A.N.: Hi. This is my first fanfic, and I really don't see the point in the author's note, so I'll just say this: Hi.
Disclaimer: All the characters probably belong to someone else. So don't sue me! Ha! As if they'd be able to trace me. (Hehehehe)
Harry Potter is in Hogwarts, and guess what? There are no attacks. Finally. Harry Potter is bored. He calls Voldemort so he could do something. Voldemort doesn't come. Instead, Peter Pan comes.
"Hi, Harry!" says Peter Pan. "Let's go to Never Never Land!"
"Okay," says Harry. "How do we get there? By train? By boat? By airplane?"
"No!" says Peter. "We fly there."
"Yeah, one sec, lemme get my Firebolt," says Harry.
"Firebolt? We don't go on fire!" says Peter.
"Yeah, I know," says Harry.
"But, what's a Firebolt?" asks Peter. "We don't get there on a lightning bolt either."
"Yeah," says Harry. "Firebolts are broomsticks."
"Nope!" says Peter Pan happily. "No sweeping at Never Never Land!"
"Whadya think I'm gonna do?" shouts Harry. "Sweep? That was Hermione's idea!"
"What else do you do with a broomstick?" asks Peter?
"You fly on it, you dimwit!" shouts Harry.
"Hold on," says Peter, "You think you're doing witchcraft? We don't want our little kiddies to get ideas! I mean, witchcraft is evil!!!!!!!!!!"
"Look," says Harry, "Lemme just get my fu****' broomstick. Okay?"
Gilderoy Lockhart walks in just at that moment. "Yup, Harry!" he says. "Get your broomstick! Whatever you say!"
Peter Pan says, "But..but...you're the one that did that memory charm! That's evil!!!!!!!!!!"
Barney walks in. "Yeah, you shouldn't do mean things!"he says
Then Snape walks in and he and Barney sing the I love you song. Everyone bursts into tears because they hoped they would never have to hear that song again.
Ginny walks in and punches Barney in the stomach. Barney looks down and said, "Hey, that wasn't nice either! That was almost as bad as the memory charm!"
"Good idea!" says Ginny. "I can use the memory charm on you!"
Ginny starts to do the memory charm, accomplishes it, but then Barney pulls out a mirror, and Ginny has no memory. Then, there's a little bit of memory charm that didn't hit Ginny, and Fawkes comes in and gets hit. Snape then says, "Hey, Barney! That was not nice!"
"I'm sorry, Ginny," says Barney.
Ginny says, "Why're you wearing that d*** costume, you dorkhead?"
"Hey, that's not nice," Barney says, "and you're not supposed to know that word!"
"Well I do know it, you moron, and why are you wearing that stupid costume?" says Ginny.
"For your information, young lady," says Barney, stiffining and standing up tall, "I am Barney!"
"You moron," says Ginny, "You look like Percy! And you still didn't tell me why you're wearing that costume."
"I told you!" says Barney, "I'm Barney the Great!"
"That doesn't tell me why you're wearing that dumb costume!" spits Ginny. "So shut up!"
"I will shut up, young lady," says Barney, giving Ginny a withering stare.
Harry mutters, "Oblivate." Barney and Snape both lose their memory. Then, finally, Voldemort walks in.
"I am Lord Voldemort the Great," says Voldemort.
"No, I am!" says Barney.
"No, I am!" says Fawkes.
"No, I am!" says Snape.
"No, I am!" says Ginny.
Harry Potter laughs and says, "No, I am!"
"No, I am!" says Voldemort.
They go around like this for the longest time until Harry Potter finally says, "No, I...oblivate." He points his wand at Voldemort and Voldemort and Lockhart both loose their memory. All of them chant in unison, "No, I am! No, I am! No, I am!" for a very long time.
Peter Pan hasn't lost his memory, so he says, "Got your Firebolt, Harry?"
A.N. Please review this...this...thing. Also, tell me if you're dumb enough to think I should continue.