What a Kuroneko thinks….
Disclaimer: Nani?! It doesn't belong to me?!!! [Loud wail is heard]No own Trigun.
An: While I was mindlessly reading humor Trigun ficcy's a thought entered my mind…I wonder if I pulled a few strings we could all see what that black cat thinks….the idea pestered me to the wee hours of Tuesday morning so I gave it a chance.
Warning: This probably does not make sense and flames will be eaten by my friend Legato.
WARNING! THIS IS A POINTLESS FIC. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE INCOHERENT FICS PLEASE GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME AT PEACE!
Enjoy!
"Nyao?"
They ignore me again. I try to be friendly they just ignore me except for that one time I scratched that spiky human pest…. O dear I'm sounding like his brother.
I know what you are all thinking! How can a black cat like me know so much?!
Hello I live around here and own of my 'pets' has connections he always shares his snacks with me no matter what kind of day he had…[sniffles]
Ah! A perfect chance to be seen! [Cat is seen flying up and attacking Wolfwood in the face]
Wolfwood: Get off of me you damn cat!
Cat: Nyao? [Every one goes back to ignoring cat]
Cat: [sniffle]
See what I mean they completely ignore me! Grrr that's it I'm going to stalk them forever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will always be there until they notice that I even exist! [Kuroneko haters groan]
Mmmmmm! A half full donut pack![starts to walk over]
Vash: Oooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Free donuts! [Grabs pack and shoves all the donuts into his mouth]
Cat: ::sniffle:: I wanted those donuts.
See? They don't even care about me! Stealing my donuts and all.
I'm gonna scratch him. [Scratches left arm] [Vash doesn't even notice]
Grrr I'm starting to believe that I'm just a wandering spirit doomed to wander this horrible place forever! Hey look a game of chess!!!
Wolfwood: Hi Milly…[try's to cheat]
Cat: Why that little bugger [scratches hand and ruins any chance for cheating]
Wolfwood: Damn cat
Yes! I am the great KURONEKO! Come and bow down to me!!! Heh heh heh [Kuroneko has a little red cape on standing on a cliff full moon in background]
Mya mya mya myaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
They don't even give me a mate!! Spike does. Man with big cross does. Probably the one who feeds me has a mate! :: sniffle::
[Cat looks up] Ah! The one who feeds me is here! [Kuroneko smiles] and he has a hamburger with him!!!
Legato: Well if it isn't the kitty here have some burger [sprinkles some poison on the peace.]
Cat: Nyao! [Finishes hamburger and rubs against Legatos legs]
Legato: Damn! I've been trying to put that animal out of its misery and it keeps on living.
I love the guy who feeds me he is so nice he I think he should be my sidekick on MY show…hmmm I wonder if other cats feel the same way I do…[Kuroneko is seen putting calls to other animaes]
Kuroneko: Yes come to my dimension…free food…. We're called 'Cats united' our mascot? It's a man who feeds us our flag has him feeding me. Yes come soon.
[Wherever Legato is]
*Legatos eye's open*
Cat: MYA!?
Legato: Hn? * Sits up and sees his room is overrun bye cats*
Legato: …* Sees flag*
Legato: …
[Hours later]
* Legato enters to see Knives all cats following him*
Legato: Master I am here.
Knives: [chuckles] quiet a fan club.
Legato: Grrr
Knives: You ARE an interesting mascot.
Legato: …
Kuroneko: Nya?
AN: Mwahahahahahaha!!! Will Legato ever get rid of his new 'pets'? OR shall I leave it here?!!
Please review…. Snark snark.
*Meow*