A/N: DISCLAIMER! I'm only doing this once, so LISTEN UP!

I do not own the book series' Harry Potter OR Maximum Ride. They are owned by Joanne Kathleen Rowling and James Patterson respectively.

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~ Rash

(These drabbles will be MaxRide, HP, or a COMBINATION. Not all chappies will be combined though...)


Max was in a mood. Not a good mood. A bad mood. Max was ready to kill the first person who next walked into her line of sight. And it just so happened to be Fang.

Max got ready to lunge...

She couldn't. Not Fang.

Iggy? Maybe.

Gazzy? Depends.

Nudge? How much was she talking?

Arella? Was she saying Fang was hers? Yes? Then fights would break out, big time.

Rash? Who was she siding with?

Angel? Was she evil?

Dylan? YES!

Ella? Was she going on about Iggy when Rash wasn't in the room? Perhaps...

Jeb? If he was here.

Ari? He's dead.

Total? See Nudge...

Dr. Martinez? Um... if she HAD to...

Dr. Gunther-Hagen? Can she punch his lights out?

Dr. Robert Gray? Sure, why not?

That jerk in the subway? If she needed a quick getaway.

Erasers? Doesn't everyone?

The girl who started her own Flock? If there was a reason.

Anne? Bring her to Max.

That Principal something-or-other? Yeah. She hated him for picking on innocent kids like Gazzy and Iggy. Okay, maybe not so innocent.

Sam? He was a bad kisser.

Lissa The Red-haired Wonder? Did she hate her or what?

Those stupid yahoos who nearly killed Ella? Does she have to AGAIN?

Her Voice? Gladly, given the chance.

Nudge's "mother"? She didn't even CARE that Nudge was RIGHT THERE!

Richie-snob-guy-with-money? Can she have his credit card again?

Jason from the evil diner? Ooh! Yes!

The Manager from that god-forsaken place? Same.

Celeste? Do inanimate things count?

Cookies? Um... Ditto?

Oozing melted chocolate dripping lusciously down on your skin? OKAY THAT'S IT, NO MORE FOOD!

Math teachers of the World? Is there a kill-mean-teachers society?

The School? She already did...

But Fang? No way! He was probably the ONLY person/ animal/ thing that Maximum Ride could not bring herself to hurt. And that was why she was so angry. She had shattered his heart today. And she would never get it back.


A/N: Aww... I went all sentimental.

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