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Title: Death, Rebirth, & Everything In Between
Author: Jonathan "Katarn" Gaters
E-mail: KatarnX2B@NetZero.net
Cause: Something I read on the FFML
Date: May 25, 2000
Time: 20:58
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Public Service Announcement: Red meat sits in
your colon for fifteen years. Poultry is more
likely to become infected with Salmenela. Pork
may have tape worms infesting it.
For your health, try snake! Snake: The other
yellow meat.
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SCENE: Shinji is sitting at the breakfast table eating cereal.
Anouncer: Hey Shinji.
Shinji: Oh hey.
Anouncer: What are you eating?
Shinji: Oh, my favorite cereal, "Spinless Wimp".
Anouncer: Would you be willing to try a new cereal?
Shinji: Well, okay. Don't expect too much though. I only like "Spineless
Wimp".
(The Anouncer places a bowl of cereal in front of Shinji.)
(Shinji cautiously take a spoonful of the cereal into him
mouth.)
Shinji: Hey! This isn't that bad! In fact, it's _better_ than my other
cereal! What's the name of this stuff?!
Anouncer: That's the new cereal "Nut 'n' Bitch", from the makers of
"Whities", the Alabama Cereal Co.!
Shinji: Gee thanks! I've just found my new favorite cereal!
Anouncer: (With a hearty chuckle) No problem Shinji. Remember, that's
"Nut 'n' Bitch" cereal.
--2 minutes later
(Asuka comes out of the bathroom, dressed in her school
uniform.)
Asuka: Hey Shinji, whatcha eatin'?
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SCENE: Tokyo-3 Jr. High School 707. Class 2-A.
(Shinji walks in with his right eye and his lower lip a deep
shade of purple.)
Shinji: (Sitting down ruffly in his chair and pouting) Stupid cereal.
End
Title: Death, Rebirth, & Everything In Between
Author: Jonathan "Katarn" Gaters
E-mail: KatarnX2B@NetZero.net
Cause: Something I read on the FFML
Date: May 25, 2000
Time: 20:58
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Public Service Announcement: Red meat sits in
your colon for fifteen years. Poultry is more
likely to become infected with Salmenela. Pork
may have tape worms infesting it.
For your health, try snake! Snake: The other
yellow meat.
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SCENE: Shinji is sitting at the breakfast table eating cereal.
Anouncer: Hey Shinji.
Shinji: Oh hey.
Anouncer: What are you eating?
Shinji: Oh, my favorite cereal, "Spinless Wimp".
Anouncer: Would you be willing to try a new cereal?
Shinji: Well, okay. Don't expect too much though. I only like "Spineless
Wimp".
(The Anouncer places a bowl of cereal in front of Shinji.)
(Shinji cautiously take a spoonful of the cereal into him
mouth.)
Shinji: Hey! This isn't that bad! In fact, it's _better_ than my other
cereal! What's the name of this stuff?!
Anouncer: That's the new cereal "Nut 'n' Bitch", from the makers of
"Whities", the Alabama Cereal Co.!
Shinji: Gee thanks! I've just found my new favorite cereal!
Anouncer: (With a hearty chuckle) No problem Shinji. Remember, that's
"Nut 'n' Bitch" cereal.
--2 minutes later
(Asuka comes out of the bathroom, dressed in her school
uniform.)
Asuka: Hey Shinji, whatcha eatin'?
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SCENE: Tokyo-3 Jr. High School 707. Class 2-A.
(Shinji walks in with his right eye and his lower lip a deep
shade of purple.)
Shinji: (Sitting down ruffly in his chair and pouting) Stupid cereal.
End