The Following conversation actually happened on January XX, 2009, between 10:24pm and 10:35pm. The story is completely unedited, save for a few names, which were changed to protect the identity of those involved.

The events described in the following story also actually happened, this is irrefutable fact. Although the facts may be slightly skewed as the subject known as "Matt" had just finished playing "Mass Effect 2."

10:24pm Matt: i'm bored already whats up? tell me a story

10:26pm Mack: I just came back from hanging out with jake ben and dan

10:27pm Matt: i kno one of tghose

10:28pm Matt: that was a shitty story

10:28pm Mack: haha

10:28pm Matt: there was no conflict and resolution

10:28pm Mack: you try to do better

10:28pm Matt: so there was this guy steve

he was special and pteradactyls kidnaped his babbies

and killed his wife his wife was a three armed dingo

he joined up with comedy legend george carlin and they fought off the resurrected pterodactyl hoard with the power of ROCK

in the sequel a hitman kills comedy legend george carlin steve is PISSED.

he goes out looking for the man responsible

it was martin sheen

it turned out he ressurected the pteradactyls

he did so to get them to help him bring back an ancient race of aliens

he believed we could learn a lot from them and he kidnapped steves son because steve and his son were the last of the ancient race

they needed steves son to find a way to bring them back

he killed comedy legend george carlin to get steves attention

steve tries to kill martin sheen but martin sheen beeted him because he can shoot lighting out of his eyes

comedy legend george carlin comes back from the dead as a vampire and he stabs martin sheen in the back with a wooden stake ironic i kno

and they went to vermont to get gay married they lived happiuly ever after

fin.

i feel pretty proud of myself right about now

you bring out the best in me

10:33pm Mack: I'm glad I can help your creative process lol

10:34pm Matt: it still wasn't as good as your masterpiece "I just came back from hanging out with jake ben and dan"

10:34pm Mack: pshh cause mine was a true story mother fucker

10:34pm Matt: i never said mine was fiction

10:35pm Mack: hahaha

10:35pm Matt: don't laugh pterodactyls are a real threat