Was I bored when I wrote this? Why yes... Yes I was! Also I was listening to some Tenacious-D and reading some Naruto Fanfiction. And then it hit me! Why not take one of their wonderful songs...
And tweek it!
This was that outcome! Good or not Here it is so get over it!
I encourage you to review. All comments are welcome. Yes, even you people who love to flame!
Read, Review, Enjoy =)
I DO NOT TAKE ANY CLAIM TO THE ORIGONAL SONG, KICKAPOO-TENACIOUS D, NOR THE ANIME NARUTO.
Kickapoo Parody Lyrics: Kohonagakure
A long ass fuckig time ago in the village of Konoha,
There live a squard of three who were corageous, brave and strong,
But, ye, there was an idiot, and he knew just what to do
His name was Naruto and he refused to step in line
Avision he could see him as Hokage all the time
He fought and he braved and all the planets did align
Naruto:
Oh, as Sasuke's fire blazed, twas I who stepped into and faced
And I sliced his fucking cockles, with his long and shiny blade
Twas I who fucked Hinata
Fucked Tsunade
And fucked Ebisu
And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you, too!
Got to get it on in the war zone
Got to take the win in the war zone
You got to suck my nuts in the war zone
You got to move out of the war zone!
Sasuke:
You disobed the orders again, why did you ever go
I'm like tens times better than you
Kakashi likes memore
This preaching that you give to us, makes me want to die
Wanting to be Hokage, you might as well just die!
You're more of a mindless puppet, what the hell is wrong with you
You'll end up losing direction, and then you will be screwed.
You better watch your mouth you better watch your tone
You can't say shit when I'm here home.
Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan!
You'll never be Hokage, said and done!
Naruto:
Jiraiah can you hear me I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidence, won't you come down from your toad
I need a tight compadre, that will teach me how to fight
My fried thinks I'm stupid but man I know he's not right.
He says my dreams unbeleavable, but it's magical and rad
I'll never be Hokage when I'm stuck here with my friend
Jiraiah:
I hear you brave younge Naruto, you are hungry for a chance
But yo learn the anciant methods there are trials you must face
Escape your friends clutches village this is your cage
On a journy you must go to find the power of the sage!
In the village of many ninja, where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong ability, and the worlds most awesome hand
To find the strength and fortune, and the power you must gain
You will face your inner demon, now go my boy and train!
Narrator:
He fled from fucking Konoha with hunger in his heart
And he journyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
But in the end he knew that he would find the missing part
Rassangan!
Ra-haha-Sangan!
Ra-haha-San-
(repeat for freaking ever!)