The Evil Mary Sue
~Nora~
Mary Sue fell out of the sky.
Her evil father, Lord Voldermort, was being a stupid idiot that day, he was
losing his mind more then usual then. Anyhoo, he had dropped her out of an
airplane at Hogwarts.
At this point I would like to say that she was scared that when she hit the
ground she would smudge her makeup, but, alas, she is Mary Sue Venus and
needs no makeup.
Anyhoo, she drifted slowly to the ground as she alredy possesed magical
powers she had learned when she was three years old living in the slums near
a huge quantities of books.
She had gotten these books because someone dumped them in the street, She had
used her supernatural powers to take them into her house.
ANYHOO, she hit the ground, light as a feather, as she is incredebly light,
had supernatural powers and is a Mary Sue.
~Sarah~
Well, now Mary Sue is at Hogwarts, so she goes up to the castle. She meets
Dumbledore, and he says, "Of course you must learn here! It wouldn't make
sense if a Mary Sue didn't go to Hogwarts!" So Dumbledore went and got the
Sorting Hat from his office. Mary Sue put the Hat on her head and it
immediately started talking. "Hmm... well, oh wait, what's your name? Mary
Sue? GRYFFINDOR THEN!!"
Mary Sue went to the Gryffindor common room and met with the trio, Harry, Ron
and Hermione. Harry and Ron immediatly started drooling and falling all over
themselves, because Mary Sue is Mary Sue, so obviously she is the most be the
most beautiful thing on earth!
~Nora~
Neville, of corse, was drooling over her too. She took no notice, of course.
She was too busy looking at Draco, who she thought was very cute. He was
drooling over her at his table too, but Ron had gone by earlier and stuffed a
sock in his mouth. (By the way, Ron and Harry were chewing gum for some odd
reason)
ANYHOO, Mary Sue went up to Draco, and asked him out that night, and he
turned good and all that.
Do you really want to know the details?
You've heard them so many times already, do you really need to hear them?
Didn't think so.
~Sarah~
So, quick recap. Mary Sue, Voldemort's Daughter, is going to Hogwarts, is in
Gryffindor, and is dating the now good Draco Malfoy. Now that I've had the
pleasure of making you lose your lunches from hearing this sickeningly sweet
story a second time, I will continue.
This year, the staff of Hogwarts decided to have the Yule Ball this year. Why
you may ask? Because Mary Sue was here. And she just had to have some kind of
dance to go to.
All of the guys in all of Hogwarts of course asked Mary Sue to go with them,
but she declined all their invitations, and went with Draco, being as loyal
as she is. She was the most beautiful girl at the ball. While dancing with
Draco she had to step over all the guys jaws, which where now on the floor.
~Nora~
Now, because Draco was now good, he and Harry became good friends. And, of
course, Mary Sue's best friends, July Lou, who was also a wonderful trancefer
student, but came from Russia and could therefor never be like Mary Sue.
ANYHOO, Mary Sue was board, she had plenty of free time because she stopped
time to do her homework and everything. She was getting better grades then
Hermione Granger at everything. So she went home for a weekend to visit her
daddy.
Now, her daddy wanted to get rid of her. He daddy was a mean man that wanted
to get rid of everything. Well, anyway, she went to his house and knocked one
the door.
He answered and Mary Sue told him that he was mean, and he should change his
evil ways.
~Sarah~
So Voldemort changed. Who couldn't when told to by somebody like Mary Sue? So
Voldie became a nice guy again and changed his name back to Tom Riddle and
everything. They hugged and everybody (Who Mary Sue brought from Hogwart's
using her magical powers. Hermione-"You can't apparate or disapparate on
Hogwart's grounds!" Hermione, this is a Mary Sue we're dealing with, she can
do whatever she wants) lost their lunches rom such a sweet sickening ending.
Then Hermione shouted, "How could you all! The house elves put so much work
into making you this lunch and now they have to clean it up off the floor!"
So Mary Sue made this wierd magical invention whatever that would clean
everything forever, and all the house-elves were set free. They left because
Mary Sue used her divine eloquency and persuasion to convince them that they
could leave.
~Nora~
But because of Mary Sue's lack if things to do after that, something awful happened.
There is a Mary Sue side affect that happens sometimes with, well, Mary Sues.
See, the people affected have something awful, awful happen to the. (At this point the addence gasps and people who have read this before loose there lunches.)
Mary Sue, Voldie and Draco, as they were the main charecters in the story, turned into Teletubbies. And then Mary Sue died, becuase she turned into a skinny Teletubbie and Voldie smushed her.
THE END
Sarah's A/N~*passes out buckets for the audience to throw up in*
Nora (CharNorse's) A/N~ I hope you liked that. We put a lot of effort into it. *Dragon, my muse, rolls over on her bed, still sleeping* If it was bad, it's because I'm tired and need sleep.
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