I was only 9 years old
I loved Corki so much. I had all his merchandise and skins
I pray to Corki every night, thanking him for the freelo I've been given
"Corki is love," I say, "Corki is life".
My Dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I call him a Whiskey Delta
I knew he was just jealous that I was a member of the Screaming Yipsnakes
He slaps me and sends me to bed in the middle of a ranked game
I am crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it is really warm
A loud, engine roaring presence moves towards me
It's Corki
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear,"Ready to fly".
He lands his aircraft and knocks me to my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Corki
He penetrates my butthole with a Big One
He has so much magic pen but I do it for Corki
I feel my rectum give into a triforce proc but i do it for Corki
I push against his force
I want to please Corki
He lets out a muffled grunt as he fills my butt with a flurry of gatling fire
My dad walks in
Corki looks him in the eye and says,"Consider yourself spanked, nugget"
Corki valkyries out through my window
Corki is love, Corki is life.