Lets play "Poke The Angry Carnie!"
Auron shokk his head.
"No way Sephiroth, you are going to et me killed one of these days." He said, while he and Sephiroth walked down the run-way of a carnival.
"Oh come on, this game is fun, all you do is you find any tired looking Carnie, and you poke them with a stick. If they get mad at you, that twenty points, if they try to kill you off, that's a hundred points, but for some reason, if they get turned on, then you loose fifty points no matter what, get it?"
Auron scratched his head.
"I think so."
"Good, now let's see what you can do."
Sephiroth handed Auron a stick. He went over to a carnie at the Break-a-bottle game and poked him. The carnie threw a beer bottle at Auron and he ran back to Sephiroth.
"So, that was twenty points, right?" He asked.
"Well, add ten bonus points for the beer bottle toss, ok, my turn."
Sephiroth poked a sleepy carnie at the Tilt-a-whirl, and that carnie looked up at him, them when back to sleep. Sephiroth returned to Auron.
"Damn, no points." He said.
Just then, Cloud and Tidus showed up holding an enormous teddy bear.
"Hey, watch-cha playing?" Cloud asked.
"Poke the Angry Carnie, it's kinds fun." He said.
"Oh, let me try!" Tidus said.
Sephiroth gave Tidus a stick and he ran over to a carnie running the pop-a-balloon game. That carnie got angry and threw a dart at Tidus. Tidus ducked and the dart flew into Tifa's eyeball. It got infected and she died.
"Let's not play this game anymore, it's too violent." Auron said.
"I agree." Sephiroth said. "Let's look for a new game.
"I'll look in the sky." Auron said.
"And I'll look in my shorts." Sephiroth said. END
Auron shokk his head.
"No way Sephiroth, you are going to et me killed one of these days." He said, while he and Sephiroth walked down the run-way of a carnival.
"Oh come on, this game is fun, all you do is you find any tired looking Carnie, and you poke them with a stick. If they get mad at you, that twenty points, if they try to kill you off, that's a hundred points, but for some reason, if they get turned on, then you loose fifty points no matter what, get it?"
Auron scratched his head.
"I think so."
"Good, now let's see what you can do."
Sephiroth handed Auron a stick. He went over to a carnie at the Break-a-bottle game and poked him. The carnie threw a beer bottle at Auron and he ran back to Sephiroth.
"So, that was twenty points, right?" He asked.
"Well, add ten bonus points for the beer bottle toss, ok, my turn."
Sephiroth poked a sleepy carnie at the Tilt-a-whirl, and that carnie looked up at him, them when back to sleep. Sephiroth returned to Auron.
"Damn, no points." He said.
Just then, Cloud and Tidus showed up holding an enormous teddy bear.
"Hey, watch-cha playing?" Cloud asked.
"Poke the Angry Carnie, it's kinds fun." He said.
"Oh, let me try!" Tidus said.
Sephiroth gave Tidus a stick and he ran over to a carnie running the pop-a-balloon game. That carnie got angry and threw a dart at Tidus. Tidus ducked and the dart flew into Tifa's eyeball. It got infected and she died.
"Let's not play this game anymore, it's too violent." Auron said.
"I agree." Sephiroth said. "Let's look for a new game.
"I'll look in the sky." Auron said.
"And I'll look in my shorts." Sephiroth said. END