Final Fantasy VI: Abridged Version

by ParadigmRiki

Be prepared. Be very prepared. For randomness, overreacting, stupidity, and lots and lots of hilarity in the abridging of one of the most iconic Final Fantasy games! And no, it's not VII. I will try to avoid any and all explicitness and swearing. But small swears will be used. You have been warned.

1. Chapter 0

Final Fantasy VI

Abridged!

DISCLAIMER!

Final Fantasy VI and all it's characters and locations are all property of Square Enix. I wish I owned them, but that's life for you. You get what you get.

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Chapter 0: Yeah, I'm doing this!

Ha ha ha! Hello guys, this is your author speaking and I will be conducting this crazy train wreck that I call a fanfiction. You'll see me pop in and out of the story every so often but I won't be the star of the show. Don't you worry about that.

I'm just here to say that I appreciate any and all types of criticism so I can do my best to please everyone with this sorry excuse for a fanfic.

But enough about that, I got this idea from another fanfic writer who actually wrote an abridged for VI but never completed. I decided I'd try my hand at this type of writing so here I am.

This is a really long intro chapter, holy hell! Alright, alright, I'll stop. Anyway, I hope to see your comments on the first chapter when I release it. Paradigm Riki, out!