A little fun NCIS one-shot I wrote over five minutes.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own NCIS or Spice Girls. I just like to muck around with them. (=
The NCIS team were at a new crime scene, nothing particularly special, just a dead marine in the park. Tony and Ziva were looking for evidence and McGee was interviewing a witness, while Gibbs was waiting for Ducky to arrive. McGee walked over to Tony and Ziva who appeared to be bickering again.
"Hey!" he called out to them
They both turned their heads and ceased arguing.
"I've got a witness who says that she saw a man fleeing the scene. She reckons he looks a bit like Meat Loaf."
"This woman saw a man who looks like a ground meat dish?" Ziva asked quizzically
"No, Zee-vah." Tony said, "Meat Loaf, rock singer, also known as Marvin Lee Aday. Known for hits such as Two Out of Three Ain't Bad, Bat Out of Hell, Dead Ringer for Love?"
Ziva showed no expression of recognition
"He's also an actor." Tony said
"Ahh." Ziva nodded, "Your field of expertise."
Tony smiled and continued speaking,
"Most famous for Rocky Horror Picture Show, playing Eddie. He also played Bob Paulson in Fight Club. Aand he played the bus driver, Dennis, in Spice World: The Movie."
McGee snorted at his last statement,
"Something funny, McGoo?" Tony glared at him
"Spice World?" McGee asked, a huge grin across his face, "As in, the Spice Girls' movie?"
"Spice Girls?" Ziva asked before Tony could retort
"The Spice Girls were a British pop group. There was Ginger, Sporty, Baby, Posh and Scary." McGee explains, pausing between each name to think
"Scary? Baby? What kind of names are those?" Ziva said
"Not their real names, Zee-vah. Their nicknames. Geri Halliwell, Melanie Chisholm, Emma Bunton, Victoria Beckham and Melanie Brown."
McGee stared at Tony who suddenly looked embarrassed.
"You know their names!?" he blurted out and began laughing
Ziva didn't know exactly why the situation was so funny, but she laughed anyway at Tony being defeated by McGee. Tony turned away to see Ducky exiting the ME's van and he called out to him,
"Ducky!"
"What is it Anthony?" he replied as Tony jogged over to him.
"Ducky, you know the names of the Spice Girls, right?"
"Tony, how dare you!"
"How dare I? Did I do something daring?" Tony said
"I really wish Angela would stop writing that in her fanfics." Palmer piped up
Ducky ignored both of them,
"Just because I am from the United Kingdom does not mean I know the names of all of the pop singers from there!"
"I take it you're not a fan." Tony sounded disappointed
Tony looked back to see McGee and Ziva laughing away and he walked off and called out,
"Fine. I'll just go hang out with people who appreciate their musical talent. People like Angela! …And Zakia because she just wants me to hang out with her, 'cause I'm awesome like that."
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