Dork Diaries 13: Tales From a Not-So-Exciting Summer Vacation

by CharityBarnum

Nikki Maxwell is excited for her summer vacation! Her birthday is coming up, and what celebration could be more fun than birthdays? But there is ONE MAJOR problem: Andre's leaving! Yes, Andre's stepsister is Tiffany and Nikki hates her, but she's also real close to Andre! Should she risk her friendships and move to France? Or should she stay in USA and have a not-so-fun summer?

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Dork Diaries 13: Tales From a Not-So-Exciting Summer Vacation

Disclaimer: I do not own Dork Diaries. It is owned by Rachel Renee Russell.

Wednesday, June 4: 8:15 AM

In Queasy Cheesy

AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!

I've been sitting on a chair wearing a SUPERhumiliating Princess Sugar Plum dress for THIRTY MINUTES STRAIGHT!

I did NOT watch Princess Sugar Plum Saves Baby Unicorn Island! again.

Today is…Brianna's birthday!

And MacKenzie, Amanda and EVERYONE were invited! Including Oliver Crumbly, my crush's Brandon's BFF's brother.

But since Brianna invited a plus one, BRANDON came!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I've got Crush-Itis AGAIN!

By the way, this is how AWFUL the handmade invitations Brianna made were:

Come ovr over to Brin Brianna's Princs Princess Sugar Plum bertday!

On Junn June 4 at 7:45 PM et at Queasy Chizzy!

C Yuu!

How awful was that?

Anyway, Brandon looked me straight in the eye and said:

"Nikki, I'm sorry how I treated Andre. He was actually a pretty cool dude! Here, give this to him."

He handed me a small envelope that said this:

To Andre Davenport from Brandon Roberts

I promised I'd give it to him as soon as I met him at the CupCakery. Later!

The rest of the party went off as a blast! We did the I Love Queasy Cheesy dance that went viral on YouTube and…me and Brandon danced the Princess Sugar Plum remix of Brianna's favorite song: Roar by Katy Perry!

Finally, Brianna did the WORST RENDITION of Baby Shark! She sang (really off-key) it like a cat who just puked a fishbone!

I am NEVER watching Baby Shark on YouTube again!

Wednesday: 2:54 PM

In my room

I can't believe what happened at the CupCakery yesterday!

I have been crying for approximately 2 hours, 5 minutes and 23 seconds.

I have been crying for approximately 2 hours, 5 minutes and 23 seconds.

WHY?

Because Andre gave me the saddest news!

I'll do this in dialogue:

A: Hello Nicole! What is that?
N: It's from Brandon. He apologizes for being mean to you.

A: Okay!

ANDRE reads the letter. He quickly writes back.

Dear Brandon,

I accept your apology. Please keep hanging out with Nicole, Chloe and Zoey. Also, please tell MacKenzie not to hang out with my sister, Tiffany Blaine Davenport. PS: Her FaceBook name is SelfieChic, MacKenzie's LuvMyLipGloss and I'm TeamNorthHamptonHills4Life.

Best Regards,

Andre Davenport

A: I also say sorry to you.

N: Why?

A: I'm going back to France with Dad. I hope I'll see you when you go to the Louvre for the art program.

N: WHAAAAAAAAT?

Well, that's it! Andre's going back to France.

Good news: No more Tiffany!

Bad news: Andre's leaving!

So I have to stop him. Was his mom brainwashed by Tiffany to go back so she wouldn't have competition with MacKenzie and so she could get us to stop hanging out?!

Or did he just June Fools me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!