Note: I don't own the idea for the 'Know your stars' segment on the 'All that' show. That's property of Nickelodeon. All Superman characters are owned by Warner Bros, cartoon network and DC comics.
Another thing: Whatever the narrator says is in italic and whatever Superman or others characters say is in normal font. Anything else is in bold, bold italics or underlined, I know it might be hard to read but please work with me on this.
"Know your stars…know your stars...know your stars"
"Superman… he's from Earth"
(Shows Superman sitting in a room in a director's chair)
"Uh, no I'm not... I'm from Krypton"
"Superman… he's allergic to lead"
"Uh, no…it's Kryptonite"
"Superman… he's actually Clark Kent, and works at the Daily planet"
"Who told you that? Hello?"
"Superman… Kara is really his sister"
"No she's not, she's my cousin…"
"Superman…he likes Lana Lang"
"What?!"
"Lois it's not true, Lana and I are just friends….I really like you"
"Superman…his pal is Lex Luthor"
"Uh, no…Jimmy Olsen is my pal, not Lex"
(talking back and forth about Lex)
"Yes, he is"
"No, he isn't"
"Yes he is"
"No he isn't…look, everything you said about me for the last few minutes isn't true"
"Superman…his dog's name is Fido"
"No it's not, his name is Krypto…"
"Now you know…Superman"
"No they don't! none of that stuff about me is true…hello? Where'd you go? That's it, I'm out of here"
(Leaves the room)
MORE TO COME…
The next chapter will probably be up in a week or longer. This was an idea I had for a while. I don't know if anybody has done a 'know your stars' fan fic with Superman characters. But oh well…
Spoiler warning: Lois is in the next chapter…
Until then…please read and review!