Allright, I've had this idea in my head for a while…and I'd like to thank Caroline15 for finally convincing me to put it down. Go read 'The Sickness' by her, it's like awesome! I also wanna dedicate this to her ^^

Chapter 1

"GIR!" shouted an angry Irken. His pink and black uniform gleaming in the underground chamber. His glove covered fists clutched in anger as he paced on the gray flooring. His teeth for gritted, trying to resist the urge to yell from pure rage.

Gir had broken his last nerve. He couldn't take it any longer. The robot had set him off the deep end.

The robot finally flew into the huge chamber covered in wires. He was pretending to make his rubber piggy fly in the air while making airplane noises.

Zim faced the Sir. Eyes squinted and teeth bared, he simply pointed a finger at the floor to indicate to Gir that he couldn't talk, or else there would be ringing in all of their ears.

Gir flew down, completely ignoring Zim.

Gir began to run around with his pig while laughing uncontrollably. He didn't look where he was going however and ran into the control booth. He fell with a Thud and still continued to laugh.

Meanwhile, Zim just stared at him, with the same expression he had on while he was pacing. He didn't want to explode in the little robot's face, but the Sir had ruined the one thing that would finally conquer earth, and it wasn't just some kind of thing that took a month to build, but about a year, and the parts weren't the most cheapest either.

In a nutshell, it took a little effort to build.

Gir stopped laughing after about a minute and looked over at his master, who still seemed mad and was holding in a yell from pure aggravation. The robot grabbed his rubber piggy and walked over curiously to the Irken.

"Masteh?" Gir asked in concern. "Why you so angry, masteh?" He pushed his piggy into Zim's face. "You wanna play with me?"

Zim snapped.

"YOU LITTLE TWERP!" Zim screamed, sending Gir flying into the computer screen, slightly chipping it.

Gir fell down and quickly got up, choking back tears. "What I do Masteh?" He babbled. "I didn't mean it! I SWEARS!"

The angered alien stormed over to Gir and picked him up by the arm in a swift motion.

"YOU'VE FINALLY SCREWED UP THINGS, GIR!" Zim screamed in his face.

Gir was howling at this point. Salty tears spewed down his soon-to-be sorry face, as if he wasn't already. He started kicking.

"MASTEH! WHAT I DO? I DIDN'T MEAN TO-"

"IM TIRED OF THAT SHIT, GIR!"

Zim started to carry Gir to the enslavement chambers. As he walked down the hall, Gir was still crying his little heart out. He honestly didn't know what he did wrong. All he did was press a few buttons…

As they arrived into the blue room, Zim literally threw Gir in one of the slave pods and slammed the door to the container shut before storming out of the room, followed by slamming that door.

Gir cuddled up into ball and clutched his piggy like it was his only lifeline. He was still howling, but the slave pods were sound proof, which left Gir and his piggy to hear the echo of his tears.

Zim stormed back into the room he was previously in and ran over to the place where the deadly weapon used to stand. Instead, its metal bits melted on the ground, ash covering the ground, the buttons on the device burned along with the metal that fired the fatal shot. This could have been the end of the humans.

That thought made Zim want to choke the robot. The alien was so close to victory, yet that THING went and screwed up everything!

He yelled he kicked the what-used-to-be control box, half from anger, and half from the pain it brought.

"SO CLOSE!" He yelled. "SO CLOSE TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMANS! YET THAT STUPID ROBOT RUINS EVRYTHING! EVERYTHING!"

He started to pace again from anger.

Meanwhile, Gir was still crying. He never meant to ruin anything, all he wanted to do was impress his master. He had heard Zim late at night when he thought Gir was sleeping ramble on and on about how Gir wasn't the smartest thing he ever met. All the robot meant to do was to prove to the alien that he was smart.

Gir eventually stopped his crying and got up. The pod didn't provide much room, and it didn't smell the best either. There was only enough room to walk just one step, and there was nothing provided either.

It was just the robot, the robot and his rubber piggy.

Yet, none of them noticed through their crying and anger, that there was a shadow creeping around the base. He quickly took his chance and escaped from the base, and thought about what happened on the way back to his house.

That shadow, was Dib Membrane.

I'm so happy! I finally get to type this! ^^ I hope to update soon! C YA DING DONGS! STAY FLUFFEH B)