Edit: I didn't know that stories weren't supposed to be in script so I changed it! I swear it wasn't in the rules last time I checked! And also send the dares via PM, please! The story can't be interactive either.

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or the cats dared/tortured, but the hosts and security are mine.

Hosts:
Sparkleflower - Sanity level -115. Is obsessed with Graystripe. Most insane, dangerous, and smart host. Owns a purple sparkly taser (pink is too manly!) named Electrovi, is her best friend. Hates Millie and constantly tortures her.

Tigerstripe - Sanity level 70 when grumpy (so just about always) but when happy it lowers. Doesn't care about most the cats, but enjoys watching Sparkleflower taser them. Has "muscle spasms" while holding a knife that makes him stab "on accident".

Angelfur - Sanity level -80. Hates Blackfoot. Obsessed with Brackenfur. Cousins with Sparkleflower. Owns a random ball with retractable poison spikes.

Spottedpaw - Apprentice (still looking for a mentor, can be security or host!). Sanity level 0. Loves Hollyleaf (o.e). Enjoys watching Tigerstripe get annoyed. Uses a slingshot with sharp rocks as projectiles.

Security:
Willowmoon - Sanity level 45. Has syringe needles (don't ask where they came from) that make cats fall asleep. Can hack the law system to keep Graystripe from putting a restraining order on Sparkleflower.

Mudface - Sanity level 38. Uses a grenade launcher. If annoyed, cats will go flying.

Greykit - Sanity level -95. Sparkleflower's kit. Named after Graystripe, replacing the 'a' with an 'e'. Uses all assassin items.

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"Hi!" Sparkleflower greeted. "Welcome to..."
"The Warriors Torture Show!" the other hosts chimed in.
"This is the show where we take random characters from the Warriors series and torture or dare them!" Sparkleflower said.
"Where's the button?" Tigerstripe asked.
"Button? What button?" Spottedpaw asked stupidly.
"The button that Sparkleflower stole from TortureClan for this show," Angelfur explained.

Mudface walked in dragging Greykit. "Sparkleflower, I found your kit trying to steal the torture button."

Willowmoon handed it to her. "Here."
Greykit struggled in Mudface's grip. "Nuuuu! Give it ba-" He cut off and fell asleep as Willowmoon stabbed him with a syringe needle.
"Finally," Tigerstripe sighed, "that thing was just..."
"Oh, my beautiful torture button!" Sparkleflower cried, stroking it sweetly.
Spottedpaw stared in astonishment. "Sh-She doesn't even care that her own SON was stabbed in the neck with a needle! What kind of a mother IS she?"
Sparkleflower looked over. "Oh, him... Just... um... throw him in the corner or something. He'll wake up later." She waved her paw dismissively.
"Kaaay!" Angelfur tossed him over, grinning madly.
"Moving on..." Tigerstripe muttered. "Are there any dares?"

Spottedpaw carefully looked away from Sparkleflower, who was murmuring to the button. "Well, seeing as it's our first episode, Sparkleflower made up her own. She's supposed to read it, but seeing as she's... busy... I suppose I'll have to. There's two. First Millie."
Sparkleflower looked up from her trance. "Millie? Where? Lemme at her!"
"She's part of your dare, remember?" Tigerstripe said.
"Aah, yes, I remember!" Sparkleflower exclaimed, pushing the button and poofing her into the studio, smiling sweetly.
"- so I think we should mess up my organs even more by having MORE kits-" Millie was saying. "Huh? Graystripe-?"
Sparkleflower spoke. "Hello, Millie."
"Where am I? Who are you?" Millie asked, terrified.
Spottedpaw answered, "Why, you're on the Warriors Torture Show."
"You have to do a dare," Angelfur told her.
Millie stared. "What? No! Take me back to ThunderClan!"
Sparkleflower held up Electrovi, who was buzzing with 10,000 watts of electricity. "I'm sorry, I must've misheard you. Did you say no?"
Millie eyed Electrovi warily. "Umm... what's the dare?"
Tigerstripe walked up and whispered the dare in her ear.
"WHAT?" she screeched. "No way! I won't do that!" Suddenly she heard a buzzing noise and saw Electrovi dangerously close to her side. "... on second thought, I will." Sparkleflower poofed her to StarClan.
"Hey Silverstream!" Millie called. "Graystripe thinks you're a little bitch and he thanks Cinderpelt for not saving you, and so do I! I also have had at least 7 litters of his kits and expect to have more!" She poofed back to the other cats and was surprised when Silverstream was poofed there.
Tigerstripe locked them in a room and gave Silverstream a flamethrower. "Have fun!"
Angelfur stared, shocked. "Did... you just smile?"
Somewhere in the depths of Hell, Satan shivered, surrounded by snow. "FUCK."
Spottedpaw let Silverstream out and poofed her back to StarClan, then brought Millie back to life and poofed her to ThunderClan before Sparkleflower could kill her. "What's the next dare?"
"This is with Tigerstar. He has to go live as a kittypet with Twolegs that have a ton of kits. He cannot hurt any Twolegs, can not eat fresh-kill, only kittypet pellets or mush, and must wear a purple and pink collar with either a bell or bow or both. He must be this way for 7 months." She grinned.
Angelfur poofed Tigerstar to the studio and told him what to do. "Up for it?"
Tigerstar looked confused. "What-? No!"
"Too bad!" Tigerstripe poofed him to the Twoleg den.

((7 months later))
"Let's see how he's doing!" Sparkleflower said, poofing him back.
Tigerstar was on his back, purring, wearing a pink frilly bow with a bow in the middle and a purple dress, and his breath reeked of kittypet food.
"You go home now." Sparkleflower poofed him to the Dark Forest.
Greykit walked in. "Hey! I just woke up and found out it was NOVEMBER! What the hell!"
Spottedpaw blinked. "Oh, huh, we totally forgot about him."

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Sorry if it sucks ^^' my first time! Review please! Oh, and yes, I'm looking for a mentor for Spottedpaw! Must give name, sanity level, host or security, and extra info like their weapon of choice- only small things if a host but security can get anything. XD And if you have any suggestions for torture feel free to tell me via PM! And the first person to answer this question gets a freebie; they can do whatever, have their cat in the show guest star/do something with a character of choice or do a dare with the hosts. The question is: Using clues from this episode, what month was it when Greykit fell asleep? Again, please review!