Drabble One
Rating: K
Summary: Just a little tidbit of Jane dealing with Jake's utter failure in the matters of the heart.
Characters: Jane Crocker, Jake English, Mentioned Dirk Strider
Pairings: Mentioned DirkJake

Your name is JANE CROCKER and you just want to strangle something right now.

"Jane! I need your help, I really don't know how to handle my Strider situation! Good golly, Jane, your friendly advice is much needed!" You hear Jake say quite hurriedly, and it felt like a sucker punch to the gut when he said 'friendly'. You sigh inwardly and berate yourself for putting yourself in this

stupid

little

position.

Sighing inwardly again (you seem to be doing that a lot more often), you offer to Jake the promise of talking to Dirk later and confronting about it.

"Shucks Buster, thanks Jane you are the best." He laughs his cute stupid laugh,

"You know I am." You say a bit dejectedly, and a couple of moments pass before Jake says he going to go off adventuring again. The call ended with a click and left you alone in the dark confines of your room.

Your thoughts drift off to Sburb, and the worries of being a leader, and before you realize it, you were asleep.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

You instantly wake up and you glance at the door. There, a tiny robot rabbit stands holding a bucket of ice cream.

"Li'l Seb!" You peep out weakly. He walks to you casually and sets the ice cream down for you. This had become a very routinely thing. Jake calls, (some weeks, everyday, others just weeks apart) you get sad, and Li'l Seb comes to your room with ice cream.

You weren't complaining though. You grab your CrockerSpoon, and you hoist Li'l Seb up on your bed and cuddle him. He resists before you press a little button on the side of his neck and he freezes up completely. He lets out a little machine hum like a child laughing.

You're not really sure what's cuter, the fact Dirk installed a button for tickling Li'l Seb, or the tickle itself.

You trace your fingers on Li'l Seb's cool, metal body and you lie down once more. Li'l Seb gets up, and sits next to you. You smile, and grab the ice cream bucket Seb brought.

"C'mon Seb, let's watch a movie. Your pick this time."

Li'l Seb's shades flashed and you smile brightly.