Since I'm never going to be able to write like Terry Prachett, I'm just using his characters :)
Life Lessons
Hex taught us that all things strive to live, strive to grow.
Moist taught us that there is no such thing as a victimless crime.
Vimes taught us that the Law must be followed, lest we fall into darkness.
Nanny Ogg taught us that sometimes laughter really is the best medicine.
Death taught us that everyone can feel emotion, no matter how much they may deny it.
Ponder taught us that every job needs someone to do it.
Vetenari taught us that the best puppet master lets the puppets pull their own strings.
Cheery taught us not to let others look down on us for who we want to be.
Reg Shoe taught us to stand up for our beliefs.
Mr Nutt taught us that nurture can always overcome nature.
Ok... so not only did that not really have a plot, it was also extremely short...
But fun to write!
I may carry this on if people enjoyed it!