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Title: Shinji vs. Godzilla
Author: Jonathan K. Gaters
Date: 6/20/00
E-mail: KatarnX2B@NetZero.net
HP: http://www.geocities.com/katarnx2b_8/
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SCENE: The streets of Tokyo-3. A loud crashing can be hear, getting
louder due to the dopler effect.


Anouncer: (In that really cool deep voice they have for action movie
trailers) Now! The battle you've been waiting for! Ikari Shinji versus
Godzilla! The clash of titans! The bloodfest of the year! The fight of
the millinium! See Ikari Shinji go one-on-one against the Lord of
Lizards, Godzilla!!

Shinji: (Standing in the middle of the street in his plug suit) Hey!
Wait! Where's my Eva!?!?

Godzilla: EEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! *STOMP* *CRUNCH* *SPLAT*
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You should've seen that one coming. ^_^