A/N: This story is written in the POV of Gir so if you complain about grammer, just don't. It's meant to be like this so yeah. Also I must hve been on something when I wrote this it's completely full of randomness... yes.
P.S. This story is dedicated to my BFFL Lindsey :) Why you ask? because she's a HUGE invader Zim fan
One day there was a piggy…Mr. Piggy!, and he went to the magical god of magicalness! And Mr. Piggy asked for a fish the magical god of magicalness then spat up a MONKEY! YAAAAAY! But the monkey was an evil monkey and threw poo all over Mr. Piggy. YICK! ACK! BLEH! THE MONKEY GOT POOPIEZ IN MAH MOUH! Then Mr. Piggy exploded! The monkey was on the loose! Then the angry monkey came over to my house and we had cake with my master! Yum! But the monkey put poo in masters and he fainted! Then the big head came in and I was like HEY BIG HEAD! Then he kicked me and I fell doen and went BOOM! Then the monkey kicked Dib and ate his head. So headless Dib was running around ike a bunny without a foot! Then master woke up and was like AAAH DIB STINK! HEADLESS DIB STINK! Then angry monkey sat on his face and he fainted again. After that I ate the monkey's face and he died…poor monkey…then Dib's head came back! And master woke up then we flushed Mr. Piggy down the bathtub and went to get TACOS! Then when me, master, and Dib bighead got back master punched Dib in his oversized head and it blew up! YAAAY FIREWORKS! Then we threw the monkey out the window along with Mr. bighead and my mom! Then we ate my head cupcakes and then Gaz came in and I gave her a preeeeety flower and she exploded! Then master got in a shopping cart and we rode through town in it! Then we tripped over a ladybug and flew off a magil cliff into…DIB'S HEAD! Then we got jackhammers and drilled ou his nose. Then we fell into the ocean and rode sea-lemons to narnia! Then the telking lion told us to get the the underwear from the horse-man so we went to his house for dinner and stole the underwear of mystery and I was like YAY TIGHTIE WHITIES! Then we grew wings and put the underwear of mystery on the lion's head then we went to my burrito's house! He gave us a magical sock which we used to which we used to go to my mom's house and followed the yellow brick road to the gates of the TALLEST! Gasp! Then we gave them Girl Scout cookies and they gave us fluffy kittens! We snuggled their faces, they exploded and we teleported back home. Then we saw Dib, Dib kicked master in the gut and flew down the sink. Master grabbed a fork and stabbed Dib's brain that he left on the table and laughed evilly…then I went to sleep.