Why Shino Doesn't Screw with the Author

Shino stood, with his back up to the tree, wrapped in his large coats. He was furious. And who else but Kiba decided that he wanted to talk to him.

"Hey, Shino?"

Shino didn't respond.

Kiba didn't really notice anything. He couldn't see any part of Shino. He was so wrapped up in those coats.

"Hey man, do you want to do some training?"

Shino simply shook his head and shifted. Bad idea.

"Why do you smell strongly of cat? I know you don't have one. And what are you hiding behind your back?"

Shino growled at him, but didn't move. Kiba took the liberty of doing that for him. Kiba grabbed him suddenly and pulled him away from the tree. His eyes widened in shock. Shino hissed at him.

"Dude, why do you have a tail? Wait a minute."Kiba, ever the smart one, grabbed Shino's green hoodie and yanked, effectively pulling it off. Shino hissed again, baring his small, pointy teeth. His whiskers were quivering, and his large ears were back. His tail was flicking in annoyance.

"Man, you got some sharp claws."

Shino was even madder than before. He slashed at Kiba with an angry yowl.

"Oi, calm down. Did you screw with the author again?"

Still growling, he nodded.

"Can you talk?"

"REEEEEEOOOW!"

"Damn, you must have really pissed her off. Did she give you cat's eyes?"

Shino glared, but flipped down his glasses. Piercing yellow-green eyes stared right into Kiba's soul.

"Well--"

"Kiba? Shino?" That was Hinata. She caught sight of the Neko-Shino and ran right to him.

"Oh, Shino! You are so cute!" She started to scratch behind his ears, causing him to purr. He instinctively laid down, and Hinata rubbed his belly, causing him to still purr and swish his tail in contentment. I being the wonderful author that I am, decided to make that moment end. I dispelled the cat features.

The purring immediately stopped, seeing as he was incapable. He finally took in that Hinata was rubbing his belly and he was on his back. He cleared his throat.

"Hinata? Could you stop?"

Hinata snapped out of her kitty-fun-time-fun-world to realize what she was doing. Her face turned beet red and she ran off, leaving Shino and Kiba there. After Shino got back up, I returned the cat features.

"Shino?"

"Nya?"

"Whatever you did, don't do it again."

Hisss.

Yeah. I decided to make a "Why Shino Doesn't…" out of that cat thing from my chats. I don't even know what he did to make me mad, but, in the world of FanFiction, the pen is mightier than the sword. Review!