Yu-gi-oh Abridged the Zexaled series
Script: episode 2
Tittle: Catdare filler
Cast: Yuma, Tori, Bronk, Astral, Cathy
The episode starts in Yuma's room
Yuma: Ha Ha Ha what a great week we've had eh Astral
Astral: yup, we were able to get a couple of number cards and have a couple of wacky adventures along the way you and I have become friends
Yuma: Yup all off screen doing things no one cares about or needs to see, well good night buddy
Astral: same to you pal
Intro
The next scene has a shadow figure break into Yuma's room while he sleeps
Yuma: (asleep) hey Tori want to play a card game?
The shadow figure then goes into Yuma's room and begins to do things in there while Astral watches
Yuma: (asleep) no, Tori you can't summon a spell card
The shadow figure completes their task and the next scene takes place at school with Yuma rushing in to class
Bronk: where's Yuma?
Yuma: (running into class out of breath) I'm here I'm here
Tori and bronk just stare at Yuma in shock
Yuma: what are you guys looking at
Tori: what are we looking at maybe you should see your self (A giant mirror appears as she says this)
Yuma: Ah what the crap
Bronk: where did you get that mirror
Tori: seriously what the hell are you wearing
Bronk: you just gonna ignore my question, ok then
Tori: why do you even own these much less put them on and come to school
Yuma: I didn't know I owned these I thought I grabbed my uniform
Tori: you aren't wearing a shirt but wearing suspenders, how do you mistake that for your uniform, and why do you keep doing this like all week you've been coming to class wearing the most ridiculous outfits, were do you even get them
Yuma: don't judge me I have no idea how I got these or where they go either, I actually tired looking for one and could not find it
Tori: well you would figure your sister or Grandma would notice and tell you
Yuma: my sister hasn't given a shit bout me for two years though that's mostly because grandma has Alzheimer's so that's why but still.
Tori: then there were the wires in gym, I mean how do you not notice that
Yuma: that is also a good question that I don't have an answer for
Tori: and your lunches
Yuma: I'm not really complaining about that but still I don't know what is happening
Astral: I do
Yuma: what
Astral: yeah for like the past week someone's been breaking into your room and doing things to all your stuff
Yuma: and your just now telling me this
Astral: I thought it was normal
Yuma: no, no its not normal if anyone is in my room thats not me or my sister or my grandma you tell me I mean what happens if they tried to steal one of the artifacts form my room or what if they did something to me like they raped or even killed me
Bronk: Yuma, would you stop talking to your imaginary boyfriend
Yuma: go fuck yourself Bronk, and as for you Tori I have now figured out the problem which I will need to look into, but you know what even if this looks lame its still more stylish than what you are wearing with that cute one-piece school girl outfit, I mean it's not even that good it's like you're not even trying
Tori: you mean my uniform, the ones we have to wear to be in school, yeah no shit I have to wear it, and just because you changed your clothes dosent mean you're a fashion expert
Yuma: well care for a challenge then Miss Meadows, 5:30 after school the mall we attempt to see who can have a better outfit than the other
Tori: and well post our picks online so people can vote on them to see who wins
Yuma: exactly
Tori: all right it's a date
Yuma: a date of destiny was just like in card games I will defeat you
Bronk: you mean by sucking at them until you meet another imaginary boyfriend who can teach you how to dress
Tori: Bronk you aren't involved in this so stay out
Yuma: yeah anyway I will see you at 5:30 then
Tori: you do realize wee sit next to each other right?
Yuma: right we need to do school
The next scene Tori is running to the mall and realizes she is late
Tori: crap crap I can't believe I'm going to be late after I harp on Yuma for it this is my chance for some alone time with him and I refuse to let him hold this over me
Suddenly cats appear
Tori: where did all these cats come from (the cats attack Tori) wah
At the mall 2 hours later
Yuma: I don't believe this its been two hours I'm late once by 10 minutes, I event extend her to tell ger I was going to be late, but she can be late by 2 hours and not even text me why
Astral: yeah you literally wasted 2 hours of your life here time that could have been used you know doing plot or you know you could have tried calling your little girlfriend
Yuma: hey she is not my girlfriend alright
Astral: that's not what I hear when you sleep you two are always playing children's card games in your dreams.
Yuma: wait what
Astral: yeah but I don't think she is very good at it as I hear from you I don't think she understands how the game is supposed to work.
Yuma: wait so do you mean that literally or … (Suddenly cats appear around them as Yuma and Astral stare at them) where the fuck did they come from
Astral: what the hell even are these things
Yuma: There cats Astral
Astral: Cats, I've never seen such strange creatures before what do they do
Yuma: mostly lay around all day eat, shit, and get the funny stuff they do posted to the internet
Astral: sounds like what you do
Yuma: they also eat annoying ghost people like you
Astral: no they don't
Yuma: oh yeah, remember professor banner from GX
Astral: oh yeah…... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY YUMA, good those arrows are pointing at you meaning they must want you and not me
Yuma: Nani? (Yuma looks at the cat and notices part of a ribbon) hey wait a minute that's tori's cute ribbon you basterd cats what did you do with her (a cat then gives Yuma a letter) Dear Yuma, please come to the address listed bellow if you want your little birdy
Astral: I don't get it what birdy
Yuma: they must mean Tori as her Japanese's name stands for bird come Astral we must save her or something
At the mansion
Astral: ok I get we had to do at least one filler episode as it just seems kinda awkward to just go to the next thing, but are we really doing the only one that doesn't involve numbers
Yuma: yes we are now stop complaining about it
Yuma and Astral enter the Mansion
Cathy (from above the house): well I'm so glad you could make it, I'm glad to have you at my house (revealing herself) Welcome Yuma-Senpai my name is Cathy, but you may call me Cat
Yuma: uh hello, I'm sorry but do I know you
Cathy: no not exactly but that will change
Yuma: I'm sorry but are you like an actually neko girl or
Cathy: its just a hair style
Yuma: ok so it's just a gimmick ok and I think I'll just call you Cathy also what did you do with Tori
Cathy: nothing though I can tell you where the birdy is if you were to play a card game with me
Yuma: if that's your price then bring it I love card games
Cathy: oh yeah, how much do you like them
Yuma: I love them
Cathy: how good at them are you
Yuma: I'd say about above average at least
Cathy: oh so your inexperienced
Yuma: I mean technically
Cathy: oh don't worry you'll just need some practice a lot more with your hips
Yuma: what
Cathy: nothing
Yuma: no seriously what was
Cathy: nope nothing now duel, duel, duel, duel
Yuma: ok ok calm down you crazy bitch
Yuma/Cathy: Duel
Cathy: I'll go first I'll summon two hell spawn cats to my field in attack mode and end my turn
Yuma: She is really going for the cat theme
Astral: as long as we kill them were fine
Yuma: what do you have ailurophobia now
Astral: That would imply I fear the things I simply wish to see they end so ghost no longer need to live in fear
Yuma: yeah ok Astral, my move I summon chachacha Archer and when he summoned he shoots an arrow to your face (Cathy is attack) now attack one of those cats (Archer is confused and can't decide which to attack) um Archer attack it doesn't matter which one, what's wrong with you
Cathy: (laughs) your chachacha Archer can't decide which to attack as nice there both in attack mode you have to pick it for an attack target but since there both you can't attack I call it the snuggle lock
Astral: damn snuggles ok Yuma what you need to do is
Yuma: uuuhhh I've got it
Astral: you sure?
Yuma: yes, I activate flip flap which changes one of your hell spawn cats battle position, now chachacha Archer attack the other o (the cat turns around and reveals its horrifying face) OH FUCK IT IS EVIL KILLITKILLITKILLIT (stray cat is destroyed) oh Jesus
Cathy: that was a wonders move my love
Yuma: why thank you, and what did you just say
Cathy: oh well I was hoping to wait a little longer, but I simply cannot, guess the (zooms in) cat is out of the bag now
Yuma: no
Cathy: in truth Yuma I have been watching you from afar as a background character, but I refuse to live like that anymore in truth Yuma Tsukmo I love you
Yuma: wait really
Cathy: Of course, ill even admit that I was the one pulling those pranks on you
Yuma: so you did all that
Cathy: yup
Yuma: so what was up with the outfits
Cathy: I was trying to see if you looked sexy in them or not
Yuma: and the gym wires
Cathy: you were struggling to break your record so much I thought they would help
Yuma: and even that amazing food
Cathy: I prepared it personally for you
Yuma: well it was good
Cathy: that means so much especially considering my secret ingredient
Yuma: What do you mean by secret ingredient
Cathy: well let's just say it involves my cat
Yuma: that has many meanings and I don't think I like any of them
Cathy: it's the best kind of meaning
Yuma: oh…. Oooooooooohhhhh oh shit
Cathy: and I wish to be with you and only you for all time forever and ever and let you spend all your time with me, so please love me
Yuma: (stares at Cathy for a few moments horrified) uh uh uh, What MAIN CHARACTER IGNORENCE OF LOVE what are you talking about ha ha ha
Cathy: um Yuma I
Yuma: oh no uh: do, go, zu, ga, GAGAGA MAGICIAN DIRECT ATTACK (Gagaga Magician attacks ending the duel), uh yea I win now I have, I have to um go right know because uh uh, bye, BYE CATHY
Cathy: senpi remembered my name!
At the park Yuma finds Tori playing red light green light with cats
Yuma: so, this is where you have been
Tori: huh, oh Yuma oh shit did I
Yuma: miss the shopping challenge and make me look all over town with for you yes, you now have to post to card game twitter that you forfeit
Tori: fair enough, I mean these cats were playing red light green light you never see that, so how was your day otherwise
Yuma: well let's just say I found out that I might not exactly be a cat person
Episode End