How do I even begin to explain Erza Scarlet?
Lucy: Erza Scarlet is flawless!
Gray: She has two Heart Kreuz swords, and a silver Magic Four Wheel Vehicle.
Natsu: I hear she goes on jobs worth 100,000 jewel!
Lisanna: I hear she does armor commercials... IN EDOLAS.
Levy: Her favorate book is Fifty Shades of Blue.
Meldy: One time, she met Jellal Fernandez in a tower...
Ultear: And he told her she was pretty!
Evergreen: One time, she punched me in the face... It was awesome!
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