Top 10 Ways to Humiliate Akatsuki
By Ai Usagi
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!! GEEZ, WHY WOULD I?
Author's Note: I based this off of something I saw on Youtube! ^///^
Step 1: Put Deidara in a dress and say, "What a kawaii little girl!!!"
Step 2: Add Kisame as the new addition to your aquarium, and when he escapes, exclaim to the heavens, "NOOO!!!! FISHY ESCAPED FROM HIS BOWL!!!!"
Step 3: After listening to Itatchi scream the same old lecture at Sasuke for the millionth time, give him a taste of his own medicine by yelling at him, "You are weak…! Why are you weak?!! Because you lack…. BEAUTY!!!" and laugh wickedly while he cries.
Step 4: Confuse the cannibalistic Zetsu with cheesy movie lines. How you ask? Pull out the weed killer and scream, "Say 'Hello' to mah' little friend!!!" Then laugh while he hides in corner.
Step 5: Spread the wonders of Christianity by yelling at Hidan while holding the cross, "Christ repels you!!"
Step 6: Simply scream at Tobi, "Tobi's a bad boy!! Bad Tobi, bad!! Tobi is a bad boy!" And laugh at him while he screams and cries, "WAAAAAH!!! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!! WAAAH!!!!"
Step 7: Harass Kakuzu and Konan by shredding up all his money while he cries and you yell, "Bwa ha ha!!! Die money, die!!! Behold the paper shredder of doom!! Oh…By the way…Origami Girl!!" And watch as Konan hides and Kakuzu throws a funeral for his money.
Step 8: Question Sasori's artistic beliefs by asking him random questions. For example: You: Sasori, what do you think of art? Sasori: Its eternal beauty lasts forever….Why? You: Do you consider you and your puppets as art? Sasori: Of course, what kind of question is that?... You: Oh, nothing…..It just proves that you were too ugly to live forever!! HA!!!
Step 9: Improve your aim with dart practice…with Pain. You: I don't see why I can't use you as target practice, Pain-sama…You're eyes make the best Bull's eyes! Pain: grrrr…..
Step 10: Run if you want to live. Don't run, and it's like you're committing suicide. So, trust me, RUN LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING!!!
A/N: Hope you enjoyed it everyone!!! ^///^