I put both books 1 and 2 together because 1 is short.

Book 1: Adventures of the Slash Fan Avenger

So you're probably wondering how a slash fan was ever pulled into an amazing world like this, right? It's always those fans that love a character and want to marry them, right?

Blegh, how did they even fall in love? Realistically, they should have been found and killed for their knowledge. There's this one story, Source, that's more realistic.

But this is not Source, and I am not Travis.

This is…

Adventures of the Slash Fan Avenger!

-Spades-

It started on my birthday.

My mom, being the lovely person she is, let me dye my hair dark purple, get a procedure to change my eyes orange, and get my tongue cut through the middle. I've been preparing for it since I was smaller with a tongue piercing.

You might be wondering why I changed my appearance.

I've just been taken from my dad and brought to live with my mother. I won't go into details right now, so hold your horses and this story will be on its way.

We were leaving our house to get dinner at the Cheesecake Factory, my mother's favorite. They're good, yeah, but favorite?

I'm getting off track.

We took a detour, and I, being stupid, tripped on a tree root.

Next to a cliff.

Over a shallow river.

Well, the falling was fun, I guess.

When I awoke, I was in a softly glowing blue room.

"Please choose a new name." I jumped at the synthetic female voice.

Yes, my name!

All you need to know from my old name is Meg.

I stood, and a screen came up. It had a blank ID card with nothing but the template.

I stepped forward and a keyboard sprang towards me.

"Please enter your first name for your new life."

The voice told me, and I immediately put my first name.

I love that name, my favorite.

"Please enter your new last name."

I had the perfect name.

I typed it in, and the ID now had my name.

"Hello, Meg Spades. Please put in the age you want."

Well, I'm 17 now. I'll be 21 so I can legally do some stuff.

"Please put in height."

I'm short. I've always been short. I'll never be short anymore. 5'11.

"Please put in weight."

I'm skinny. I- oh fuck it, 140.

The keyboard disappeared and something hit the back of my legs, and I involuntarily fell into the seat that had appeared.

A screen popped up in front of me.

"Please choose species."

I watched in surprise as a long list showed itself in front of me.

Everything from human to Time Lord to hybrid.

I chose hybrid.

"Please choose up to 4 species."

Time Lord, mutant, Æsir, and Irken.

Heheheheheh, so many fandoms~!

"Please step into the chamber."

A large blue tank appeared to my right and I cautiously went in.

I really do not want to tell you what happened in there. Let's just say that after, I had 2 hearts, regenerative powers, no pupils in my orange eyes (still had the whites), lekku, an Irken tongue, and powers.

Only 2. I can go into other people's bodies and use their powers in my own body, but only if I've been in their body. I better start working on that. I also have the power to conjure stuff up from music and make things in music happen and I get my powers from music which means I can't go into people's bodies unless I had been or am listening to music.

So complicated, huh? I also can die from not listening to music, it gives me energy.

"Please choose hair color."

Permanently? I chose dark blue.

"Please choose eye color."

Orange. Duh.

"Please choose world."

I froze.

World?

So many choices!

Marvel, Doctor Who, Supernatural, hell, even Disney!"

I chose Dimension Hopper, and it told me to choose my first world.

Marvel, duh.

I can never choose one permanently.

"Please choose destination."

Heh, iconic places!

I chose New York, it has Stark Tower, Daily Bugle, S.H.I.E.L.D., tons of stuff! Though I was this close to choosing Asgard or the Hellicarrier.

"Please choose lifestyle."

Cool! I chose the life of an heiress, both my parents dead, living alone in a mansion filled with things I made. I was always good with making mechanics.

"Please step into portal to begin your life."

2014 in the Marvel world, here I come!

"Alons-y!"

-Spades-

"Miss Meg Spades."

I shot out of bed and looked over.

The room I was in was empty, I noticed, and a panel on the wall was speaking to me.

"Y-yes?"

"I am here to accompany you on your journey of a new life."

I watched in awe as the watch on my wrist now held my new AI.

"Who are you?" I asked the female voice.

"My name is Alice."

"You're my Jarvis?" I laughed slightly.

I don't think she got the reference, because all I got in response was a quiet buzzing.

"Never mind then." I said flatly.

I stepped into the bathroom, clothes on my arm, before I looked over at the mirror.

I think that's when it hit me.

Looking in the mirror at an unknown person that stared back.

I realized it, pain suddenly stabbing at my neck as the need to cry surged through me.

"I died. My mother is alone without me. I'll never see her or anyone from my past life ever again."

My mother loved my hair.

She loved the length, the silkiness, everything.

I don't deserve it now.

I made the decision.

"Alice, please cut my hair."

"What hairstyle, Mistress?"

"Short shaggy hairstyle."

When my hair was gone, I took my shower.

"Miss Spades, I need to inform you."

I looked up. "What?!"

"It is the year 2012."

I froze. That could only mean one thing.

"It's the movie."

-Spades-

"Meg Spades. Do you think she's a good choice to add to the Avengers? She is only 21." Bruce Banner tried.

They were still trying to get everyone for the team, Loki had just stolen the Tesseract.

"We have no choice. She's not human, as you know, she's a mixture of many species. We think she may have been mutated in a lab." Nick Fury explained.

"Yeah, but still." Steve started.

"We don't know much else about her, she seems to have just gotten on the grid a few months ago." Coulson informed, and Natasha cocked her head at that.

"I thought you said she lives in the big mansion on the outskirts of town."

"Yes, but she never leaved the house. Until now." Fury answered.

"And I want you 3, along with Tony when he gets here, to go and ask her to help."

"Well, what are her powers?" Bruce asked.

"She can take over other people's bodies and use their powers in her own body after."

"How many powers has she accumulated now?"

"Too many. If she doesn't come with you…" Hill hesitated.

"We may just have to lock her up." Fury finished.

The 3 Avengers looked at each other than at Fury in shock.

"Has she done anything wrong?" Steve asked.

"Other than taking over other mutant's bodies without their permission, no."

"Then why try to lock her up? I understand if you would ever want to lock me up, but…" Bruce started.

"Because right now Loki would want her to."

Silence met Fury's words.

"Hey!" Tony said, causing the 3 Avengers to jump.

"What did I miss?"

-Spades-

"Miss Spades, there is a group of people at the door." Alice called, and I looked up silently, before nodding happily.

I loved visitors, and I had the feeling I would be containing my inner fan girl soon.

I have met so many of them now, I hoped it was the Avengers at the door!

I want to be on the team.

I bounded toward the door and flung it open.

"Hello?" I asked, and stopped when I saw Natasha, Bruce, Steve, and Tony in regular clothing.

"Hi, I'm Tony Stark, this is-!"

"Yeah, I know." I said slowly. "Come in, I guess…"

I stepped back and let them in.

"Warning, weapons on the woman's person." Alice said loudly. I looked up.

"It's not like their trying to rob me, Alice. That gun's not going to be pulled on me."

"How did you know it was a gun?" Natasha suddenly asked.

I grabbed my green tea frappe from the fridge and sipped lightly.

"It would be impractical for anything else. Even if it was a knife Alice had detected, you are Black Widow. You will have a gun."

I was about to say something else, when Tony stepped toward me, watching me silently.

"Don't go into major stalker mode, please."

He smirked.

"Would you guys like a drink?"

"Give me a scotch, I'm starving."

I gave a chuckle. That was a reference to the first movie!

"Sorry, sir, this isn't a bar."

"Miss Spades, we have a proposition for you." Steve started, and I made a, hmm, face, with one cocked eyebrow before sipping at my drink.

"I'm listening."

"How would you like to join the Avengers?" Bruce asked.

I choked.

No, I did not freeze up, I coughed up my drink and couldn't get a breath down.

"What?!" I asked, eyes wide.

"How would you like to join a team of heroes that will save the world?" Natasha said, and I blinked in surprise.

"What would happen if I said no?" I was not going to say no, I just wanted to see.

They looked at each other uneasily.

"We would have to still take you to S.H.I.E.L.D. because you could be in danger or used as a weapon on the other side." Tony answered.

I leaned back.

"Oh. I guess I have to answer yes then…" I glanced at them in slight fear, and called up to Alice without looking away from them.

"Please pack my things and take them to the door…"

"Already on it, Miss Spades."

When Steve stepped toward me, panic took over and I flew backwards, hiding behind the counter.

"Miss Spades, do you need your therapy song?" Alice called, and the voice startled me as I cowered slightly.

"Y-yeah…"

'Just close your eyes

The sun is going down

You'll be alright

No one can hurt you now

Come morning light

You and I'll be safe and sound'

The song went off and I stood shakily.

"I-I'm sorry, sometimes I get… panic attacks, sort of."

"Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder." Alice said after, and I nodded, pointing to the ceiling.

"Yeah, that, can we just go now?" I asked.

-Spades-

"Hello, Miss Spades. I trust your trip here was good?" Fury asked, and I shrugged weakly.

"I guess. They took me away from some very important stuff." I pouted, though I knew what my important stuff was- writing my LokiPool fanfics, and drinking some Green Tea Frappe with Boba at the bottom.

Yum.

"I'm sorry, Miss Spades-!"

"I am so done with that!"

He didn't even jump, not a change in facial expression.

"With what?"

"Just call me Meg. I've been trying to get my AI to call me Meg, but it's always Miss Spades this, Miss Spades that, it's Meg, ok?"

Fury nodded. "Of course. Meg."

I gave him a smile.

"Why, thank you."

"Now I'll brief you on what's happening. An Asgardian named Loki-!"

"No, sorry, that's wrong." I couldn't help myself. Besides, it's just me and Fury anyways.

Oh, and Hill.

She's glaring at me now, I don't think she likes me at all.

"Excuse me?"

"There is no such thing as 'Asgardian', you're either Æsir or Vanir. And Loki's neither. He's Frost Giant." I gave him a look that screamed, 'Duh, you should have known this.'

"Thank you for clarifying. He has stolen an important stone named the Tesseract. We need to find it. And we need to stop an invasion."

I watched him for a few moments.

"I will help you, if…"

Fury cocked his eyebrow. "If?"

I smiled slightly.

"If you add one more Avenger, someone I choose. He doesn't know me yet, but I know him."

Fury's face betrayed him as he looked at me curiously.

"Who?"

My smile grew ten times as wide.

"One Mr. Wade Wilson."

His face showed recognition as he looked ready to complain.

"A.K.A, Deadpool."

We stared at each other for the longest time.

"Alright…" He said resignedly.

I cheered almost silently.

"Wait." Tony said, suddenly appearing behind us.

"We're adding… Deadpool, into the mix?"

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Deadpool: Next time, I'll be there. So it's good. Yeah.

And you should go read Source. I forgot who wrote it, but she did really good.