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Author: Jonathan K. Gaters (a.k.a. Nathaniel Landry-Gaters, a.k.a. Kifa
Mundu [only if you're in the PSDF])
E-mail: KatarnX2B@NetZero.net
Genre: Humor
Title: Preach Gendo! PREACH!
Time: 12:21am
Cause: I'm insane. And I was talking to Strike Fiss.
Speacial Thanks To: Bumfuck Idaho, too funny not to mention. And Ice,
Texas, how stupid can you get?!?!
Public Service Message #1: Ban country music. Stop inbreeding.
Public Service Message #2: Help keep the genepool clean. Kill an idiot.
Public Service Message #3: Ask me about killing cats for fun and profit!
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SCENE: Inside one of NERV's ridiculusly large auditoriums. Gendo is
seated immediate behind a podium setup at the front-center of the stage.
He is surrounded by the rest of the command staff, who are seated as
well.
Gendo: (Suddenly picking up the bold manerisms of a Southern Baptist
preacher) Now! I come here to talk to you today about somethin'!
Somethin' very important to this world! I've come to talk to you today
about _EEEVIL_!!
Gendo: Now, now, I know what you're thinking; "Isn't evil bad?" I'm
here to tell you _NOOO_!! _EEVIL_ _IS_ _GOOOD_!!
Gendo: (Taking out a small cloth and dabbing at the seat on his
forehead.) Let me break this down for you. Now good and evil are just
like light and dark. You can't have one without the other! What would a
sunny day be if every day was sunny?!
Crowd: (Mumurs of agreement)
Gendo: Now if you need something to have good, then what you need must
be good as well. Ya hear me?!
Guy In Crowd #1: hear ya!
Gendo: I said, "CAN YA HEEAR ME!?!?!"
Crowd: WE HEEAR YA!!
Gendo: CAN I GET AN _AMEN_!!
Crowd: _AMEN_!!!
Gendo: I said, "CAN I GET AN _AMEN_!!"
Crowd: _AMEN_!!!
Ritsuko: (Quietly to Misato) What was that you put in his coffee?!
Misato: (Looking as astonished as anyone) Nothing! Just laxative!!
God, I'm twisted...
Author: Jonathan K. Gaters (a.k.a. Nathaniel Landry-Gaters, a.k.a. Kifa
Mundu [only if you're in the PSDF])
E-mail: KatarnX2B@NetZero.net
Genre: Humor
Title: Preach Gendo! PREACH!
Time: 12:21am
Cause: I'm insane. And I was talking to Strike Fiss.
Speacial Thanks To: Bumfuck Idaho, too funny not to mention. And Ice,
Texas, how stupid can you get?!?!
Public Service Message #1: Ban country music. Stop inbreeding.
Public Service Message #2: Help keep the genepool clean. Kill an idiot.
Public Service Message #3: Ask me about killing cats for fun and profit!
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SCENE: Inside one of NERV's ridiculusly large auditoriums. Gendo is
seated immediate behind a podium setup at the front-center of the stage.
He is surrounded by the rest of the command staff, who are seated as
well.
Gendo: (Suddenly picking up the bold manerisms of a Southern Baptist
preacher) Now! I come here to talk to you today about somethin'!
Somethin' very important to this world! I've come to talk to you today
about _EEEVIL_!!
Gendo: Now, now, I know what you're thinking; "Isn't evil bad?" I'm
here to tell you _NOOO_!! _EEVIL_ _IS_ _GOOOD_!!
Gendo: (Taking out a small cloth and dabbing at the seat on his
forehead.) Let me break this down for you. Now good and evil are just
like light and dark. You can't have one without the other! What would a
sunny day be if every day was sunny?!
Crowd: (Mumurs of agreement)
Gendo: Now if you need something to have good, then what you need must
be good as well. Ya hear me?!
Guy In Crowd #1: hear ya!
Gendo: I said, "CAN YA HEEAR ME!?!?!"
Crowd: WE HEEAR YA!!
Gendo: CAN I GET AN _AMEN_!!
Crowd: _AMEN_!!!
Gendo: I said, "CAN I GET AN _AMEN_!!"
Crowd: _AMEN_!!!
Ritsuko: (Quietly to Misato) What was that you put in his coffee?!
Misato: (Looking as astonished as anyone) Nothing! Just laxative!!
God, I'm twisted...