The scene is South Park, the stupid ass town that can't see past something that is obvious a lie so they end up getting their asses in so much trouble. But this story only focuses on four particular residents of South Park. Four little boys named Stan, Kyle, ….

Okay, screw this opening sequence, here just read the story.

The scene is Butters house, the boys (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny) are at Butter's house for a sleepover.

" Dude, Butters open up its us." said Stan

" Yeah open up you stupid douche bag." yelled Cartman

Butters opens the door.

" Oh, hey fellas." said Butters

" Hi Butters." the boys said in unison

" Well, come on in."

" Nice place you got here Butters, probably some nice food, maybe cable with over 1,000 channels." said Cartman

" Shucks no, are cable has been turned off."

The boys look with horror as Butters walks toward the kitchen.

" God DAMN IT BUTTERS." Cartman said while throwing his hat on the floor

The boys sit on the couch looking at each other; there is nothing but silence, Butters looks at his blank TV screen.

" Boy, isn't this great fellas, all of us here, together." said Butters in his cheery stuttering voice

The boys looked board, Cartman mouths to Kenny to kill him, Kenny shakes his head.

" Why the HELL not, some best friend, won't even kill me when I ask you to." Cartman says in disgust

" Hey Butters what can we do here?" Kyle asked

" We can play my XBOX if you want." Butters replied

The boys looked surprised

. " You have Xbox?" Stan asks

" Yeah, I have all sorts of games, Halo, Halo 2, Timesplitters 3, and…"

" Butters if you have an Xbox, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU BRING IT OUT FOR US TO PLAY?" said a frustrated Cartman

" Well, you never asked me." Butters said in his defense

" Butters, I swear to god I'm gonna kill you."

" Cartman, calm down, Butters can you go get your Xbox, please?" said Kyle

" Uh um okay fellas." said Butters

Butters walks off to get the Xbox.

" Oh, I'm gonna freakin kill him!" said Cartman

" Eric, calm down." said Kenny

" No, why the hell are we even here, he's a stupid turd."

" Dude, we're here because you convinced us to play a mean prank on Butters, so our parents are making us sleep over here as a way to make us apologize to him." said Stan blunt

" Uh god damn it."

Theboys are playing Halo 2 while Butters sits there and watches them play.

" Well fellas, isn't this fun?" asked Butters

" Butters shut up I'm killing the Jew." said Cartman

" God damn it Cartman, stop killing me." said Kyle

" Uh Kyle, that is the point of the game."

" Stop only killing me."

" Can't, it's too much fun. Besides not my fault you suck."

Cartman kills Kyle again.

" Damn it!"

" Don't fill bad Kyle, its not your fault Jews can't play Halo, much less lose gracefully."

" Shut the fuc! up."

The boys continue playing with Cartman and Kyle still arguing.

" Dudes, stop bitching at each other it's getting ( GROWL!) what?" said Stan as he heard a growl

" What was that?" asked Kyle

The boys hear the growl again and realize it is coming from Stan.

" Dude its my stomach, I'm freakin hungry. I haven't eaten anything all day."

" Oh boo hoo, cry me a river!" said Kenny

Stan's stomach growls again. " Butters I'm hungry, what is there to eat."

" Uh well, my parents left their credit card so we can order pizza." said Butters

Butters walked in the kitchen, got on the phone and was about to order pizza.

" Uh what kind of pizza do you fellas want?" Butters asked

" Well I like the meat lovers so get me one of those, Kenny like his with everything on it, and…" Cartman said as he was interrupted

" You fat ass, we don't each need our own pizza." said Kyle

" So who cares, were not paying."

" Oh, your right."

" So anyway Butters, Stan's a little pussy because he doesn't eat meat so order him a veggie lovers, and Kyle is a Jew so order him a Jewish pizza."

" Cartman, Stan eats meat and there is no such thing as a Jewish pizza."

" Well whatever, order whatever the hell you want, damn."

" Butters I'll have a supreme." said Stan

" Okay a supreme, and one Jewish pizza, okay thanks." said Butters getting of the phone

" Butters there is no such thing as a Jewish pizza." said Kyle

" Yes there is, the guys said it's a pizza that is kosher." said Butters

" Ha!" said Cartman

" I hate you Cartman." said Kyle

45 minutes later the boys are finished with their pizzas, Kyle didn't touch the kosher pizza, it tasted awful, so he shared a pizza with Stan.

" Man that was good." said Cartman

" I'm still hungry." said Stan

" You just ate." said Kyle

" Yeah but I shared with you and Butters."

" You were gonna eat a whole pizza by yourself."

" Dude, I was really hungry."

" Go check to see if there is more."

Stan walks into the kitchen, he checks the pizza boxes but their empty, he checks the fridge and sees another pizza box, he brings it out and takes it into the living room.

" Hey I don't remember ordering a fifth pizza." said Stan

" Oh that was from a long time ago Stan, don't eat it." warned Butters

Stan opens the box to reveal four huge slices of pizza, old, growing some type of black mold on it.

" Ew, gross." said the boys

" Dude Kenny, I dare you to eat one of those slices." said Cartman

" Uh, I will if you will." replied Kenny

" I will if Kyle will."

" I will if Stan will." said Kyle

" Okay but you guys better eat yours." said Stan

" I don't know fellas, they're awfully old, you guys might get uh sick." said Butters

" God damn it Butters, life is all about taking chances, doing stuff you know is bad but doing them anyway." said Cartman

" Okay then."

" Okay, ready three, two, one." said Kyle

The 20 minutes later the boys are all sick as Butters parents come home.

" Butters what's going on." asked Butters dad

" The guys are living life dad." said Butters

" Oh, okay."

" Dude my stomach, feels like it's under a steam roller." said Stan, is stomach is making some weird gurgle like sound

Cartman can be heard throwing up in the bathroom; Kenny looks like he's fainted. Cartman comes out of the bathroom and lies down on the floor.

" Well is it my turn to play Halo 2 fellas." asked Butters

" No, lets just go to bed." said Kyle

" I'm there." said Cartman struggling to get up

The scene is Butters room, the boys are laying out their sleeping bags.

" I call the bed." said Cartman

" But its my bed Eric." said Butters

" I'll roshambo you for it."

" Well okay."

" One, two, three."

Cartman kicks Butters in the balls, and Cartman claims his prize.

" Well good night fellas, hope you don't get nightmares." said Butters still holding his balls

" Nightmares?" asked Kenny

" Yeah, if you eat something that's bad you get nightmares."

" God damn it Butters, were not living in the 60's, that hardly ever happens." says Cartman

" Yeah Butters, parents just say that so we won't get snacks at night." said Stan

" Oh okay then." says Butters

The boys prepare to go to sleep; unaware of the night they are about to have.