE INTENTIONS YA SICKOS! D:

[A/N]: Hello there! This is my first KHR fanfic. Sadly, I am very squirmy about my fanfics... basically I never finished or I have stopped to continue them. I usually write a couple of fanfics with my best buddy. It's all pure rubbish... they are horrible. Period. They were mostly about "Naruto chats..." We were very young unexpected (still are D:) adolescents at the time... :I

Horrendous.

~Anywho, this idea just hit me when I watched...

Vocaloid "Dark Woods" Varia Version. Youtube it :3

And now, without further ado...

Chapter I

"Circus"

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"How beautiful..."

"Isn't she?"

"Quiet."

"How much would you like for her?"

*cough*

"...Oh, I'm sorry, but our freaks are not for sale."

"Oh and why not? Furthermore, she is just too stunning to even be a freak. I shall offer you 100k."

"No... and please don't let her looks fool you..."

"Pft, 500k."

"Offer millions, but my boss' answer will always be no."

"Boss? Hmpf, figures. Who is your boss? I would like a word with him."

"..."

"Fine... this way."

"Maxwell-sama..."

"Don't interfere Collin."

Ha, you will never see the light of day when you enter his domain

Baka

"Ah, Collin-san is it? I think it's better if you waited for your bossoutside, it will only take a minute."

"Yeah but Maxwell-"

"Please, it's for your own good."

"O-ok, u-h uh, I didn't catch your nam-"

"Fran."

"Hm, my name is Fran~"

"Ushishishi, what a lousy mission" complained a certain prince twirling his tiara with his own, fine polished knife while walking in complete circles.

"I wish there would have been more peasants to play with, alas there were only a mere number of thirty-four." Bel continued. The thrill of inflicting pain on other human being was a complete drug for Prince the Ripper. What satisfaction it gave him. After a complete victor he would grin his Cheshire grin wide enough as far as he could bare his teeth.

A blazing crimson glare shot at Bel. The prince stopped his silly antics and bit down on his tongue. Bel began to get chill down his spine.

"I do not want to hear any of your bitching Bel. You asked for that fucking mission." Out spoke his very frustrated boss who was slouching in his quite conformable chair. Resting his feet on his desk whom he never used only for a footrest.

"Ushishishi, the prince just wished that there were more to kill is all." Bel answered trying not to upset his ill-tempered boss anymore.

"Tch, well maybe next time you sho-"

"Xan-xan! Oh Xan-xan, look at what I have here~! It came in the mail~!" Bursts in Lussaria, bright and cheerful as ever waving a tantalizing piece of paper.

Xanxus twitched. The fuck, Xan-xan? Xanxus rubbed his temple knowing that this gaylord will never shut up until he attends to his request.

"Oh, ~" Bel remarked with curiosity "what do we have here?"

The curious blond haired prince snatched the saucy looking paper away from the frantic, furry lunatic to have a look for himself.

"Bel! Give it back! It's for Xan-xan to see!" Lussaria squeaked trying to retrieve his stolen possession.

"Ushishishi, it's useless you gender confused creature, I'll be the one to give it to the boss," Bel stated. The prince decided to give a small peek at the attention grabbing paper. "Hm~ oh my, the circus is in town! ~"

"P-please, I-I-"

"Kufufufu~Too late my good man, my decision is final."

"PLEASE! I'll give you all of my money! I'll even give you my mansion!"

"Oh dear no~ I could careless about your worthless wealth, your also not the first fool to try and buy off my precious attraction."

"She's just... one of a kind! I can't even being to understand why you have such a dazzling creature locked up and labeled as a-a freak!"

"Kufufufu~ you sure do entertain me, funny, I was the one who sent out this invitation directly to you, now you come here and try to buy off my... attraction.As I said before, you're not the first."

"Senpai, why are middle-aged men so incredibly creepy and pervy?"

"Hm~ I guess they just have good taste since that they admire my Squ-chan so much."

"W-what? Um, si-"

"Well, I had enough of this nonsense. Tell you what, I'll let you get acquainted with...herfor a short period of time. Would you like that?"

"Oh, my my! Yes, I would absolutely love that!"

"Kufufufu, good, now I need you to sign this small agreement form-"

"Done!"

"Kufufufu!"

"Excellent."

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[A/N]: I know... it's short... I decided to leave it a bit like a cliffhanger. Has a bad habit of leaving chapters short. For those who are drowned in confusion, yes, Squalo is male, it's just his hair is so long which makes him look like an incredible beauty. Pft, Squalo was always gorgeous to start with. You'll know the rest in the next chapter. /

*Facepalm*

Next chapter is going to get good. Promise. There is, of course going to be a lot of bad language from yours truly; and a bit of gore... Heck, I'll just tell you the rest on the next chapter. Likes to get ahead of herself... .

Please R/R to tell me what I can improve on & so forth. :3

[If anyone is actually reading this :I]

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