It was beautiful the day he woke up. There was hardly a cloud in the sky, and the sun shone brightly. I remember perfectly well what happened when he woke up. I was there, but I half wish I wasn't. You see, we didn't end up kissing, but we were pretty dang close. Yeah, I had just finished hitting him for scaring me, and I had even grabbed his shirt to seal the deal with a lip-locking, but then someone pulled me away. Ingrid, the village flirt got him instead. It also looked like she was into it. I must've not noticed Hiccup flinch and try to push her off, or maybe he liked it just as much as her. Congrats Ingrid, you've just claimed Hiccup as yours, now could please stop grossing the whole village out? Wait, is the crowd 'aww-ing' or are they yawning?
Yeah, so that's the story of how I didn't get the boy of my dreams, drop your sympathy in the bucket, it'll go to a good cause. That's the story of how learned to hate skinny girls with mouse brown hair and 'sparkling' brown eyes. Seriously, what do people see in them? For me it was the need to use defenseless trees as targets, which I ended up doing later. But that's not the end of the story, didn't your mothers teach you about happy endings? All I know is that mine hasn't happened yet.
But girls like me don't waste their time on 'if only's' so I'll just be done with my sad story and thank anyone who had the time to listen to my rant.
There will be more, don't worry, and yes, I know, AU, but give it a chance.