*BRITTANY'S POV*
"No way! Hiei would kick Kurama's ass!" My friend, Marise, said to me as we walked down the street.
"No way in hell! Kurama would just make Hiei loose his cool, then strike while he's becoming reckless due to anger." I countered.
"Hiei is better." she replied.
"Hiei is pretty cool, but Kurama is - HOLY CRAP!" I screamed as a car narrowly missed us. "Geez, where'd that guy get hi license?" I questioned, my heart beating rapidly. "God...."
"Well, I gotta go this way, so bye." Marise said as she turned to leave.
"Parting is such sweet sorrow...." I said, dramatically.
"What?"
"Haha, we're doing Romeo and Juliet in English." I said, laughing slightly.
"Haha, nice. See ya round." She said, waving.
"Hey, don't get hit by any cars or anything." I warned.
"Ha! As if! You're the one who has to be careful." She laughed.
"Whatever. Bye, Marise! See ya."
"Yeah, see you tomorrow."
~10 minutes later~
"Oh, wait. I need to give Marise back her movie. I totally forgot." I though as I jogged in the direction she went. "Hm? What's going on? There's a crowd." I murmured, pushing past people. Then I saw something from the corner of my eye. Black spikes...... red hair? Odd.....
I was now at the front of the crowd. I looked down and froze. Everything stopped. "Marise..... damn it.... DAMMIT MARISE! I SAID DON'T GET HIT BY A CAR!!!" I yelled at the body laid on the ground in front of me. "I'm gonna kill you if you die on me!"
I looked up at the crowd that was just staring. "You freaking morons! Call 911 already!" I shouted. A bunch of people rushed to comply. "You!" I said, pointing an accusing finger at the driver. "Get your ass back in the car, and step on the gas so I can go kick her ass for dying on me!"
"Uhm, I don't think that would be wise."
"Stupid girl...."
My eyes went wide at the voices. I turned around, and looked at the driver again. "Hurry! Do it! Before I go entirely insane! Well, it's either that, or people with perfect cosplay are concerned-"
"I'm not concerned, stupid girl! And 'cosplay'?"
"It's a popular pastime among otakus around the world which is-" 'Kurama' started.
"-about my life!" I finished after being interrupted by 'Hiei' and not letting 'Kurama' finish.
"I told you, I couldn't care less!" 'Hiei' shouted at me.
"Okay, Anime North was a week ago, you freaks! And in TORONTO, not WHITBY!" I began to rant at 'Hiei'. "Now go away!" I turned on the driver. "And YOU! Ass in the car NOW!"
But before anything could happen 'Kurama' picked me up and began to carry me away. "You're dangerous to be left alone..." he said calmly.
"Put me down! Ahhhhh! Help! I'm being kidnapped by hot..... er.... never mind! I'm being kidnapped! HELP!" I screamed, while kicking my legs. I looked over and saw 'Hiei' pick up Marise's body with a grunt. "Dammit! Out-of-grave robbing! Let Marise and me go!"
"I'm afraid we can't do that." 'Kurama said. I looked behind him and my eyes went wide.
"Botan? Yusuke? Kuwabaka?" I said, shocked. "Yeah.... I'm crazy.....I've freaking SNAPPED!" Everyone looked at me and might as well have done a facepalm. And I continued to scream. "SEE MARISE?! YOU MADE ME CRAZY! ARGGGGGGGGG!"
"Can we just shut her up?!" 'Hiei' said, glaring at me.
"NO!" I yelled. "Suffer kidnapping PUNISHMENT! And OUT-OF-GRAVE ROBBING!" I took a huge intake of breath and: "Oh my word, this tune is annoying! Yes, my God, its really annoying! I can't get this song out of my he-eeead! Oh, my God, its really annoying! I've gotta go to work in the morning! Now I'll be humming this tune in my be-eeeed! OH!"
~40 minutes later~
Hiei twitched.
"Oh, my word this tune is annoyiiiiiiiiiiing!"
"SHUT UP!" My captors screamed at me.
"No." I said flatly. "Oh! Its a..... BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! ITS A...... OH!"
~30 minutes later~
"Oh! SNAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAKE! IT'S A SNAKE! Oh, it's a snake.... it's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM! MUSHRO-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" 'Hiei' yelled, twitching and almost dropping Marise. "IF YOU DON'T I SWEAR-"
"You'll what, kill me? You wouldn't do that. After all, you went through the trouble of finding me right? And if you wanted me dead, you would have let the car kill me, correct?" I stated totally calm.
"Tch!" was 'Hiei's reply.
"So I AM right." I said with a smirk playing on my lips. "If that's the case, then: This is the song that never ends! It just goes on and on, my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it does! And they'll continue singing it forever just because; this is the song that never ends......"
~50 minutes later~
"This is.... the song..... that.... never..... endzzzzzz....." I breathed softly on 'Kurama's shoulder, taking the deep breaths of the truly sleeping.
"FINALLY!" 'Yusuke' shouted. Three pairs of hands flew to his mouth, along with a katana at his throat.
"Mmm....." I moaned in my sleep.
"Ha! That was a close on, eh Urameshi!" 'Kuwabara' said loudly, waking me up.
"Nya..... My head hurts..... What was I doing?" I said sleepily. "Oh, I remember! It just goes on and on, my friends!"
"UGH......!" They all moaned. 'Hiei' looked ready to utterly destroy 'Kuwabara'. Not to mention, ME.
~10 minutes later~
"OH, MY EFFING GOD!" I shouted. "The insane asylum looks just like Koenma's place from YuYu Hakusho!"
"Wow, you're right!" I hear from behind me. At that moment I bring my feet up and hit 'Kurama' in the face, then I run over and glomp Marise, who was standing behind me.
"Marise! You're alive! When did that happen?!"
"Umm, I think about halfway through 'the song that never ends' but it's kinda hard to tell...." she replied.
"Well, what do we do now? We've been captured by YuYu Hakusho COSPLAYERS!" I asked.
"Actually, Botan explained everything to me and.....well...."
~Give 15 minutes for explanation~
"So that is actually Kurama and Hiei?" Marise nodded. "I personally think you hit your head too hard..... BUT, I'm still in heaven!" I hugged Hiei tightly, and he went to draw his katana.
"Get....OFF!" He said angrily. I had obviously not made a good first impression.
"You're not ALLOWED to kill me, remember? Sparkey-chan." He glared worse than I had ever seen before, and waited, almost trembling, for me to let go.
I finally let go, and walked up to Kurama. "Scar Hiei for life: Check." I looked up at Kurama. "Hmm.... So what do we call you? Shuichi? Minamino? Youko? Fox? Or just Kurama?"
"Uh..... Kurama will do." he said smiling.
"I told you Kurama's cuter!" I yelled over at Marise while I latched on to Kurama.
"You don't seriously want to have this argument here, after we pretty much just met them?" Marise said, giving me a look.
"Of course I do! Oh, and by the way, Kurama would kick Hiei's ASS in a fight!" The YuYu gang did an anime sweatdrop, except for Hiei, who glared curiously.
"Clearly you didn't watch the series close enough." Marise said back to me. "Hiei would his speed to get the upper hand, then strike! If worse came to worse, he would use the Dragon of the Darkness Flame!"
"Nuh-uh! Kurama would just outsmart Hiei!" I argued back.
"Maybe for a short while, but not enough to win the fight."
"Hell yeah! All Kurama has to do is light Sparkey-chan's short fuse, and wait for him to get reckless so he'd fall into a trap!"
"He might get hurt, but he wouldn't loose!"
"If he gets hurt, Kurama just has to summon one of those carnivorous plants! Dark Tournament proves that it would work."
"Umm, guys... I mean, girls...." Yusuke said, interrupting us. "Couldn't Hiei just transform and kick Kurama's ass that way?"
"Oh, so you want to see the atrocity known as green Hiei?" Marise and me said in unison. Everyone shuddered.
"Never mind...." Yusuke retreated.
"At least Hiei's still cuter." Marise said.
"You act like you pretty much worship me...." Hiei said.
"Yeah.... well.... I kinda do..." Marise said a little nervously.
"No, Kurama looks cute in EVERY one of his forms." I said. "As for Hiei..... Sure he's cute NOW, but......"
Suddenly Kurama picked me up again. Not that I was complaining this time. "We'd better go...." He said.
"Yeah, or certain cute demon may get a little too worked up...." Marise said while she looked at Hiei with an admiring smile.