The Tale of Two Crazy Hostess's

by Summerssevenseas

Bryanna and Clair aren't just two normal 13 and 12 year olds. Clair lives at a STUDIO, where her and Bryanna start a show at every day called Legend Show! Watch them as the take part in the show, but also watch them do what they do in their daily lives, which isn't any less crazier than what its like on stage! These two are NUTS! Their friends? Oh yeah. Pokemon characters. No big.

1. Meet Clair and Bryanna!

Clair's POV

I woke up and gave a big yawn. I moaned somewhat before I climbed off of the bunk bed and faced my little sister, Kobi.

"Wake up Kobi. You're supposed to go with mum to get some groceries while I do the show." I urged as I tried to wake her up. All she did was groan and roll over in her sleep.

"Five more minutes mum..." She groaned. I rolled my eyes.

"Whatever." I brushed my hair; made sure my clothes were right and made sure that nothing was out of place before stepping out of my room. My outfit consisted of a green T-shirt, and white shorts with green sneakers. I stretch and sighed happily. "Ah, a new morni-" I stopped in midsentence to see Daniel and Jeremy had their fists raised. How'd they get in the house? Okay, I lived in the studio technically, but at the same time I don't, my house is connected to the studio by a single door! Anyway, I had a shocked look on my face as I slowly walked back into the room.

'Only one person could solve this problem.' I thought as I picked up my phone and dialed a number.

"Hello?" A female voice answered. My face brightened.

"Hey, Bree-chan." I chimed. Bree-Chan was the nickname for my very good friend, Bryanna.

"Hey Clair-Chan! Wassup?" She chimed. I sighed.

"Jeremy and Daniel are in the studio having a fist fight and I can't leave my room..." I was straight to the point. I heard Bryanna groan in annoyance.

"I see. So you want me to make them behave?" She concluded. I smiled.

"Bingo. Thanks Bree-Chan!" I thanked, and with that, hung up.

Bryanna's POV

I groaned as Clair hung up. I rolled my eyes. "Boys... have to settle everything with violence." I put my hair in a ponytail with a side bang. I looked at my dog. She was looking back at me with her brown eyes. She's white and curly with a black right ear and left front paw. "Let's go Blueberry." With that, we walked toward the studio, which was just one house away. Blueberry barked at me.

"Arf bark arf arf bark, woof?" (Violence is such a nuisance, right?) You see, Clair and I have a special talent that lets us understand animals. I nodded at her.

"Yep. But you gotta use it when you gotta use it. Or at least use intimidation." I declared with a smirk. We arrived at the studio to see the boys with their fists at each other's faces. I cleared my throat and caught their attention. Their eyes widened.

"Um… Hi?" Daniel and Jeremy managed to squeak. A volcano erupts and fire formed in my eyes.

I let loose. "SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER BEFORE I GET MAD AND YOU NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!

"AH!" They shrieked and sat away from each other and kept quiet

I held a pointy stick and used it to point at a chalkboard with writing on it. I pointed at the writing.

"Here are the rules. You will do nothing that will annoy me, you will refrain from hitting each other, you will both speak when spoken to, and will not give any rude comments or looks to one another when Clair-Chan talks to one of you. Understand?"

The boys nodded. "Yes ma'am..." They muttered. A vein popped on my head.

"UNDERSTAND?" I snapped. The boys nodded and stood straight, it was easy to tell I had startled them.

"YES MA'AM!" They answered loudly and quickly. I smirked, satisfied with my results.

"Good." I knocked on Clair's room door. "Clair-Chan, you can come out now!"

Clair peaked her head out of her room. "They're done fighting?" She asked.

I nodded. "Yep. Now let's start the show!" I cheered eagerly. We ran onto the stage.

"Okay!" Clair did her spider-man hand thing and posed in a silly manner. "I'm Clair, your host!" She greeted.

"Meow!" I meowed. I did a peace sign before a cute kitty pose. "And I'm Bryanna, your other host!" We winked at the camera, and gave the audience back-to-back thumbs up.

"WELCOME TO THE LEGEND SHOW!" We cheered in unison.

"Brought to you by Legend Channel!" Clair added.

Daniel and Jeremy looked at Clair and blushed deeply, which I was quick to notice.

"NO BLUSHING EITHER!" I hissed. They quickly looked away. I huffed. "Such total perverts." I muttered.

Clair's POV

I sweatdropped at Bryanna. I smiled anyway. "So... what should we do?" Hey, we don't have a script on this show. It's all real here; the reactions, the injuries, the craziness, the Bryanna beating up Gary, emotions, all of it. Bryanna smiled eagerly.

"Ooh! I taught Shimmer an awesome new trick for the latest Pokémon contest!"

Dawn came in and squealed her head off! "YOU'RE A POKEMON COORDINATOR?" She asked loudly. I saw Bryanna back away from the girly bluenette slightly.

"Yeah... Partially. So, wanna see?" She asked. Everyone nodded, me especially. "Alright!" She cheered. She clipped a poke ball off of her necklace that contained many more. She made it bigger and tossed it. "Now, Shimmer! It's Performance Time!" Shimmer, Bryanna's talking, shiny Pichu, came out with a great pose and sparkles.

"SUP PEEPS!" She shouted eagerly. Bryanna gave Shimmer a giant ball, and plates with sticks.

"You know the drill!" She instructed. Daniel, Jeremy, Dawn and I watched eagerly. Shimmer nodded and hopped onto the ball. She began to balance the plates on the sticks and spun them as she walked around on the ball. Bryanna pumped a fist. "Use Discharge!" She ordered. Shimmer nodded.

"You got it! DISCHARGE!" Her cheeks began to emit electricity and in two seconds flat she was surrounded in yellow electricity that trailed up the sticks and lit up the plates with an awesome glow! My eyes widened in anticipation of the next move. Bryanna clapped her hands.

"Yes! Toss the plates and catch them!" Shimmer nodded and tossed plates, which were still lit up, and jumped and caught them. The contact of Shimmer and the plates caused the electricity to vanish with beautiful sparkles. Shimmer flipped before landing on her ball. She spun the plates again and rolled over to Bryanna where they both did silly poses.

"Ta-da!" They cheered together.

"What did you think? Cute and athletic right?" We all applauded but I'm sure I clapped the loudest.

"That...Was...EPICALLY AMAZING! You are SO going to win!" I complimented. Daniel looked somewhat offended.

"Hey! You stole my-" He began

"ITS MINE NOW!" I interrupted as I stuck my tongue out.

"...That was my word..." He grumbled with a pout. Bryanna and Shimmer seemingly ignored our little side argument and scratched the back of their heads sheepishly with smiles.

"Thanks! We worked hard! It's all about balance and flexibility!" They chimed together.

Dawn pouted. "Oi... looks like I have a strong rival." She sighed. Bryanna smiled at her.

"Relax, you're awesome Dawnie-Dear!" She assured. I smiled, she was always a good sport. "So... now what?" She asked.

I shrugged. "Well, there are some PARTS of our calls that we never did...let's do some of those." I offered. The group nodded.

"OKAY! GO! Calls are your job!" Bryanna cheered. As everyone else gathered in the studio, I read the calls, (Rob wrote them down for me.)

"Okay. This one is by SunShineRose!" I read it aloud.

Sooo... noticed you haven't updated...
Emerald, tell me... why do you get so... what did Bryanna call it? Sugar high when it comes to cookies and any other sweets?

Solana, what is your relationship with Lunick

Gary, why do you aggravate Bryanna so much? I mean, you made her punch you and make you fall down the stairs!

Shimmer, do you ever plan on evolving?

And Shine, one of the talking pokemon translate her answer please, What do you want to be when you evolve.

Bryanna jumped up and down. "LET'S DO GARY'S FIRST! GARY, GET YOUR SORRY ASS IN HERE!" She demanded. I laughed slightly with a sweatdrop. She's always aggressive when it came to him. Gary came in.

"What?" He asked dully. Bryanna gave him an innocent look.

"Why do you aggravate me?" She asked sweetly. Gary stayed silent. Bryanna sweatdrops before a vein popped on her head. "ANSWER THE QUESTION!" She commanded.

Gary sweatdropped before answering. "Because It feels weird to tease Leaf now... I get this terrible feeling when she gives me that disappointed look after I do it..." I smiled. That was sweet thing to say. And he practically confessed his feelings for Leaf!

Bryanna turned to Jeremy and Daniel. "Boys, I'm gonna show ya what it's like when I'm angry." She chimed.

Daniel, Jeremy, and my eyes widened. This wasn't gonna be pretty. Bryanna advanced toward Gary.

"So... you think that it's okay to pick on ME because Leaf's disappointed with you! Well, I'm about to give you HELL!" She lunged for the brown haired boy. He shrieked.

"OMA!" He fell to the ground with a raged Bryanna over him.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH GARY!" She roared. She beat Gary until he was covered in bruises, had a broken leg and arm, and was knocked out. Though I don't think she was aware of how much damage she was truly making as she continued. "DICKFACE! DICKFACE! DICKFACE! DICKFACE!" She shouted.

Bryanna's POV

Michael walked in. His eyes widened. "BRYANNA! STOP! HE'S GOING TO DIE!" He shouted. I stopped, but I'm sure everyone could tell I was reluctant. Michael listened to Gary's heartbeat. "His hearts about to stop!" He announced with panic. "BRYANNA! God, Leaf is going to beat the shit outta you!" He shrieked. Clair chuckled.

"Heh, no kidding." Daniel and Jeremy seemed shocked at how calm she was. I sighed as if my party had been crashed.

"Okay I'll do something! Arceus, you guys worry too much." I grabbed two pieces of carpet and rubbed them against Shimmers cheeks until they were electrically charged. "CLEAR!" I pressed them against Gary's chest.

Gary automatically snapped up. "Holy Mother of Arceus! What the hell!" I looked at him.

"Your fault." I accused dully. He glared at me.

"HOW IS IT MY FAULT?" He demanded. Was he stupid? Answer: yes. Very stupid. Stupider than Ash even… okay, no one is that stupid. I glared at him.

"HOW ELSE! YOU BOTHERED ME AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR LEAF! WHY COULDN'T YOU PICK ON THE PICTURE OF HER THAT YOU MAKE OUT WITH ALL THE TIME!" I saw him blush slightly.

"I DON'T HAVE THAT!" He defended. I raised an eyebrow and opened my laptop.

"HEY!" He was quick to close my laptop! We had a glaring contest.

Clair's POV

My eyes widened. "Gary makes out with a picture of Leaf? That's creepy...I am SO texting this!"

Clair: Gary makes out w/ a pic of U.

Leaf: *Texts back* WUT? No way!

Clair: *Texts* Yes way!

Leaf: *Blushes and Texts back.* Well...Its kinda weird...But it means he likes me right?

Clair: *Texts* DUH! U should totally confess to him!

Leaf: *Texts* NO WAY!

Clair: *Texts* So U ADMIT that U like him!

Leaf: ...*Shuts phone.*

Poor dear must be redder than a tomato. I looked to the side to see that the two were still having their little 'glaring contest'

I showed Bryanna my text. "Hey, check out what I texted Leaf."

She looked and her eyes widened. "HAHAHA! Love is a strange thing. Oi... everyone has someone who likes them but me..." She muttered with a chuckle. I frowned.

"WRONG! I know someone who likes you and I will NEVER TELL!" I declared.

"Woah! Before this starts, tell me what you texted Leaf!" Gary demanded. Bryanna rolled her eyes.

"Clair told her that you want chicken and Leaf said 'HELL NO! HE CAN GET IT HIMSELF!" I stifled a laugh at the strange excuse.

"I don't want-" He started with an eyebrow raise.

"OUT!" She kicked everybody but me out. No, she literally kicked them out. She looked at me with her puppy dog eyes. "Clair-Chan tell me pretty please! I'll make you a dozen non-sugar treats!" She begged. I shook my head.

"No!" I grabbed a cookie from nowhere in particular and shoved it in my mouth. "Heh… hehehe… HehehehHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!" Then I jumped out of the window.

Bryanna's POV

I sweatdropped. "Oi... I guess I'll forever be a lonely girl who is likely to become a lonely old lady. Too bad... I was going to tell her what Jeremy and Daniel said about her... I'm going to go to Clair's dressing room and lock myself in it."

Daniel raised an eyebrow. "Why Clair's dressing room?" he asked.

A vein popped on my head. "Because you're the perverted idiot who broke my door down and you haven't even fixed it yet!" I hissed. I huffed. "Come on Blueberry and Shimmer." With that, I walked into Clair's dressing room. I heard Shimmer and Blueberry sigh.

"Arf woof arf bark bark woof bark woof arf arf woof?" (She's really gotten accustomed to locking herself in closets and dressing rooms hasn't she?) Blueberry asked.

"Girl ain't that the truth." Shimmer stated. They both sighed then walked into the dressing room.

Clair's POV

I jumped back into the studio. "Did she buy my "Real Cookie" Trick?" I asked. Daniel nodded.

"Yes. And why the hell did you just jump out the window? And how did you survive that? I'm not surprised, but I am kinda clueless..."

I put a finger to my mouth. "Secret." I answered.

Daniel blushed. "Okay...Who is the person that likes The Crazy Chick...Oh wait, that's you. I mean the scary chick." He asked. I pouted.

"Bree-Chan isn't scary! She's like an older sister to me. I love her! She's so cool! And really strong! I admire that..."

I heard her voices from my dressing room.

Bryanna: Achoo! I wonder if someone is talking about me...

Shimmer: *Shrugs cluelessly*

Blueberry: Arf arf bark woof bark woof arf woof bark bark. (Just because you sneeze doesn't mean someone's talking about you.)

I rolled my eyes. "Well, the person that likes Bree-chan is Michael. Its fully obvious, because he acts weird when he's around Bree-chan. Mikey-chan never acts like that near anybody else, so it's easy to tell."

Daniel nodded. "Oh." He said. 'And she didn't notice MY crush yet?'

I raised an eyebrow. "No, Bree-chan told me about your crush.

He seemed surprised. "How'd you-"

I cut him off. "You said your thoughts out loud genius."

I saw Bryanna walk out of my dressing room. "Why do you have a giant teddy bear? Also, Daniel?" She asked.

"What?" He asked cautiously. Bryanna walked up to him and slapped him.

"I heard you call me scary!" She spat.

I sweatdropped. "Anything else?" I asked. She shook her head.

"No... why? And when did you get over your sugar rush." She asked with suspicion. I laughed nervously.

"Oh, turns out it was non-sugar and was all in my head. HAHAHAHA!" I could tell that she wasn't convinced.

"Alright..." She made a face like this: ¬_¬

"Oh, and I have a giant teddy bear in there because I'm hidin- I mean, because I am childish... And you know how much I love cute things." I lied. I saw the look on her face. "…You don't believe me do you?"

Bryanna shook her head. "Nope." She answered. We stared at each other for a while. Then, out of nowhere, she makes a mad dash for my dressing room. I ran after her.

"Hey get back here!" I called.

Bryanna's POV

I run for Clair's dressing room and lift the giant teddy bear. "O...M...A." I whispered. Just then, I was tackled to the ground by Clair-chan.

"NO! DONT TOUCH MY DIARIES!" She barked. I kicked her off and grabbed one.

"OMA! This is from when you were in kindergarten? Do you have ALL of your diaries in here?" I asked. Clair nodded with embarrassment.

"Yes...DONT READ THAT ONE!" She snapped.

I smirked. "TOO LATE!"
"NOOO!" She did a dramatic jump which for some reason is in slow motion

I gave her a bored expression and raised the diary, making Clair miss and crash face first to the floor. "Lessee what this says." I mused and flipped it opened.

Dear Diary,

Today, I met a boy named Jeremy, and I hate him.

I sweatdropped. "That's...an interesting first sentence...

He is rude, and he NEVER replies to what you say! And he hit me in the face with a soccer ball today by "accident."

I heard Clair shout. "THATS IT!" And she kicked me outside and followed.

"Ouch! That hurt!" I whined. Clair glared at me.

"Well you read my diary...we're not even EVEN on this yet..." She hissed. I tilted my head. That last sentence didn't make any sense. Clair's bodyguard/assistant, Rob, brought the phone to her. "Oh, we have a caller! Hello?" She answered as she pressed on speaker.

"I know we aren't supposed to use real names! This is Tsk tsk!" A voice chimed. I couldn't tell its gender.

"Hehe, this is cute! So, tell me, Clair, Who do you love more? Daniel, or Jeremy? Oh, and answer this question when they are outside of the room. And this question is for the next question day." Clair didn't say anything.

"Go on." Jeremy and Daniel urged. I glared at them and mouthed; 'Rules you idiots' and they stayed silent.

"Michael, I DARE you to tie yourself up to Emerald and give her 90000 cookies! THATS RIGHT! And if you don't do that, kiss Bryanna. And if you don't do that, Kiss emerald while she's on mode C, and if you don't do THAT, then I dare rob to force you to kiss CLAIR. Hehe, im evil, I know." My eyes widened as I heard this one. Michael seemed terrified.

Clair seemed excited now. "Continue!" She urged evilly. I had a bad feeling.

"Leaf, kiss Gary. Its simple. It doesn't have to mean anything. Its just for the fan girls. It can be on the cheek so you can keep your first kiss." Everyone could tell that Garry would be looking forward to that one.

"Ash, Are you really THAT dense? And tell me, You like Mist don't you? Tsk tsk, Ashy-boy, there is no denying it." True.

"Lastly, Since Solana and Lunick aren't getting anything, Solana, tell me, would you either kiss, kill, or marry Lunick? Why?" This person has quite a list.

"Okay, that's it...WAIT! Since Daniel and Jeremy are supposedly in the show (You guys have WAY too many characters) Have BOTH of them kiss Clair on the lips! Rob, I dare you to hold her while she tries to run away. If that doesn't work, get Zekrom and Reshiram to hold her. That's gotta work. Anyways, If Clair actually lets herself get kissed, I will give her... Uh... Stuffed bunny? One with green eyes, because you said your favorite color's green." I snickered… until I remember Michael's dare. I silently went into the panic room. I stayed silent for a while, but then.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMA! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CHICK/DUDE! I CAN'T TELL ITS GENDER! HAVE MIKEY-CHAN TIE HIMSELF TO EMMY-CHAN IN C-MODE? AND IF NOT DO THAT KISS ME! IF NOT DO THAT KISS EMERALD WHILE SHE'S ON C-MODE! IF NOT THAT HAVE ROB TO FORCE HIM TO KISS CLAIR?" I screamed. I curled into my depression corner. "He'd most likely do the third option... AND WE DO NOT HAVE TOO MANY CHARACTERS! DANIEL AND JEREMY AREN'T STAYING! THEY JUST VISIT EVERY NOW AND THEN!" I sighed, then collapsed onto the floor. "Life sucks..." I muttered.

Michael's POV

I blushed. "Most. Embarrassing. And personal. Dare. Of my life." I groaned loudly. Clair looked at me.

"So...which one are you doing?" She asked. I gulped.

"Um...None of 'em." And then I ran out of the room. I heard Clair shout.

"NO! You have to choose one or else you'll have to kiss me! ROB! GO GET HIM AND FORCE HIM TO KISS BRYANNA!" Rob probably gave her a questioning look because she said;

"I know, you're supposed to force him to kiss me, but I will break your neck if you even try. So make him kiss Bryanna OR ELSE." She threatened. The next thing I know, I got a huge guy in a ski mask chasing me!

Clair's POV

"That's better." I said with a satisfied smirk. I heard Jeremy whisper to Bryanna.

"I think you got her fired up because of the Diary thing. What did you read that made her so angry? Was it an embarrassing moment? I doubt it really, There's nothing embarrassing that's happened to her..." Is that so? Bryanna rolled her eyes.

"A certain someone kicked a ball straight to her face the first day they met."

Jeremy slapped a hand to his face. "I had mixed feelings." Really? That was his reason.

"Yeah. 'You had mixed feelings'" Bryanna said sarcastically. Jeremy nodded.

"Yes. Mixed feelings!" I heard Bryanna scoff.

"That gives you no right to hit her with a ball." True.

Jeremy pouted. "I know..." Bryanna patted his head.

"There you go. You can apologize when you get the chance. You aren't that bad." She chirped.

I saw Rob dragging Michael toward Bryanna. Excellent. I smirked. Bryanna stepped back slightly.
"H-hey buddy. What cha doin'?" She asked nervously. Michael blushed.

"Run… Run B-Bryanna!" he warned. Bryanna paused.

"... I trust you." With that, she ran away.

"DAMNIT!" I hissed angrily. I ran after her.

Bryanna's POV

"Why am I running…man…I need to stop spacing out soon or I'll turn into Clair-Chan…Something about Rob forcing Michael to do something…? Oi…" I looked back to see Clair chasing me at super speed.

"GET BAAACK HEEERRREEE!" She shouted. I shrieked.

"HOLY MOTHER OF DARKRAI!" I tried to run faster, but Clair caught me and trapped me in a head lock.

"Hehe..." She smirked at me like a maniac. "Now, are you going to do that again?" She hissed. I gulped and did something any honorable martial artist trapped in a head lock would do.

"I'M SORRY I READ YOUR 3rd GRADE DIARY! I'M SO SORRY!" I shouted. Clair smirked.

"Hehe, too late~." She chuckled slowly and crazily. She dragged me back into the studio. I tried to escape the head lock with no such luck.

'DAMN! She's strong when she's angry! ...Clair is NEVER angry like this! EVER. Wow...Maybe I can use this to my advantage?' I thought with a smirk. 'Oooh, Gary, you're in for it.'

Clair looked down at me. "What the fuck are you smirking about!" She demanded. I shrugged.

"I was thinking about revenge on Gary." I could tell that she was confused.

"While in a head lock?" She asked. I looked at her as if she were an idiot.

"Hello! It's Gary we're talking about!" I retorted. She looked down at me before nodding.

"That's true." She agreed. But then she glared at me. "But that doesn't save you from your fate." She hissed. She's starting to scare me.

"I'll do whatever you want! Please don't kill me!" I pleaded. Clair looked at me with a confused expression.

"Kill you? I'm trying to force you to kiss Michael! It's a dare from Tsk Tsk." She explained. I sweatdropped with a slight blush.

"But Rob is supposed to force Michael to kiss YOU!" I shouted. Clair shook her head stubbornly.

"My first kiss SHALL NOT BE TAKEN. I don't want anything to do with love! I started with it too early, when I was in 1st grade! I dated a boy named Sailon, and he cheated on me." She sighed. Why is she telling me this?

"What does this gotta do with anything?" I asked. Clair blushed.

"Michael and Daniel have to kiss me. I will do anything in my power to keep this from happening. I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH LOVE!" She shouted. I rolled my eyes. Why is it that people who are even a year younger than me are so stubborn?

"Don't you have a crush on Jeremy?" I asked skeptically as I slowly lost interest in the topic.

"Yeah, but I ain't planning to go any further than a crush." She declared. I nodded and bit down on her arm. Hard. "Ow!" She released me.

"You know, you don't have to FORCE me to kiss Michael. I… kinda like him… just a little." I admitted. Clair squealed.

"YOU ADMIT IT! YOU ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE MI-" I cut her off by pressing my hand over her mouth. I gave her 'the look'.

"I only said a little! And if you even think about telling anyone, I swear, it'll be you who will be in a head lock, and no matter how much you fight, I won't let go. Ever. This isn't a threat honey, it's a promise." I hissed. Clair nodded. I smirked. "Good." I released her.

"So, let's get you that kiss!" She cheered. I folded my arms.

"No." I replied. Clair looked at me with confusion.

"N-no? But I thought you liked him?" She asked. I rolled my eyes.

"I do. It's just… I'm not sure if I wanna lose my first kiss to him." I sighed. She blinked at me.

"Your first kiss? You haven't kissed a boy before?" She asked. I sighed with a blush.

"It's embarrassing enough, don't rub it in." I snapped. Clair flinched before regaining her composure.

"Then kiss Michael! You like him, so kiss him! I'll force you if you don't." She snapped. I stared at her. "First, you have to put on a dress." My eyes widened. I jumped out of the hallway.

"LIO! LIOOOO!" I called for my bodyguard desperately as I held onto the door frame as Clair tried to pull me back. Lio came running and just when he was going to reach me, I lost my grip. "NO! NNNNNOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA WEAR A DRESS! DRESSES ARE FOR FRILLY DAISIES! I'M NOT A FRILLY DAISY! I WANT TO KEEP MY DIGNITY AS A TOMBOY!" I cried. Shine popped out of her Poké ball. "Shine! Use Echoed Voice! HURRY!" Shine fired the attack. I ran toward the window. "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME WEAR A DRESS!" I jumped out and landed on my feet. I ran like there was no tomorrow!

Clair's POV

"She hates dresses more than Winter does." I muttered. I got ready to jump out of the window when I felt someone grab my wrist. Michael was looking at me with pleading eyes.

"Clair, just leave her alone. She does worse damage than Emerald when she's on C mode if you even get her near a dress." He declared. I bit my bottom lip. I jumped out of the window.

"Sorry Michael, but I just want to see you kiss her!" I called as jumped. Michael reached his hand out.

"Clair, please! If she doesn't want to kiss me, don't force her!" I heard him call. I landed on my feet. The camera guy followed me.

"SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE LEGEND SHOW, DON'T FORGET TO CALL!" With that, the camera guy stopped following me. I continued in pursuit of Bryanna.

Bryanna's POV

I locked the door to my room and prayed to Arceus that Clair wouldn't try to force me to kiss Michael and wear a dress. I shivered. I took my wardrobe and placed it front of the door. I placed a cinder block, weight lifting thingies and everything else that's heavy. I pressed my back against it and crossed my fingers. Someone banged on the door.
"Bryanna, I know you're in there!" It was Clair. I put all my strength into making sure she wouldn't come in.

"Bryanna isn't here, Darling! She… moved to Alaska!" I said with a fake British accent.

"BRYANNA STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE BRITISH AND GET OUT HERE!" She commanded.

"NO! I don't wanna kiss Michael, or wear a dress!" I protested. Clair then growled and the next thing I knew, she kicked down my door.

"YOU ARE GOING TO DO AS I SAY!" She shouted. I glared at her and shoved past her and walked out of my room. "Where are you going?" She asked. I ignored her and went into the kitchen and grabbed a cup. I took out four different types of soda, and poured them in the cup. I placed my hand over the top and shook it. I then chugged it down like it was apple sider! My pupils shrunk and my eyes widened. I began to get excited.

"WOO HOO! I LOVE SODA! IT IS SO ENERGIZING, DON'T CHA KNOW!" I shouted. Clair sweatdropped at me.

"So that's what gets her all crazy hyper. Mixing several sodas together… Alright Bree-Chan. Easy. Just put the dress on…" She said.

"HAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! DRESSES ARE FOR GIRLY GIRLS, DON'T CHA KNOW! DEUCES SUCKAAAA!" I ran out the house, leaving a hole in the wall that was shaped like me. I missed the door.

Clair's POV

Bryanna's mom saw the hole and sighed.

"She mixed sodas didn't she?" She asked me. I nodded. She groaned. "I'll call the repairman."

Bryanna's POV

I ran around, nowhere near close to losing energy. "WHERE'S BLUEBERRY! YO! POLICE DUDE!" I ran up to the police man. "HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOG? SHE'S A SMALL DOG WITH WHITE CURLY FUR, A BLACK RIGHT EAR AND LEFT PAW, DON'T CHA KNOW! HAVE YOU SEEN HER AROUND HERE ANYWHERE? HER NAME'S BLUEBERRY, DON'T CHA KNOW! OH WAIT NEVER MIND! I REMEMBER, DON'T CHA KNOW!" I ran in place before running toward the studio at top speed, leaving a confused officer behind. As I entered the studio I swear I was running faster than what should be possible. "HIIIIII BLUEBERRY! HAVE YOU BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME! WHERE'S PINE? EMERALD! WANNA HAVE A COOKIE EATING CONTEST!" Emerald nodded eagerly.

"YES YES YES! COOKIES!" Emerald shouted. We stuffed our faces with cookies. Everyone at the studio just watched in amazement at how well I was keeping up with Emerald. In less than thirty seconds later, the 200 cookies were turned into one cookie. We both grabbed for it. We pulled on it until it broke in half, me getting the bigger piece. I shoved it in my mouth.

"I WON! I BEAT EMERALD IN A COOKIE EATING CONTEST, DON'T CHA KNOW!" I jumped up and down. "HEY IS THERE ANY SODA? I REALLY LIKE SODA, DON'T CHA KNOW!" Leaf and Misty came in. "YAY! MISTY AND LEAF ARE HEEEEREEEEEE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'LL GIVE YOU TEN SECONDS TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF! NINE EIGHT SEVEN SIX FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE! TIME'S UP, DON'T CHA KNOW!" I shouted. Leaf and Misty sweatdropped. I smiled. "HEY LEAFY-CHAAAANNNNN! YOU HAVE A SPECIAL DARE, DON'T CHA KNOW!" I squealed. Leaf looked at Michael.

"Why does she keep saying 'Don't cha know'?" She asked. Michael sweatdropped.

"She's on a major caffeine rush. If she mixes too many sodas together, she's sort of like Clair and Emerald on sugar rushes…sort of… She says things she does mean to and ends facts with 'Don't Cha know.' She doesn't remember anything when it's over." I nodded in agreement.

"THAT'S RIGHT, DON'T CHA KNOW! ANYWAY, LEAFY-CHAN HAS TO KISS GAAAARRRRYYYYY, DON'T CHA KNOW!" I cheered. Leaf shrieked.

"WHAT? I don't wanna kiss Gary!" She shrieked. I smacked her on the back.

"IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MEAN ANYTHING, DON'T CHA KNOW! IT COULD BE ON THE CHEE- HEY, WHAT'S THAT? A ZORUA! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE, DON'T CHA KNOW! GO GO GO CHEESE! USE DRAGONBREATH!" I ordered excitedly as I threw Cheese's Poké Ball. She opened her mouth and shot a purplish fame at Zorua. "YEAH! USE MIST BALL!" Cheese shot a misty flurry and landed a good hit on Zorua. "ALRIGHT! GO GO GO POKÉ BALL!" I threw the ball at Zorua and it was sucked inside. The ball shook several times before clicking. "YES!" I grabbed the ball and twirled before holding it up. "WE CAUGHT A ZORUA, DON'T CHA KNOW!" Cheese jumped into my arms. I hugged my little Latias with gratitude and returned her. Michael smiled.

"Well, that's great that you caught a Zorua, but you really gotta quiet down." He said. I nodded.

"OKAY! WHOOPS! I MEAN- Okay!" I whispered. Michael laughed.

"You are ridiculous!" He chuckled. I hugged him. He blushed.

"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME! I MEAN- You know you love me!" I whispered. He blushed harder.

"L-love you? Th-that's a laugh!" He stammered. The guys in the studio face palmed and the girls shook their heads in disappointment. I glared at him and released him from my hug.

"WHAT'S SO *Ahem* What's so funny about loving me?" I demanded. Michael shook his head.

"No! Th-that's not w-what I meant! I-I mean… there's nothing wrong with loving you! It's just that I-I don't love you! I-I-I mean I do love you, just… n-not like that! I-I can't love you! I-I'm your assistant! It's just a job and everything!" He stammered. That snapped me out of my caffeine rush. Paul and Lunick put their hands on his shoulders with an annoyed look on Paul's face and an amused yet sympathetic look on Lunick's.

"Dude, just stop. You're only making this worse for yourself." He sighed. Lunick whispered something.

"Plus, if you keep going, you might just end up getting hit worse than Gary." He chuckled. The boys looked in my direction. I had my head bowed down low and my fist clenched. Blueberry trotted up to me and gave me a concerned look. I picked her up and glared at Michael.

"WHATEVER! SEE IF I CARE ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME!" I ran out of the studio and into my house.

Michael's POV

I sighed and slapped myself in the face. "You know, I really don't find this show funny. I find it sad and mean."

Keith, popping out of most likely nowhere, slapped my on the back and laughed emotionlessly. "That what you get for being in this show, your heart gets broken, your best friend confesses his love to the person YOU love, and the person you love's mother thinks that you are never there for your own aunt and lover."

I gave Keith a suspicious look for a few moments.

"... How much spider-man have you watched in the past week?"

"None whatsoever, like I said I wouldn't on that bet we had monday. I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE! IM GOING CRAZY! MY MIND IS PUTTING ME INTO AN ILLUSION SO I CAN BE HAPPY! AAAAAAAH!"

"Yesterday was monday." I said, sweatdropping at his behavior. I shook my head then ran to the window, peaking out at Bryanna's house. I didn't even have too open the (Supposedly) soundproof window to hear a war of yelling and screaming coming back and forth from Bryanna and her Mom.

'Wow, well, Bryanna's mom and Clair's mom are-'

"MUM, Michael! MUM. Not mom!"

I looked at my side with a bewildered look plastered on when I saw Clair standing next to me, giving me her hardest expression.

'How did she know what I was thinking?'

"Secret." She said, smirking at my paled face as I slowly backed away from her.

'Who the fuck is she?'

"Haven't we been through this before?" She asked, sighing. "Guess I'll have to do it again! Hi, I'm Clair, one of the two hostess on the Pokemon Trainer and Ranger Truth or Dare show! I've heard from Bryanna that you'd like to be the guest star of-"

"CLAIR, right now, not the time." I said, hoping I made it clear to her what I meant.

She blinked twice then started laughing hysterically. "Silly Michael, You cant comfort Bree-chan here! Go give her an I'm sorry kiss! Dont worry, its common here in this neighborhood."

I blushed and blinked. "W-what? I can't do that!"

And suddenly, my comment made Clair grow fifty times her size and multiple volcanoes shoot up and start erupting behind her.

"YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"

I tried to gulp down my fear, but ended up gulping down my will, and I ran over to Bryanna's house.

Bryanna's POV

I argued back and forth with Mom.

"IT ISN'T MY FAULT! YOU KNOW I SOMETIMES MISS THE DOOR WHEN I GET ON A CAFFEINE RUSH!" I shouted.

"YOU. HAVE. EYES! WHY DON'T YOU USE THEM! THIS IS THE THIRD HOLE IN THE WALL I'VE HAD TO CALL THE REPAIRMAN TO PATCH UP THIS MONTH!" Mom retorted.

"AT LEAST YOU DON'T SEE ME JUMPING OUT OF THE WINDOW LIKE CLAIR DOES WHEN SHE'S ON A SUGAR RUSH!" I snapped. Mom glared.

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO PATCH A HOLE SHAPED EXACTLY LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE IT! I'LL ANSWER, A LOT!" She shouted.

"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FIRST TEENAGE CRISIS HERE! NOW JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I GO IN THE BACKYARD TO PRACTICE FOR THE POKEMON CONTEST!" I ran into the backyard. I took out three poke balls. "Hey guys."

"Hey. What's up?" Shimmer asked. I put up my best smile.

"Sorry to say, but it turns out that the contest we're doing is double performance. So, I'm using Chance and Shine for the performance. I've already got a plan. Just follow me." I returned the two pokemon and put them in capsules. I put on a heart seal and threw them. "Shine and Chance! Performance Time!" They appeared in front of me with a lively entrance.

"Buneary!"

"Eevee!"

I smiled. "Shine use Shadow Ball, straight up!" I ordered while pointing upward. Shine complied and shot a pretty good sized Shadow Ball into the air. "Good! Now Chance, use Ice Beam on the Shadow Ball!" I cheered. Chance froze the Shadow Ball in ice. The ice gave off a purple light. "Perfect! Alright, Chance use Dizzy Punch! Shine use Iron Tail!" They jumped into the air and started attacking the Shadow Ice, as I would call it. Once they landed, the Shadow Ice burst into purple and white snowflakes. I twirled up to them and we all curtsied as soon as they climbed onto my shoulders. Shimmer clapped happily.

"Awesome! That was really awesome!" She cheered. I smiled. I heard a louder clapping. I looked over to the door and saw Michael applauding. My face twisted into a glare.

"That was beautiful." He complimented. He walked up to me. "Look, I'm sorry for what I did. I was just nervous and everything. And..." He leaned downward, considering he was taller than me. Shine and Chance suddenly hopped off of my shoulders. I leaned away from him. He cupped my face in his hands and... He kissed me! Michael actually kissed me! He parted from me and rested his head on mine. "I'm sorry." He looked at me. His eyes were calm and content, mine were...enraged. I raised my hand and slapped him. His head was arched to the side and his eyes were shocked. He held a hand to the spot where my hand had made contact. He looked at me and I looked back at him with angry eyes.

Clair's POV

I was staring out in the window, videoing Michael kiss Bree-chan. Then I remembered something extremely important...

Bree-chan doesn't know the neighborhood tradition...

I watched her slap him then start yelling at him so loudly, I was able to actually HEAR it through this soundproof window!

"ARCEUS DAMNIT MICHAEL, WHY THE ** DID YOU TAKE AWAY MY FIRST KISS?"

I pointed the camera at me to show my bewildered look then pointed it back outside.

"ROB!" I yelled for my bodyguard. He came rushing over, still wearing the ski mask that I just recently decorated with Zelda stickers. I got over spiderman. Hello Legend of Zelda!

"Can you please hold this camera while I go down there and tell Bryee-chan about the neighborood tradition?" I asked politely, and Rob nodded without hesitation.

I ran down o Bree-chans yard and got between her and Michael.

"BREE-CHAN! STOP YELLING FOR ONE SECOND!"

She stopped and glared at me, which made me shiver lightly.

"Michael kissed you because its the Neighborhood tradition! Its called the I'm Sorry kiss! Please don't be mad at him! He didn't mean to make you angry!" I apologized for Michael. He seriously owes me. He got to kiss Bree-chan AND he doesn't get in trouble.

Bree-chan sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Fine, I'll let it off this time. But I swear, if anybody even thinks about kissing me again, you don't even want to GUESS where they'll be heading to." She threatened, glaring at both me and Michael.

We both laughed nervously and took a step back, then I realized that I wasn't a boy and I would never kiss Bree-chan on the lips. Thats gross. Ew. Never. Ever. No. No way in hell. YUCK! FUCK NO!

Bryanna's POV

I watched Clair giving off gaging noises and scrunch up her face, which made me think that something really bad was happening.

I went inside and got a cup of sprite. I came back out to see she was still making gagging noises and a weird face. I walked up to her and tossed the liquid at her. She shrieked.

"AH! SODA IN MY EYES!" I got a cup of water and threw it at her. "That's better." She said while rubbing her her eyes. I smirked. Time for my revenge. I walked up to Michael and took his hand. He blushed. I placed the cup in his hand and walked a few feet away. Clair stopped and opened her eyes. "WHO DID THAT!" She demanded.

"I tried to stop him Clair-Chan, but as you can tell from the cup in his hand, Michael did it." I said in a sweet voice. Michael's eyes widened. He looked at me.

"WHAT!" He shouted at me. I winked at him. He blushed with a face that said 'I don't believe this!' "Clair I swear I didn't!" Clair growled at him.

"DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID! YOU ARE IN SOOO MUCH TROUBLE!" She began to chase him around. Over the sound of Michael screaming, you could hear me laughing. I decided to let all my Pokemon watch.

"Come on out and watch the show!" Cheese, Shine, Neptune, Shimmer and Chance came out of their Poke balls. Cheese looked around.

"What about our new friend, Bryanna-mama?" She asked while pointing at a specific poke ball on my necklace. I blinked.

"What are you talking about?" I clipped the poke ball off and made it bigger before making it bigger. Out came the cutest Zorua I ever saw! "When did I catch this cutie pie!" I picked it up. "Bark twice if you're a girl, once for a boy." Zorua barked twice. "Wow, girl Zoruas are mega rare!" I hugged her and she licked my face. I looked at the two people running around my backyard. "HEY!" I shouted. They stopped.

"WHAT?" Clair demanded. I hugged my Zorua and nuzzled her as I asked a question.

"When did I catch this cutie?" I asked. They sweatdropped.

"She really doesn't remember anything from the caffeine rush?" Clair asked. Michael chuckled nervously and nodded.

"You used Cheese to catch it, earlier." He answered. I nodded.

"I don't remember that... Carry on!" They continued to run and chase. I plopped onto the floor. "What should I call you?" I looked to my pokemon for ideas. They all shrugged. "Hmm... Zorua is the Tricky fox pokemon... Tricky, tricky... Trixie! I'll call you Trixie! Like that name?" Trixie smiled. "Alright, Trixie, welcome to the family!" We watched Clair and Michael until it got boring and I decided to throw a rock at him, I squared him right in the head and knocked him out. "Nice." I smirked.

Clair's POV

Wow. That was a good throw. I wonder if Bryanna's a pitcher...

"I know that look. You're thinking of something really stupid." Bree-chan said, walking towards me with a frown. I thought she was just smirking a few seconds ago.

"No I'm not! I'm thinking of something pretty cool actually. You'd make a good pitcher, by the way."

"Why thank you, I know." Bree-chan said, sticking her chest out proudly. "What about you?"

"I'm already the Ace on a baseball team." I said, shifting my weight to one foot.

Bree-chan walked over to a nearby tree and picked up a stick.

"What are you going to do with that? Pretend to be a batter?"

She smirked. "Nope! I'm gonna poke Michael with it!"

I sweatdropped and laughed half-heartidly. "Thats kind of weird, Bree-chan."

"Yeah. I know." Bree-chan said while she began to poke Michael with a stick. I sweatdropped at her. She looked at me and smiled. "I'm a weird kid. When things are knocked out, I'll poke it with something. A stick, a pipe, a tree branch. Anything in reach really. It's just how I am." I sweatdropped at her again. She smiled. "Hey, you know how I told you I wanted to be a veterinarian when I'm older?" She asked. I nodded.

"Yeah. What of it?" I replied to her.

"Well... I changed my mind." She said suddenly. "I wanna be an animal cop. You know, to help stop animal cruelty! It's like a Pokemon Ranger, you know, like Emmy-Chan and Mikey-Chan!" She chimed.

I blinked. "Like Emerald and Michael?" She nodded.

"Yeah! The only difference is that I'm talking about animals instead of Pokemon! I like to film Ranger Missions, not be part of them." I smiled at her.

"So why do you wanna be an animal cop?" I asked. She continued poking as she frowned.

"I just can't stand the fact that there are so many people who abuse animals! They are living and breathing creatures with feelings! Just like you and me!" I noticed how she was starting to get aggressive as she was poking the unconscious Michael.

"Um... Bree-chan?" I said.

"But those people don't give a damn about what they do those poor animals, so they just go ahead and beat them! Or starve them! Or tie them up! Or put collars around their neck that embed themselves into that poor animal's skin! Or not bathe them! OR FUCKING KILL THEM WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT, OR THE SLIGHTEST GUILT!" She hit Michael with the stick right on the stomach and he snapped up.

"OW! SWEET MOTHER OF DARKRAI THAT HURT!" He shouted. Bree-chan was panting before she held a hand to her mouth.

"Oh my gosh, Mikey-Chan I'm so sorry!" She apologized while bowing. She stood straight. "But actually... it does make me feel better..." She began to beat Michael with the stick.

"Ah! Ow! What did I do! OW! OOWW!" Michael shouted in pain. I cringed with each sound of the stick making contact. Each time she seemed to be hitting him harder.

"STUPID! ANIMAL! CRUELTY! I! WILL! KILL! IT!" She shouted. I hid behind the tree as I watched. Who knows, she might go after me next!

Michaels POV

What the hell? What did I do? I did nothing! Other than kissing Bryanna, buts thats besides the point! What did I do to deserve being beaten with a stick? It fucking HURTS!

"Bree-chan, you should stop. You know...he has the right to sue you now." Clair said, sweatdropping at Bryanna's baffled expression.

"WHAT? Wait...Michael wouldn't do that to me! Isn't that right Michael?"

I gave her an unamused expression. "Not sure, let me think about it." I said sarcastically, but it turns out Bryanna took it to heart.

"WHAT? You'd actually SUE ME?" She yelled, going back to a nearby tree and breaking a giant tree branch from it.

"Clair, let me show you how good of a batter I am." She said, smirking evilly. I gulped in fear. She's going to KILL ME!

"Bryanna! Stop!" Clair yelled seriously. Of course it was serious... She actually called Bryanna BRYANNA! Not Bree-chan! Thats...wow. Thats weirder than calling her Bree, like Clair would do when she's mad.

Bryanna dropped the branch in shock. "Did...did you just call me Bryanna?" She asked in utter confusion. I'm not surprised. Clair must be even more mad than furious...

"Bryanna, I've had enough of the aggressiveness. Michael was being sarcastic, he didn't actually mean that he'd sue you if he had the chance. And if he did mean that, I wouldn't go over to a tree to beat him repetitively with a tree branch. Its gives him more right to sue you." Wow...She's actually saying something pretty smart... Kind of...

Bryanna held her head down. "Sorry Clair, I'm just still kind of angry about the animal cruelty thing."

"Sorry's not gonna cut it." Okay, I have a feeling that its going to take A LOT to calm down Clair for the next show...

"Uh, Clair, its okay. Bryanna is just being herself, is all." I said, getting up and dusting off my ranger uniform.

Clair turned to me then sighed. "Fine, but I swear, if I see a fight coming between you two again, I will be making a new show event and neither of you are going to like it." She said dangerously. You know, Clair seems to have multiple personalities...D.I.D? No...All her personalities would have different names if she had D.I.D...And accents...Oh well, who cares?

Clairs P.O.V

I sighed in frustration. Really, I've had enough fighting for one day. Actually, for a weak. I got in a huge fight with my mum recently and I a not talking to her...And its weird because my dads in a totally different country so I have no one to talk to but my friends at the studio...and they dont come over during the night so...yeah, I wish they did.

"Guys, I'll be at the studio. Its getting dark and I promised Kobi that I'd make a non-sugar cake with her. I dont trust my mum with cooking...She's good at it but she can burn down the kitchen when it comes to baking."

Bryanna nodded in understanding. "Yeah, I remember. That day when I visited at night... Wow..." She shuddered at the memory. Yep. It was that scary.

Bryannas P.O.V

After shaking that awful memory, I decided to help Clair-chan with the baking. We made a really good strawberry shortcake! I gave Mikey-chan a piece in order to apologize without actually having to say it! We all went our separate ways and were all looking forward to the show tomorro