Just a little thing I came up with while I was bored.
Stephenie Meyer owns all except Tess
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Bella was so happy, her best friend from Phoenix, Tess was coming over for a visit and when they got together, she was actually really perky and happy. But they also loved to prank call people so it was decided that they would prank a Cullen.
"Hello, am I speaking to Mr Carlisle Cullen?" Bella asked in a fake Russian accent.
"Yes, you are" he replied.
"Good. Because I wanted to tell you that we have a special offer on for the service that you have been using" she said.
"What service?" he asked.
All of the Cullens could hear the conversation with their super vampire hearing and were listening but still continuing with what they were doing.
"Playful Prostitutes" she said, trying so hard not to giggle.
Esme eyes widened and she looked up, she glared at her husband. Emmett tried to hold back a loud laugh, Rosalie looked absolutely disgusted, Alice, Edward and Jasper looked completely shocked.
"I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number. I've never even heard of that service" Carlisle said, utterly confused.
"Oh, but aren't you the Carlisle Cullen who said the his wife, Esme wasn't giving him any so he was turning to us?" Bella continued, still holding back laughter.
Esme eyes widened even more and she was on the verge of beating up her husband, Edward heard her thoughts and restrained her physically before she could literally kill Carlisle.
"No, I would never say that" Carlisle said, now he was deeply confused now.
"But it must be you, your number is on our records and so are your details" she said, trying to keep the joke going.
"I doubt it" he said, skeptically.
"Male, twenty-three years old, blonde hair, six feet two inches tall" she said, proud that she could remember everything.
Esme lunged forward, Edward tightened his grip around her, Emmett went in front of Carlisle to protect him and Jasper sent waves of calm towards Esme.
"That's not possible" Carlisle gasped.
"Bella, you are too good at this" Tess giggled.
"Bella?" Carlisle almost yelled.
"Umm...uh...I-I- w-w-w" she stammered.
Tess grabbed the phone and quickly put on a french, seductive voice.
"You have been a bad boy"
They hung up the phone and burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter. At the Cullens house, Esme relaxed against the couch, Jasper sat on the floor, Edward was getting ready to go to Bella's house, Emmett and Rosalie were cuddling, Alice was looking into the future and Carlisle just sat there, shocked. Bella was usually a shy, quiet girl but now they had all seen a brand new fun side to her.
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