Okay, hi guys! I just started a new project and I'd like if you'd tell me what you think about it! (For those who read my other stories: I didn't forget about them, I'm gonna continue them, I just didn't find the right time to do it.)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I LOVE BOWTIES AND DISNEY!

You: umm...okay?

Stranger: I just thought you might wanna know.

You: Well, it's a nice conversation starter,

You: I guess...

Stranger: I figured that. But to be honest, you're the first one who didn't disconnect in less than 2 seconds.

You: Wait and see,

You have disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I LOVE BOWTIES AND DISNEY!

You: ugh

You: you, again.

Stranger: pardon? sooo you're the one who disconnected after saying "it's a nice conversation starter?"

You: Guilty.

You have disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: Hello :) How are you?

You: Fine, thanks.

Stranger: Aren't you going to ask me the same?

You: How about you?

You: I was just getting to that. -.- I'm not that quick at typing^^

Stranger: I'm wonderful. Great. Awesome. A little bit over the top maybe, but I feel superdupery. :) :)

You: o.O

Stranger: What?

You: "superdupery"? Siriusly? Who says that?

Stranger: Me,

Stranger: Myself

Stranger: And I

Stranger: Besides...Siriusly?

Stranger: Sounds like a Potterhead to me.

Stranger: Are you still there?

Stranger: Or are you searching for the right keys? I get impatient easily.

Stranger: You might figured that already.

Stranger: o.O

You: Sorry about that.

You: Oh wow, you actually still here? I was gone for like 15 min!

Stranger: You said siriusly, I can't just walk away from an may-to-be Potterhead^^

Stranger: Soooooo, are you?

You: Yeah. Who isn't?

Stranger: Ding ding ding. Right answer. :)

You: Did I win something?

Stranger: Lemme think...

Stranger:...my respect?

You: Well, okay, better than nothing xD

Stranger: Name's Blaine.

You: What?

Stranger: My name is Blaine. I thought I might as well give you that, too. As kind of an extra prize.

You: Oh, how generous of you. I'm Kurt.

You: So, Blaine. What are you up to? Why are you on omegle?

Stranger: Well...at first I wanted to search people with the same interests as I have. But after shouting BOWTIES and DISNEY at people they always kept disconnecting

Stranger: So I decided to try it with "hi" instead. Works pretty well 'till now, don't you think?

Stranger: Kurt?

Stranger: Are you still there?

You: OMG LET ME BREATH

You: Thanks a lot, now I have coke in my lungs. And on my screen...don't know what's worse.

You: And you're lucky I didn't get anything on my AlexanderMCQueen...

You: So...well I might need to tell you that I disconnected two times.

You: In a row...and this is the third time.

Stranger: omg, are you sirius? *lookwhatIdidthere*

You: No, I'm Kurt.

You: but, yeah. Do I need to apologize?

Stranger: No...just..Please don't do it again, though.

Stranger: Disconnect, I mean.

You: No, now that I know that there is a kinda decent human beeing behind the screen...

Stranger: Hey! Kinda? I'm a totally dapper gay.

You: No doubt about that. Alone the fact that you used that word.

Stranger: *GUY omg, can't believe I totally typed gay.

You: not that word. "superdupery", stupid^^

Stranger: Oh, okay. So you have...no problems? With gays?

You: No, can't say i have a problem with myself.

Stranger: umm, okay, well. Cool?

You: You? If you wanna disconnect, this is your chance.

Stranger: No, no, I wouldn't...well. I mean...I am kinda gay, too.

You: Kinda? o.O

Stranger: I AM gay

Stranger: totally gay.

Stranger: Yeah, I like cock.

You: No need to go into detail. I got it the first time.

Stranger: Okay, I'm sorry. So were cool?

You: Totally.

You: Soooooo

You: Superduper dapper gay, tell me more about you.

You: If you want that is...

Stranger: You're not really going to call me that, are you?

You: yep. :P

Stranger: Ugh.

Stranger: Not sure if i wanna share more information, though...

You: Ooh come one, dappi, spill it!

Stranger: Oookay. Lemme think...what do you wanna know?

You: Whatever you wanna share.

Stranger: Ummm...I play the violin?

You: I don't know, do you?

Stranger: haha. I wanted to know if that is an information you like, anyway, I'm just gonna talk.

Stranger: I play piano, too, and a few other instruments, but mostly violin.

You: Wow, that sounds awesome.

You: I'm so sorry but I gotta go.

Stranger: NO

Stranger: Um, I mean, please don't. I can wait.

You: this is gonna take a while. Family business.

Stranger: I'll wait, you seem...nice, I'd like to talk to you some more.

You: I dunno. I'd have to keep the laptop on.

Stranger: Puuuuh-leeeeeaseeee *puppyeyes*

You: I don't even know what you look like, puppy eyes won't help

Stranger: Then think of an actual puppy.

You: Uugh, you're weird. But okay. Imma let it on. See ya, I really gotta go!

Stranger: Bye! *waiting*

Stranger: Still waiting. Just wann let you know...

Stranger: tick tock...

Stranger: 32min ...I'm just gonna wait, don't worry...

Stranger: I know I said I'm gonna wait,...I'm just so damn impatient...

Stranger: Did you know that you cannot sneeze with your eyes open?

Stranger: I just tried it. Won't work...

Stranger: I need to pee. But I'm afraid if i go you'll come back...

Stranger: 1h12min...okay, I really need to pee.

Stranger: 1h46min...now I'm really gonna go to the toilet.

Stranger:...Ooops, that was probably an information you wouldn't want to read...just ignore it. Just ignore that I was peeing while you did whatever you are doing right now...

Stranger: Damn, I really should stop drinking coffee. It does things to me...makes me say things...or do things...

Stranger: I'm just gonna shut up now...*waiting*