okay, this is the first official total drama parody i wrote. This chapter will be a little short becaus it's only ment to introduce the charcters. The chapter is seperated in groups to make it more easy to read, hope you guys like it.
SEASON ONE: Survival Island "Not So Much Paradise" *short introduction Episode* Ep one.
... Tall pine trees are shown in the deep forest of California on an extreamly hot summer day. torward the bottom a large RV is shown with a camrea crew hopping out and getting ready to film, a male with a after shadow comes off the RV dressed in a buttoned shirt and a fishing vest with shorts, sandels, and a cap hat.
"camera's rolling?" he asks as the camera signals. "okay good.." he contiues, "welcome to a all new reality TV show! Survival island, soon you'll meet up with eighteen random teenagers which will be tricked and caught into a survival of the fittest competition! eight girls and ten guys will all be split into two teams and be forced to go upstream to an abandond summer camp, and face many harsh, difficult, humiliating, and unforgiving challenges in order to win immunity, the team with immunity will be safe from elimination, while the losing team will be sent to a bomb fire ceremony and vote off one of thier own! the person with the most votes against them would be eliminated from the competition and sent to the dock and get the boot... litteratly!"
a large wooden boot is shown with a crank, that suddently tiggers and harshly kicks a test dummy into the sky breaking off it's head. the head of the test dummy lands near the interns feet who gives a thumbs up. "ehh... seems safe enough." the intern says as he writes down on a note pad.
The host walks up off the side, "the eliminations will continue each week until the merge! which means the half way point of the competition. once there is only nine people left there would be no more teams and everyone would be left to face the elements by themselves. it's everyone against everyone! they will compete for an immunity, were this time only one person gets immunity while everyone else is in danger of getting eliminated, this will also continue untill the final two, the last two people standing will compete against eachother in the most painful challenge of the season! the person that can endure the most and make it through would win ONE... MILLION DOLLARS! the loser.. gets crap along with the rest of the major sucky losers of the show... everything clearly explaind on the ways of this wonderfully totally 'safe' show?" the host says with a grin as the camera nods.
"good!" the host exclaims. "i'm you're host Jeff! and we will let the show begin... NOW!" .. *theme song opening*
a large bus is shown running down a large road in the middle of the forest, a chipmunk runs across the street quickly only to get ran over by the bus, inside the bus a old brutle looking English man is shown with a bunch of teens at the back seats talking loudly as he tries to drown out the sound. "buh... i don't get paid enough to do this job..." he says in misory.
"like, were are we going!" a girl dressed in a pink floral sleeved tube top and small pink shorts complains at the back, she pulls her overly large pink sunglasses over her head extanging a pissed look at him as the driver scrowls at her. "shut the hell up you spoild little brat! you think i wanted to do this job of kidnapping you bunch of little disasters!" he snaps as all eighteen teenagers at the back turn quiet and look up at him with huge eyes.
"uhh... what did he say?" a male in a orange shirt torward the back asks as the driver laughs nervously. "just dont worry about it... kids. you'll all know soon." a fat male in the back leans torward a female wharing a blue tank top, torn shorts, and heald sandels. "you think he's a pedo or something?" he asks nervously as she exchanges a creeped look.
"i have no idea... maybe." she says. Suddenly the bus stops at a road near a RV. Jeff walks up to the bus. "got the competitors Ollie?" he asks as the driver hops off the bus. "yep.." he replies. "these annoying little brats are all you're problem now." Olllie says as he walks off. Jeff opends the door to the bus. "WERE ARE WE!" the girl in pink snaps once again. "chill out little lady, you kids know what your all doing here?" the host asks as everyone in the bus look at him blankly.
"aren't we supposed to go to some camp for behavior issues.." a punk replies as the host smirks. "you guys WERE.. but we had something else in mind.. you guys ever watched Survivor?" Jeff asks as no one replies. "uh... what about Total Drama Island?" the host asks once again only to get no reply. "YOU KIDS ARE ON A REALITY SHOW!" he snaps. "oohhh!" "aahhh!" "whats a reality show?" he gets as replies from inside the bus.
"okay, i need a small group of you kids to come out the bus at a time, and introduce yourself to the camera. this is how the fan base will work for you guys, letting everyone know who you are, and what you do.. and letting everyone get a chance to know your name. once i call you guys according to seat order you come up, say you're name, and talk about what you are.. and all that worthless crap i was orderd to tell you guys by some under paid producers." he says pointing torward the camera crew. "anyway.. i need you two people on the front seat to come up." he orders.
the girl in the small pink floral tube top and shorts comes walking down the bus waving and blowing kisses to the camera. "okay.. whats you're name darling?" the host asks. "HAI! well like, i'm Christy." she says in a annoying pepy girl's voice. "and like what i like to do is like, tan and make myself pretty. like oh mai gawd! and i like to be what some people concider a little evil brat but in reality i'm just being me. so if people dont like it it's totally tough on them." the host rolls his eyes,
"boring." he interups as he grabs her by the arm and tosses her out the bus as she lets out a squill and falls to the ground having the flower in her hair spin in the air and falls along with her. "NEXT!" he shouts as a bummy looking guy comes up dressed in a beater having shaggy hair, a beanie with orange lava print, and baggy jeans with sandels.
"sup dude!" he greets as the host shakes hands with him. "welcome to the show man.. now introduce yourself to the camera." the teen shrugs, "hi i'm Cheld.." he says. "uh... anything else?" the host says impatintly. Cheld scratches his head. "well... imma stoner." he says as Jeff gives him a glazed look. "perfect.." jeff says sarcastically as Cheld steps off the bus.
"okay up next..." the host continues as a hispanic female dressed in high water orange shorts with a belt strap through it and a micro red tank top with red heels and curly brunette hair comes off the bus twiching and waves as her eyes spring open and dart from side to side. "hi.. i'm Vannessa and.. and. and." she starts to flinch her head and slaps her side. "sorry. anyway i'm Vannessa.. WAIT! i said... what? oH! i said that." the host looks at her with huge confused eyes, "so." she begins then stops herself as her eye twiches.
"HI! .. hello there. i'm Vannessa and i am NOT crazy, i just forgot my crazy pills. OOPS! no i'm not crazy or anything! i just forgot the pills that make me normal... OOPS!" she face palms as the host backs away. "i think we should move on.." Jeff says as Vannessa nervously chuckels and walks off the bus. another Female dressed in high water Khakies with a belt and a small light green striped tube top with shoulder lenghed red hair having a purple flower and red heeled sandels comes off the bus lifting her arms up. "greeting mother earth god! and all her glory!" she shouts as Jeff sighs. "great.. another weirdo." he says as the girl flips her hair.
"i am Molly! and i am one with nature, nature is all within us all! if we do not learn to change our ways our earth will be no more! i speak for all of nature for i am..." the host interrupts her and throws her off the side as she screams and thumps on the floor. suddenly a large african american male dressed in a green jacket with a back hat and jeans with polished white shoes comes off the buss. "okay... dosnt look like a socially awkward person so far, introduce yourself on the show." the host says as the guy walks off the bus.
"hey yo, i'm JayJay!" he shakes hands with Jeff, "anything you wanna tell the camrea about yourself?" the host adds. "well i like to rap yo. and i do some pretty good beat boxin'! back in high school i did the main sound effects for most of the music playes and dance clubs!" he exclaims as the host smirks. "so far the only contestant i like.." Jeff says to the camera as JayJay walks off. suddenly a blonde female with wavy shoulder lenghed hair dressed in a small red tank top, small buttoned shorts with a small red scarf and red flip flops with a large amount of braclets comes off the bus squilling and clapping.
"EEEEEEE! like HELLO! i'm Stacie! and like, i totally like to be all pepy and stuff! i do design clothing and i even do make up!" she pulls out a huge make up pannel from her top and opens it up with diffrent colors as the host looks sprung. "so like, there is many diffrent colors like, brown, black, white, smelly strawberry, yellow, light yellow, dark yellow, someting went wong yellow, jersy shore orange, oops my fake tan messed up orange, and KFC dark!" Stacie exclaims.
"thats nice to hear.. really it is." the host says sarcasitcally. "anyway we have to move on to more important people so get the hell out of my way." Jeff snaps as Stacie awkwardly walks off. "okay.. up next we have.." the host begins as a male dressed in a blue and white striped V neck and skinny jeans with orange hair and sandels comes off the bus, "hey!' he greets.
"okay... i'm Richard, i come from a typical rich white family, they also own a yatch, my dad won my mom over with a huge diamond ring even tho he never really loved her... OH and my mom never really loved him either and mainly married him for the money, but thats another diffrent story... a really long one." he says with the same smiling expression.
"but somehow they still made me, and my dad likes to call me his favorite little mistake so... i'm guessing they were drunk? i dont know." Richard awkwardly stands there twiddling his fingers. "uhh.." Jeff glares at him. "thats good to know dude. okay, NEXT!" he shouves Richard away as a male dressed in a orange shirt with a Dolphin syombol on it with shorts and sandels comes off. "okay introduce yourself pale." Jeff says as the guy comes off the bus.
"AYE MATE! i'm Jake, i came from sydne Australia, aye worked on a lot of nature reserves and even got to work with manay' kangaroos! it's really unbelivable how smart they actually are for these large versions of rabbits!" he says in his thick accent as the host looks a bit irritated by it.
"okay... so your a nature freak?" Jeff asks as Jake shakes his head, "nah mate, i just love a lot of animals, especially water creatures." he sniffs the air heavily, "just like i thought California would smell like.. there's too many tini boper girls here. it makes the state look really trashy." he walks off the bus as Jeff awkwardly looks at the camera man. "whats a tini boper... what the heck is that..." Jeff says as the camera man laughs.. "it's thier way of saying.." "evermind i get it." Jeff buds in cutting off the camera man. Another meaner looking male comes off the bus dressed in a buttoned green shirt with shorts and sandels having black socks underneath.
"hello sir!" Jeff greets as the teen scoffs. "i came to introduce myself to the show, not have a boring chat with the host." he snaps as Jeff glares at him with a irritated look. "i'm Donny, i didn't come from California, i'm from Tennisee and NO i'm not a typical hillbilly so don't start putting stareotypes on me!" he snaps as the host nods pretending to care but clearly uninterested on Donny's speech.
"good for you, i'm happy you found you're dog. okay next!" Jeff calls out as Donny looks puzzled. "wait what?" Donny snaps as Jeff shoves him aside. A female dressed in a small blue tank top, small torn shorts with a belt through it, high heeled sandels with high straps, and large baby blue sun glasses comes off the bus with a stuck up look. "okay young lady, inroduce yourself to the show!" the girl scoffs. "okay, i'm Sabrina, and if you wanna know more about me just watch me during the show... like duh." she walks off as Jeff shrugs.
"not the worst introduction..." he says. A Hispanic Male comes torward the steps of the bus. "okay young man, introduce yourself to the camera to get you started off." Jeff says. The teen smirks, "hola! i'm Blake, came from Cancoon Mexico. i do have a way with ladies, which i think would be my advantage in the competition.." "wait!" the host cuts in, "you're like Alejandro? .. great! that should bring some drama in the show." Jeff says with a wink to the camera as Blake looks at him awkwardly. "Ale...what?" he says as Jeff raises an eye brow.
"Alejandro? ... never seen any type of reality shows have you.." Jeff asks as Blake steps off the bus. "the only relaity show ive seen was American Idol, the Voice, and big brother... i don't know what type of this show is, but knowing the fact were in the middle of the woodsy forest of California i know it's gonna suck. just saying." Blake says as he walks off. The host darts a look at him. "screw you too..." Jeff says quietly as another male steps off the bus, dressed in a skull black T shirt with white sleves and blue shorts having black vans with pircings and his hair spiked back.
"welcome to the show.." jeff says with no enthusiasem. "introduce yourself to the camera and ...yeah you know ive said this crap enough times for you damn kids to get the hint. just go on." he snaps as the teen smirks. "sup, i'm Josh... i was supposed to get on this bus to be driven to community service since i was caught tagging on the walls back in school. but instead i'm gonna be on a show, so thats pretty cool." Josh avoids eye contact with the host as he walks on with the camera following him. "if you guys wanna know more about me, then you know. if you watch the show as it goes along you'll pretty much get an idea of who and what i am, i'm not gonna sit here telling you guys my life story or anything." Josh smart mouths as he walks off torward the back.
"no comment.. or anything?" Jeff asks as Josh rolls his eyes. "i will win this competiton. theres you're comment." Josh replies as Jeff shakes his head. "next!" he snaps as a attractive African American female comes off the bus dressed in a colorful blouse and skinny jeans with fur boots. "HEY YA'LL NAONKA IN DA HOUSE!" she shouts as she hops off the bus to the host.
"mhmmm ya'll know imma be the biggest asset of the show, and AINT NO WHITE GIRL gonna win this year! i aint racist but in every relaity TV show a white girl gotta win! i mean common, well imma change that yall cuz youz' all looking at the soon to be winner of... what's this show called?" she says blankly. "survival island.." Jeff says sounding a bit irritated, "SURVIVA' ISLAND!" she exclaims as she walks off torward the back to meet up with the others.
soon after Naonka's appearance a skinny small male comes off the bus dressed in a orange hoody and cap with yellow track shorts and brown shoes with high pulled socks and glasses.
"hey!" shouts the nerd as he walks up almost snorting. "i'm Conner! and i came from Renews High school, i stay after school like all the time to get extra credit even though i'm way above my ability!" the host rubs his head. "does each kid have to be more abnormal than the next.." jeff says to himself as Conner takes out a asma enhailor.
"sorry i have asma, which is why i cant participate in many extreme challenges such as walking, running, anything that has to do with moving, or swimming, and even talking to much like i'm doing now... *GASP*" he uses the enhalior quickly to catch his breath then looks more calm and relived. "how are you supposed to compete in the competiton if you cant do anything!" Jeff snaps as Conner shrugs. "if my teammates need help with mathmatical issues, or scientific issues i'll gladly help! back in school i~"
Jeff shoves him out the camera becomming bored with Conners speach. suddenty a strange shadow Appears, a large humpback looking dark figure with a spatula and a creepy somborrow hat is shown. torward the dark entrance mean looking eyes pirce out. and a large african american old man comes off the bus dressed in a gray vest with brown khakies and greay boots. "not exactly a teenager.. i guess we can squeeze a senior citezen into the show." jeff says as the old man plays with his ear. "WHAT WAS THAT? mah' hearing aid wasn't on sonny! repeat that please?" says the older gentleman.
"nevermind." the host goes on, "just introduce yourself to the camera." the older man throws the spatula which hits Vannessa on the face knocking her out. "i'm Ronny! but ya'll can call me Chef Ratchet!. i worked in the culonary arts since i was a young small nerd, i grown up to be the mean crabby ol' man i am today. AND NONE OF YA'LL SHOULD MAKE ME ANGRY! i got mahself' a spatula and i ain't afraid to use it!" he looks at his arms and panics.
"alright... which one of ya'll little bastards took mah spatula!" he snaps as John, Jake, Molly, and Cheld extange looks. "oh crap! it's alredy four thirty AM it's passed mah bed time!" Chef Ratchet exclaims as he tries to make a slow run for it back in the bus but falls back passing out. "i'm not sure if he fell asleep or died... so i think some of you guys should keep an eye on him." Jeff says as interns come to Chef Ratchet's aid. "okay anyone next?" Jeff says.
a Goth looking female dressed in a gray hoody with goth symbols, dark jeans, black vans, and dark hair with exreamly pale skin and black lip stick, she has a hostile pose as she walks off the bus. "hello there! just introduce yourself and we can move on" the host says with a cheesy smile as the goth teen glares at him. "names Jayde." she says as she starts to walk off. "anything else you wanna add?" Jeff asks as Jayde rolls her eyes. "no." she snaps as she walks off.
"well.. anyway up next we have. this lady." the host continues as a slightly over weight hispanic female comes off the bus dressed in a light colored blouse with stripes and a logo reading "ghetto gurl" with light green tights and boots comes off with a hand on her hip and swaying her arms. "yeah, hi! i'm Estephanie! i like to go to school and stuff to like, hang out with mah friends, but i don't like to learn anything cuz when i grow up i ain't doing anything good with mah' life anyway." she says as she walks down the bus. "so.. no future?" Jeff asks as Estephanie laughs. "future? what kinda' loser thinks about the future! when i grow up imma be rich and famous because i want to be!"
Jeff raises an eye brow. "don't you need to learn in school and get a good career to become famous..." Jeff says as Estephanie looks up in the sky. "huh? what?" she says as Jeff rolls his eyes. "MOVING ON." he says as he throws Estephanie off the bus starts to shake dramatically and move up and down as the tiers of the bus give out, a huge fat male dressed in a large T shirt with a hamburger printed on it and shorts with white shoes and red hair tries to fit through the door but gets stuck. "uh.. a little help here!" he says with a nervous grin as all the contestants, interns, and camera crew desperatly pull on his arms and yank him out causing him to fall out harshly as everyone falls back. the fat teen rolls on the ground torward Josh who freaks out and hops up.
"OH CRAP IMMA DIE!" he shouts as he runs off yelling. The fat teen rolls on the ground trying to get up leaving cracks behind in the road and finnaly gets himself to sit up. "MAN! the biggest work out i ever had!" he exclaims as the host looks at him in disgust. "okay, . since your the last person being intrduced make it fast." the fat guy chuckles.
"HI! i'm Greg! i like to eat, and OH i also like to eat, i eat anything given to me, i'm not fat by the way! i'm just REALLY EXTREAMLY heavy boned. OH did i mention i like to eat and drink fat huge milkshakes? AND i like to eat... i'm hungry." he says as Naonka, Estephanie, Chef Ratchet, and Jayde look at him with huge eyes. "that's just...sad." Jayde remarks. "and that was Greg for you.." the host says. "anyway since we have all eitheen teenagers and, scratch that. seventeen teenagers and a old man on the show i'll now take a group picture for the season so everyone get in position!" everyone walks up infront of the now broken down bus except Chef Ratchet who falls asleep and gets dragged near the bus.
They all pose as Jeff takes out a camera and snaps the season picture. "perfect! the most awful season picture tooken in history!" Jeff shouts as the contestants glare at him with pissed looks. "okay, the games don't start untill tomorrow so fell free to roam around in the woods and get to know each other but dont roam too far! if any of you get killed or lost it's not my problem, so just giving you guys a warning. tomarrow you'll all need you're best swim whare, we'll start to canoo race down a large lake to get you guys to the abandond summer camp so for tonight you'll all have to sleep in the bus!" Jeff says as the contestants moan and groan.
"you have GOT to be kidding!" Blake snaps as Christy scoffs. "i'm way too pretty to be stuffed in a smelly old bus surrounded by losers!" she yells. "too bad." the host says as he walks off with the camera crew. Molly, Stacie, Josh, Christy, and Richard all take a walk up the road as Sabrina sits on the hood of the RV with Jayjay and Jayde standing off the side. "soo.." JayJay begins. "you girls like to dance?" Sabrina ignores him as Jayde scoffs. "no." Jayde snaps as JayJay stands there looking irritated. "nice to know it's easy to relate to people here." he says sarcastically as he walks off. meanwhile Molly, Stacie, Josh, Christy, and Richard are shown walking down the road talking.
"hey, you dorks ever tried to find road kill and set it on fire? it's actually pretty fun." Josh says as Molly gasps. "that is not amazing! mother earth god and her daughter mother eggle brain fart would be hightly disappointed in you! creatures that die must be respected! you disgust me!" Molly shouts with over dramatic tears in her eyes. "chill out freak, it's alredy dead!" Richard buds in as Josh nods. "ever heard of mental therapy Molly?" Josh asks as Molly looks insulted.
"i swear by father long wood tree that you shall be cursed apond many moons!" Molly snaps as Josh cracks up. "WHATS SO FUNNY!" Molly yells. "she's like the worst hippy i ever seen." Christy remarks. "i am not a hippy!" Molly snaps. "i am the speaker of nature! something everyone takes for granted!" Josh rolls his eyes "*cough* HIPPY." he mocks. they finnaly stumble apond a dead opossum in the middle of the road as Stacie and Christy shriek and flinch back.
"thats what i'm talking about! someone give me a few sticks!" Josh calls out as Molly freaks out and throws herself on the floor twiching. "NOO! LEAVE THIS INNOCENT CREATURE ALONE!" she screams as Christy scoffs. "okay, i seriously had enough! you are all weirdos and losers with a capital L." Christy snaps as she walks off the other direction.
"bye honey! i'll meet you in the back of the bus later on tonight, maybe we can make out!" Josh mocks with a wink as Christy gives him a mean look. "in you're dreams you filthy dog!" she snaps as she continues walking on. Richard comes back with a few sticks and hands them to Josh as Stacie gets unconfertable. "this is like so totally gross Joey! i think imma head off too." she backs away as Josh raises an eye brow. "Joey? my names Josh retard. and okay, bye!" he says with no sympathy torward her. he starts to rub the sticks together to catch fire as Molly spazes out.
"STOP!" she yells. "i swear Josh! if you even think about catching this Opossom on fire mother eggle brain fart shall curse you ten folds!" Molly shrieks as Josh ignores her. "oh, i'm totally scared of a few made up spirits some mentally derranged idiot made up in her mind!" Josh mocks as Molly scoffs. "they are not made up! i worshiped and learnd about these spirits in a hippy clan!" she remarks as Richard and Josh laugh. "so you ARE a hippy!" Richard exlaims as Molly's eyes widen.
"what! NO! i'm just a vegan that happens to like and respect the values of what you guys consider hippies!" she shouts. "that's the same thing as being a hippy darling." Josh says as he finnaly makes fire with the sticks and throws them onto the dead opossom. "you guys are sick! this poor creature was ment to be burried not burned! oh curse you! mother eggle brain fart is totally not going to be happy with you Josh!" Molly snaps as Josh and Richard block her out.
"now excuse me, i'm going to do something GOOD with my time and try to plant a lot of trees!" Molly scoffs as she walks off. Back torward the bus Stacie and Christy arrive to see Jayde and Sabrina. "are you guys the only ones here?" Christy asks as Sabrina scrowls at her, "well do you SEE anyone else around here?" Sanbrina snaps. Christy begins to fan herself. "UGH it's hoooot!" she complains as Jayde gives her a glased look.
"your complaining? yeah it's hot. But your hardly wearing any clothes, I'm the one with a dark hoodie and jeans on and you dont see ME complaining do you?" she says as Christy rolls her eyes at her. "shut up goth poser wanna be! i dont think i asked for you're opinion." Jayde raises and eye brow as Blake walks up, "you ladies okay? you all look tence.." he says as Jayde raises a hand at him. "just stay out of it." Jayde warns as Stacie gasps.
"like, oh em gee Jacky! you're face is so totally freakishly pale! dont worry i can fix that!" Stacie says as she pulls out her make up pannel, "okay like over here i have the pale make up, this ones called the goth, emo poser wanna be. it totally suits you! wanna try it!" she says with a perky smile not pourpously trying to offend Jayde. "MY NAMES JAYDE! and i have a better idea!" Jayde snaps.
"what about i grab that make up pannel of you'res and shouve it all over you're face! making the retarted annoying peppy idiot you alredy are!" she shouts as Stacie looks confused. " i dunno... i don't think i have that in here.." Stacie says as she looks into the pannel. Jayde face palms. "she might be a little off in her head... you know, a typicall blonde. just let it go." Blake says as Jayde grinches her teeth, .. *time elaps* the sun starts to go down as the sky becomes a dark purple color and the forest darkens. All the contestance are shown walking into the bus as jeff meets up with them.
"okay everyone! get lots of sleep, tomarrow ya'll are going to be canoe racing to the little deserted island! and dont worry there's plenty of sucky showers out there for each one of you." the host says as Jake sighs. "where's the truck you promised will come at?" Jake asks as Jeff shrugs. "it's going to be comming down soon, with deorderent and toothbrushes so you'll all make it through the morning. and hope thoes seats you guys are sitting in are confertable cuz' that's were you will all be sleeping!" jeff mocks as everyone groans. "these things dont even support you're back!" Richard snaps.
"it smells in here!" Christy whines, "AND the seats aren't even soft enogh to carve into!" Josh says. "gosh.. Ollie was right, you kids really are annoying." Jeff resigns. "anyway today i'll split you guys into teams for tomorrow, when i call you're name you are officially on team Killer Blue Jays! okay Christy!..Vannessa!.. JayJay!..Richard!...Donny!...Blake!... Naonka!...Chef Ratchet!... Estephanie! you are all now team killer blue jays!"
he pulls out a flag from the front seat and tosses it to JayJay who's sitting up front. "AND! on team darting cichlids... we have.. Cheld!...Molly!...Stacie!.. Jake!... Sabrina!...Josh!..Conner!... Jayde!... and Greg!" the host announces as he grabs another flag from the front seat of the bus and throws it to Josh who sits upfront. "i wanna swich teams." Cheld says suddently. "and...why?" Jeff asks as Cheld sighs. "i dunno. i just dont like mine." Cheld says as Jeff shakes his head.
"sorry . no one will be able to swich teams all season." Molly gasps. "like oh em gee! your a stoner! so am i!" she exclaims. "good. good. a couple of pot head losers, now moving on with the show... since everyone here is sixteen you should all beable to make your own choises, that means risk making alliances, betrail, and even start drama. you kids are at a age that is shock full of reality TV show material! thats why we picked the most weird! strange! messed up! and brutle kids to kidnap and forced to do the show! since none of you auditiond and your family must be extreamly worried, so we sent out a truck to send them all letters back home to let them know thier little mistakes are all safe!" the host says.
the truck sending the letters is shown offset crashing into a lake. "anyway," the host continues. "that wraps up todays episode! join us next time on survival island!" he reaches his arms out beholding the Contestants. Chef Ratchet falls off a chair as he sleeps knocked cold on the ground...