I, Artsysmiles, have decided to do another oneshot. About a certain manga that I don't own. Yes...Naruto. That is all.

Yeah...this is a Naruto and Kiba oneshot. I mean, there are other characters in it, too, but it stars Naruto and Kiba. Just so you know, this does have a plot, but it's a mainly crack one. I hope you enjoy it.

Oh, and I'll update my stories after posting another oneshot!

This oneshot is based off of AzuManga Diaoh #4, which I do not own. The characters are as followed:

Tomo: Naruto

Kagura: Kiba

Yomi: Karin (I hate her, but she has to be here in order for it to work.)

"You know Naruto...I don't know how you got accepted into this school," said Kiba as he watched Naruto throw a paper airplane out of a school window. The blonde turned to look at him, a confused look on his face.

"I, uh, I don't really get what that means," he confessed, rubbing the back of his head absentmindedly. "Could you maybe say it in English for me?"

"English?!" sputtered Kiba.

He frowned, trying to think of a way to explain his thoughts to Naruto. A few minutes passed as Kiba sweat dropped at his explanation.

"You...you...You are...a...FOOL!" Kiba shouted, jabbing his finger at the squawking blonde. "What I want to say is you're a big fat idiot and I can't believe you got accepted here!"

"Hey! Don't mince words or anything, you bastard!" barked Naruto. "And anyway, the same goes right back to you! Your grades are worse than mine!"

"Yeah. I hate to say it," muttered the brunette, "and really hate to say it, but you and I are cut from the same cloth."

Naruto nodded at Kiba, blue eyes full of understanding.

"In other words, perhaps we'll...both squeak by on our entrance exams, too," stated Naruto.

"Oh. Yeah," agreed Kiba.

Karin, having been listening to the whole conversation, frowned and chimed in, "Are you two hearing yourselves?"

The two turned to look at the red head, waiting for her to continue.

"Naruto was an average student right until 8th grade. When he reached 9th grade, though, he suddenly started cracking the books, earning grades that would put Sakura to shame," explained Karin, annoyed at having to spell out the past for the two boys.

"Yeah. When Karin told me she got accepted here," began Naruto, "I was all, "Well, I'm gonna get in too!" Then she said..."What, YOU?! Forget it! And other stuff like that." he finished, Karin's red glasses perched on his nose as he imitated the red head.

"Man, that'd be enough to tick anyone off! What a bitch!" exclaimed Kiba, casting a 'shame-on-you' look to Karin.

"My glasses..." she said, glaring at Naruto before snatching them off of his face and glaring at the two boys.

"But I showed her!" he continued loudly. "I buckled down and studied like crazy!" he said, smirking at Kiba's quiet 'whoa'. "I tell you, I'll never forget Karin's face when she realized I'd gotten in. It was priceless! Her glasses slid right off her face!"

"No frickin' way!" exclaimed Kiba, shock evident on his face.

"They did not," muttered Karin as she nursed a bruised ego.

"And so! When push comes to shove, I will get the job done! Well, go on! Shower me in words of praise!" ordered Naruto, a cocky smile on his tanned face.

Kiba remained silent, just staring at Naruto. He swiped back his uneven brown bangs, a blank look on his face before he opened his mouth to speak.

"Why do you put so much energy into pissing people off?" he asked bluntly.

"Wh-what?!"

The end. I would just like to add that none of this is mine, so please don't go 'Artsysmiles! You stole this from Kiyohiko Azuma! What the hell is your problem??" in a really whiny kind of type. So, review, and let me know what you think!