CHAPTER ONESIES ohmagosh dis is gonna be a revolutiery thingy. Wowsaw i hate tacos. Love it or meh.
Hello to you all goffs and odders that i dnot care aBOut. My beajkfhtuutiful name isth Citrine Onyx Demon Days Tarturustia Smith. But DONTNT CALLm me. Inhate tacos.
perxy is swo hot BUTT hes wth Aanybeht, and annybeth is goodish. Well no. Shes a Badz, like me. Im a Badz. So is perxy and Neeko and Hammerfist. But der are Goodz, kike Zeusie, Pipper Franks (like the hot doggy thingz!), Hazlnut nd.
Ohmagodz meh hatez the lava climmen walk. It is horribles to meh blak dress. Butt meh likes the burny holes look in it, so dat be okah. My fav colour is black DUH and my leas fav colours be is be pink and yella, cAUSe i dnot like strawberRY smoothis or bananaNAas. Neeko aparetnyl does tho, cause he be wth Wilfred, dat awful tacoy boy. Neeko is
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now thou shalt knoewth how meh greatneks got to camp mudbloodszx...?.?...?.?...?.?...