Hey Guys! So I thought I'd do a little interrogation with the CL Warriors, and I'm adding my OC Kaitlyn (Jeremie's cousin.) It's gonna be like a little sequel to CL Evolution. Tell me what ya think! It's meant to be funny. It's gonna be in script form. I hope you like it! I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT AND KAITLYN AND LEA!
Code Lyoko Evolution: LYOKO WARRIORS: CHAOTIC!
Part 1.
Narrators: KAITLYN & ODD.
(Kaitlyn enters, rather proper.)
KAITLYN: Welcome to the Code Lyoko Evolution Interrogation!
(Odd enters, rather goofy and improper.)
ODD: SUNDAY! It's EXTREME! See Hell-raising action as the warriors battle it out for Aelita's memory in the return of XANA! THEY"LL BLOW HIM AWAY! LET'S GO!
(Kaitlyn rolls her eyes, and continues.)
KAITLYN: What we're going to do today is-
(Odd cuts her off)
ODD: And! The battle y'all have been waiting for! Aelita verses Taelia, In a hair pulling wrestling match! Who's the toughest of them all?
KAITLYN: Can you stop?
ODD: (To the audience) What happens when the little pink guru you all know as sweet loses it and gets real? And choking people and one of them gets the other in a crab hold and-
KAITLYN: Okay, stop! We're not doing that.
ODD: But Kaitlyn, we need Flames! Flames!
KAITLYN: Enough, Odd! You're weirding them out!
ODD: I'm EXTREME.
KAITLYN: No you're not! Can we please just do this?
ODD: Okay, fine Kaitlyn. But I just want you to know: You are no longer considered 'Extreme' in my book. NO LONGER.
KAITLYN: (Ignoring him) This is the Code Lyoko Evolution Interrogation!
ODD: That's right! And what we're going to do is blow your minds!
KAITLYN: And what we're going to do is perform every episode in order, with no edits. No nothing. One hundred percent originally intended.
ODD: Heck yeah! Of course, all the episodes have been edited out by (DUN DUN DUN) Moonscoop. When will they learn!
KAITLYN: They never will. Originality is the best way to go. (Winks at audience.)
(JEREMIE enters, halfway in character.)
JEREMIE: I thought there was supposed to be food back here?
ODD: There's like a meat thing somewhere.
JEREMIE: Where?
KAITLYN: I don't know, somewhere. Did you check the lobby?
JEREMIE: The lobby is where you wait, why would it be in there?
ODD: I don't know, Moonscoop would do something like that.
JEREMIE: Is there anything to drink?
ODD: Water.
JEREMIE: No milk? I need to get my calcium. You know I'll never get muscles without milk.
ODD: Hop off the computer once in a while, Einstein.
JEREMIE: Ugh. (He exits)
KAITLYN: Anyway, in just the short time we have, we're going to perform all 96 episodes of Code Lyoko.
ODD: That's like 7 episodes per minute!
KAITLYN: Or a different number if you actually know math.
ODD: Hey! It's not my fault I'm a little slow when it comes to math!
KAITLYN: And to make things more difficult, we're going to keep all endings intact. Which is…
ODD: That it's all one ginormous mega superstory!
KAITLYN: ARE YOU READY!
ODD: I'm so excited! (He chokes back) I think I'm going to throw up! Does anyone have a hat? (He runs in the audience and grabs a young man's cap) EXCUSE ME!
KAITLYN: Well I don't know when he's coming back so….
(ODD makes loud barfing noises.)
ODD: (Screaming offstage) I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER HAT!
KAITLYN: (Rolling her eyes) Excuse me for a second.
(KAITLYN runs offstage)
