A/N Hey peoples! This is my first fanfic so I wanna know waht you think. Thanks to youtube and the people who upload videos. Love read and review.

Jasper's POV

When Alice called a secret meeting with her michevios smile slopped across her features, I knew something was brewing.

The meeting consisted of all members of the household, minus Edward, Carlise, and Esme.

"Okay, guys!!" Alice began, clapping her hands together in her excitement. "In your minds, this meeting does not exsist, got it?"

I raised an eyebrow at her. "Plotting against Edward?"

Alice nodded.

"Cool! It's fun messing with him!" Emmett said gleefully.

"So we all now how addicted I am to the Internet." Alice began. "I came across this list. And we're gonna use it against Eddy and make him crack."

Alice was so happy at this idea of hers , I felt myself grinning like an idiot.

" Just do what I tell you and enjoy the results." Alice said. " Do you all agree and trust me?"

"Yes!" Emmett agreed instantly.

"I don't trust you but Emmett seems fine with it." Said Rosalie, sweeping her hair back. "Sure"

I stepped closer to my wife and put my arm around her in an effort to get her to tell me her plan. "Whatever you say, sweet."

"Good. You'll get your first mission later. Now go!"

Rosalie and Emmatt filed away.

"You gonna tell me your plan?" I asked, smiling seductively.

" I found a list of ways to annoy Edward. " Alice said quietly, so the nosy people in the house wouldn't hear. " I wanna use them."

I smiled. "I give him two weeks."

A/n So, yeah. That's it so far. Read and review. I say hi to all awesome twilight fans. Only a few days!! And hi to Tori and Palak.